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The Dan Patrick Show

Hour 2 – Lunch Thief, Sean Elliot

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 21.812 Dan Patrick

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

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22.092 - 37.538 Dan Patrick

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, we help make you funnier.

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On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Halls Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tazon Day be famous again. What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular? Well, and they could travel up the land doing meet and greets. They're constantly needed at malls.

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Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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If you're watching the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Dorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a married man. They holding K. Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues.

78.871 - 100.204 Dan Patrick

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This is Saigon, the story of my family and of the country that shaped us.

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From iHeart Podcast, Saigon. You don't think I'm serious about a free Vietnam? One city, a divided country, and the war that tore America apart.

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This is for Vietnam. They're pouring petrol all over here. Freedom for Vietnam! There's a fire coming to this country and it's going to burn out everything.

Chapter 2: What email sparked the discussion about lunch theft?

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My golden nights against the Hurricanes. 877-3DP-SHOW. Would you update the poll results of the first hour there, Dylan? Yes, Dan. Who are you rooting for, the Knicks or the Spurs? 57% say the Spurs. I actually figure for the second hour, we may as well throw up who do you think is going to win to see what the disparity is between the two. Okay, fair enough.

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We got an email, and I didn't know if it was from somebody in the building. And it was basically saying, hey, would you stop stealing lunches? Hey, on a Friday, clear out your lunches. Now, Big German runs a pretty tight ship here. So I'm thinking that Eric, the Big German, sent out an email to all of us.

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And then I realized that this actually came from the home office of Fox Sports Radio, where somebody sent out an email that went out to the entire company. Thousands of people got this email. And Todd goes, did I do something wrong? I started feeling very guilty.

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481.384 - 482.024 Todd

I started sweating.

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I'm 3,000 miles away in Milford, Connecticut. I'm not stealing anyone's lunches. I don't leave my food rotting over the weekend. What's going on here? But apparently, well, you were reading the email.

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Yeah, it was like an iHeartFox Sports radio, some kind of email that a lot of people were on. And I deleted it right away just because it just made me so frightened that it's something I shouldn't have in my possession.

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But it basically said, stop taking other people's lunches. and don't leave your food in there to rot. Take it home with you or don't leave it over the weekend. If it doesn't have your name on it, it doesn't belong to you. Like this has been a problem for a long time. This is your last warning. Yes, Dylan.

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In the email, it said, whatever you do, do not leave your food in the refrigerator overnight. I was like, isn't that the entire point of having a refrigerator? They're like, if you bring it in today, you eat it today. We'll leave it on the counter for the ants to get it. Yes, Paul. So here's the question.

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Did said employee want to send it to a small group of his cohorts that are in that area, or did he do it on purpose to the entire company? Well, it doesn't affect us. Right. I think you would want to send it to people in the building. But Todd was like, had this look on his face. I said, what's wrong? He goes, did I do something wrong? I had to read it a second time. Like, where is it?

Chapter 3: How does Fritzy feel about being targeted for lunch theft?

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And so with Bridges and the way Josh Hart brings the energy, that's a loaded ball club that's playing very good basketball. And this year, if you look at our games, Dan, they beat us in the cup. We had to come back from about 20 here at home to beat them by two points. And then they beat us pretty soundly in Madison Square Garden in early March.

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And so this is going to be a really tough matchup for us.

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Do you put Steph on Castle on Jalen Brunson?

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I would. I would. And I think he continues to learn a lot of lessons. And he's taken on that challenge all year long. It's not like all of a sudden he got to the Western Conference Finals and we're going to put him on SGA and see what happens. That's not Steph Castle. He's been accepting the role of guarding...

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one of the toughest, or if not the toughest, or the best offensive wing player all season long. That's just who he is. He's not afraid of that challenge. He kind of relishes it. And he steps up. And so he did a great job with SGA. As good a job as you could possibly do with that guy, right? And so he's done it all year long against the greats in the game. And so he continues to learn.

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He's got to be patient with Brunson. because Brunson, we know, is incredibly crafty and clever and knows how to beat pretty much any type of defense you throw at him.

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Talking to Sean Elliott, the Spurs TV analyst, won a title back in 1999 when the Spurs beat the Knicks. I don't know if I ever ask you this. How do you repay your brother for giving you a kidney?

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You can't. There's nothing you could do. I mean, there's nothing that I can give him that will repay him that. But, you know, he's family. And that's what family does. You know, he doesn't expect any kind of, you know, any kind of for me to reciprocate. reciprocate in any way. You know, it's just what family does for each other. And so my brother's doing extremely, extremely well.

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He's like the poster child for kidney donation. He had three kids after. They've all gone to college on scholarships, athletic scholarships. He's doing extremely well. And so, you know, there's no way you can repay him. You just tell him thank you. And he's very content with that.

Chapter 4: What are the details of the email regarding food in the fridge?

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That's a hard one, I gotta tell you, because Dave has the athleticism. Timmy is just one of those guys that has... Timmy had great hands, great defensive instincts. They both did. I mean, Tim Duncan should have won several Defensive Player of the Year awards. David won Defensive Player of the Year. So I'm going to say... That's a tough one because I love both these guys.

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I might err on the side of going Big Dave because he's just really, Dave was built like Mr. Olympia. Kind of like that Mitchell Robinson kind of mold where you're big and strong and athletic. And he probably faced more bigs back in the day, Dan, if I can swing it toward Dave. Because when Timmy came in the league, he was playing more power forward. He guarded bigs. Yes, he did.

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But Dave got them all. He got Shaq. He got Patrick. He got Hakeem. He got all the big guys. Mark Eaton, who's 7'5". I mean, he got all the big dudes.

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But could you imagine, Greg Popovich, if David Robinson wanted to shoot where Wemby is shooting?

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Oh, he'd have his ass on the bench right away. With some sailor language, Air Force, you know, drill sergeant language. I mean, Pop, you know, the thing is, it wouldn't be just... Pop. I mean, it would have been Avery Johnson. Avery Johnson would have been in Big Dave if he was out there shooting three balls. I mean, what we're seeing from him is just unnatural. It really is.

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But I don't think that's even the strong suit of his game.

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But when did this change where we allowed seven footers to shoot like they were shooting guards?

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I think it was a guy like Dirk who really started to get guys to try to stretch the floor a little bit more. Big guys to try to stretch the floor. Now, we had guys back in the day, Bill Ambir could shoot it. I always refer to Jack Sigma on our telecast and the way he could shoot the ball from the outside. Sabonis could as well, but Dirk really took that to a different level with...

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