Chapter 1: How did the Las Vegas Golden Knights sweep the Colorado Avalanche?
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Chapter 2: What were the implications of the Thunder's Game 5 victory over the Spurs?
Too many names. Kid is soccer. Yeah, kid. I don't know about that. It's just what it's called. I know. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean, I mean. Not a big soccer guy. I know. So the Golden Knights, that's third Stanley Cup in the franchise's first nine seasons. Keep in mind, the Arizona Cardinals won their last title in 1947. They were also the St. Louis Cardinals.
Toronto hasn't won the Cup in 59 years. The Lions and Browns have never reached the Super Bowl, and the Cubs, of course, had a 108-year World Series drought. So what you have with the Golden Knights just doesn't happen. They benefited from the expansion draft, but if you go to a Golden Knights game, it's an event. It's like a Vegas show. They do a great job.
The atmosphere is different than anybody else. As soon as you see those sweaters on the ice, you know that that's Vegas. And back in the Stanley Cup final for a third time in nine years. All right. Any other poll questions that you're thinking about, Dylan? Yeah, Dan, who needs to clear their throat more, Mitch Johnson, Doc Rivers, or Marvin?
Remember when Fritzie had the, do we have that, Marvin, of Fritzie clearing his throat? Remember there was actually a song that we had? Oh, this is good. I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
Chapter 3: How does Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's reputation affect his career?
Can we find that? Because Fritzy would always have a hard time. It's a great song. Clearing his throat.
Let me clear my throat.
Oh! Have mercy, baby. I hope you don't mind.
No, no, that's not a thing. That's Todd singing? No, no, no, it's not. I typed in clear my throat, so you guys got to let me know exactly what it is. How about Fritzie, clear my throat? How about we take a break? Let's do it. Fritzie, clear your throat, I think, is what it is. Thank you, Todd. All righty, just getting started. So phone calls, always, 877-3DP-SHOW.
Mike Breen, longtime Knicks announcer. Who does he think is the greatest Knicks player of all time? We'll find out. Top of next hour, the great comedian, Nate Bargatze. I always want to say Bargatze, but then when we met him in Vegas... Or Tahoe. He said, no, it's he goes, my family actually mispronounces it, but it's Nate Bargatze. I said, OK, but it should be Bargatze. Yes. Yes.
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Chapter 4: What strategies are the Thunder using to succeed in the playoffs?
He says Bargatze.
Yeah. It's a it's a Bargatze, not a Bargatze. But he'll join us. And Jamal Crawford, he'll join us as well. Fresh off the game last night. All right. Take a break. We're back after this Dan Patrick show. Be sure to catch the live edition of the Dan Patrick Show weekdays at 9 a.m. Eastern, 6 a.m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
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Chapter 5: What are the Golden Knights' chances in the Stanley Cup Final?
We'll rerecord it. No, somebody came up with this. Somebody created a Todd clear your throat. It's tough to find good help around here. David in Ohio. Good morning, David. What's on your mind today? Hey, what's up, Dan? I got a little bit of an IT report here for you.
Yesterday, Rich Eisen's wife was guest hosting his show yesterday, and a caller called in and said that maybe if, I believe her name's Susie, would guest host on the Dan Patrick show, that maybe y'all would win a sports Emmy. And so I didn't know if you had any comment on that. I thought that was kind of interesting. So thank you. No, I don't have any comment on that.
I wish the Eisen family nothing but success. Yes, Paulie. The Sports Emmy Awards were last night, Dan. You know that. Oh, they were? I didn't know if you knew that. I did not. Anything I need to know? Our category? Would you like to know who won? Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Outstanding Daily Studio Show. NFL Live, back to back. Oh, come on. You're supposed to go... Oh, that's right.
Do you want to do it again? Okay. Outstanding Daily Studio Show is... NFL Live. Oh, that's awesome. Back to back. They're the OKC of daily TV shows. Orlovsky, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Laura Rutledge and everybody else that they have on there. It stinks that we actually like them a little bit. Yeah, I like them. Yeah. Do I think our show is better? Yes, I do. Yes, Mark.
It's even better now because I found the song. Yay! OK, this is how we win sports Emmys. Princey. Yes, sir. Hey! I have a little frog in my throat. Let Fritz clear his throat, throat, throat, throat. I don't know if it was worth the wait, but it's still good. That was totally worth the wait. What was it labeled under, Marvin? Fritz ringtone. Oh.
Well, why don't we label it Fritz C. Clear Your Throat. Just changed it. All right, thank you. Yes, Dylan. Yeah, I was never going to find that if it's called Fritz Ringtone. But do we think NFL Live, is this the beginning of a dynasty then? Two in a row? Could be. It could be. Hey, that could be the new PTI. PTI won a few sports Emmys. I'm just happy, you know, for everybody in the business.
You know, that's what it's all about. Be nice to be nominated, but yes, Todd.
Should we consider talking about one sport for 60 minutes as opposed to all the sports for three hours?
What? Wait, you're going after him a little bit? That would need to be said. Well, I did say part of the interruption is 22 minutes long. I mean, come on.
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Chapter 6: How does coaching impact the performance of the Golden Knights?
Come on. You're 22 minutes. Yes, Dylan. You're doing so well with the sportsmanship thing for about five seconds there. I'm not a good sport. I'm not. I try to be a good actor with it. Because, no, I'm competitive. I want to win. Kevin in Texas. Good morning, Kevin. What's on your mind?
uh two things the sports everything pisses me off you guys are not a studio show they need a different category but i digress um anyways when did society become such haters on you know it's the referees fault blah blah in the 90s everyone cheered with michael and the bulls everyone was a bulls fan regardless of where you were they didn't you know the bulls weren't the enemy
And Michael got all the calls. So I don't really know where that changed and where it shifted. Maybe it was Kobe and the Lakers or something like that. But I just remember growing up, and everybody loved the Bulls. They wanted them to win. They didn't want the Jazz to win. Well, we were seeing something we hadn't seen before. You're not seeing that with OKC. You're seeing that with Wemby.
We like something new. Steph Curry was new. Oh, my God, look at him. Wait, that guy, that size, is shooting that far away? Caitlin Clark, like you want something you haven't seen before. Like we're trying to, I don't know, shove Scotty Scheffler in the Tiger Woods category, but he's not Tiger Woods. Now, he could end up with great numbers that will rival Tiger, but Tiger was different.
We hadn't seen that before. That's what we love. Patrick Mahomes, oh my gosh, look at what he's doing. even though Aaron Rodgers did that before him, but we were seeing him play in big games, go to Super Bowl. So we like something new. And our attention span is not very long. Speaking from experience, we want something that's different. Shohei Ohtani, oh my gosh, he's pitching and hitting.
That's what we want. And when we don't get it, then we start to focus on other things. Like, oh, they're going to win another title. And I went through this with the San Antonio Spurs. Oh, they're so boring. And I go, they're boringly great? Don't you want a team that is there winning five titles? And you've got a Hall of Fame coach and Hall of Fame players, and they play great.
They play both ends of the floor. No, they're boring. I go, okay. They just won another title. Yeah, Paul.
But the Thunder, don't you think overall they're likable? They lost Durant years ago. They lost Westbrook, Harden. They retooled. They're in a not-huge market. Their fans are awesome. It feels like a college atmosphere. Overall, the whole concept of Thunder and how they rebuilt themselves is really likable.
It is, but I don't think anybody's tuning in to go, man, let's look at all the pieces they put together. Let's look at Sam Presti and all the great things that he did. It's impressive what they did, but as a casual viewer. I mean, when you look at the Olympics, the Olympics sells to your wife and your mother and your daughters. Because that's the big audience. Guys will watch sports.
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