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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of the Cavaliers' playoff failure for LeBron James?
Yeah, why not? 877-3DP-SHOW. Operator Tyler sitting by. He'll take your phone calls. So, Reggie, you'll join us next hour. You got Spurs at the Thunder. Avalanche at my Golden Knights. Game four. Hurricanes over the Canadians in overtime. So it was a busy weekend. I watched both men's and women's lacrosse championships, one on Sunday, one on Monday. I watched the entire game, the entire match.
Northwestern ended up beating North Carolina, the women's lacrosse championship. A little bit of a surprise. That was a home win for Northwestern. And then Princeton dominated Notre Dame yesterday. It was fun. And it's one of those, watch some of the Indy 500, of course, a photo finish there.
You had sort of, I watched some golf, kind of those peripheral sports, and you're like, all right, got a chance. I locked in on lacrosse. I'm like, all right, I'm enjoying this. As for the Indy 500, this is how it sounded.
teammates battle side by side but out front the young american chasing his first win on turn two david malukas goes to defend the msr driver still side by side the will that play into malukas's hands and here comes pato award malukas is out in front Side by side behind. It's not over yet. It's not over yet. But Lucas has to defend from Rosenquist. Great run off the final corner.
Here comes Rosenquist. But Lucas defends. Who has it? Over the line. Who's it going to be? It's Rosenquist. It's Rosenquist. Oh, my goodness.
Wow. Imagine driving 500 miles and you lose by less than a second. 500, and you lose by a second. Felix Rosenquist ends up winning it. And these guys are going over 200 miles an hour, and they're like jockeying for position. That is a fascinating finish there. All right, let's see. A couple of phone calls in here. Johans in Atlanta. Johans? Johans?
Hey, Dan, thank you so much for taking my call, man. I love the show. Been listening forever, man. Thank you so much. It's Johanse, just like Beyonce. Oh, okay. Yes, sir. I got two simple questions.
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Chapter 3: How did the Knicks achieve a historic postseason performance?
That's it. So these players, man, they want to get paid hundreds of millions of dollars. They want to be a floor general. They want to be the man, but they can't call a timeout. Why is the responsibility of a timeout only on the coach? I mean, you watch your team go from 20 up to single digits. And players, are they not on the court or something?
Why can't the players be held responsible for calling the timeout? And my second question, I love the WNBA. I'm watching Cameron Brink of the LA Sparks, and she just took a shot to the grill this weekend. She was bleeding like a UFC prize fighter. Didn't fall to the ground. Didn't even want to come out of the game. No foul was called.
SGA looks like a flopping simp with these phantom touches and falls to the ground. If it's really so physical, how come he never falls to the ground on defense? And what else? Yeah, unless you want to show me undercover tape of an owner saying they're taking the season, you can't definitively prove taking. And you set up a whole task force. to do something about it.
Hello, NBA, Adam Silver, are you deaf, dumb, and blind? Do something. This product is disgusting. It doesn't even have to be anything major. Why can't they just allow a technical file to be reviewed and if it's deemed to be a definitive flop, it's your technical fault.
All right. That's Yohanse, like Beyonce in Atlanta.
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Chapter 4: What does the Stat of the Day reveal about playoff performance?
Can you call a technical on somebody who is flopping? I think that's what he's trying to say. Now, I could call a foul on them, but I can't call a technical on them. Yeah, Cameron Brink, she got busted in the nose, still out there. There's a lot of physicality. They let it go in the WNBA. Woo, man. I grow tired of seeing Caitlin Clark complain every time. It's like a Luca.
There's going to be contact. You're a marked person. They have to be physical with you. They have to body you. They have to get close to you. They can't give you a step because you're going to hit that. But I'm watching, and it feels like every time down the floor she's looking, pleading. You've got to play. You know? They're coming after you.
And the more you complain, the more they're going to come after you. Yes, Marvin.
When Kaitlin Clark first got to the WNBA and people were complaining about the physicality, that just screamed all you people just started watching five minutes ago because it's been like this. And working plenty of WNBA games, all-star games, finals, and all that, that's exactly how they play. You're just seeing it because everyone else is seeing it now. But it's been that way.
I know everybody's an expert on the WNBA because they started watching when Kaitlyn Clark came in the WNBA. There is physicality there. I don't find the flopping with the WNBA like I do with the NBA. I mean, Kaitlyn Clark's going to try to draw a foul, or she's pleading for a foul, and they are physical with her. Make no mistake about that. But it's been physical prior to her arrival. Yes, Dylan.
It is sort of reminiscent of the women's national team in soccer versus the men's, where it seemed to be a tougher product there for a while, where there's a lot less of that. Flopping's not really a thing as much, where obviously in men's pro soccer, it's a massive thing.
Yeah. The same with what we're seeing in the NBA with SGA. We hate seeing the best player get away with some things that seem to be beneath him. But until this is on the NBA... Because the player will plead, but he's not the one who's got a whistle. If you don't like it, then... Let the officials know together, let's stop calling this. Let's stop allowing this.
Yes, Paulie. There was a play from the other day with SGA pulling up for a little two-pointer. And De'Aaron Fox, he doesn't even graze him. He just goes in his airspace and then backs off. And they called the foul for not letting him land. And SGA flops to the ground as if he's been bumped hard. And it got 10 million views. And for people who don't even watch a sport, it was frustrating to them.
Yeah, and I get it when you go up and you should be able to come down and have space when you land. De'Aaron Fox probably was crowding him just a little bit too much. There was no contact to make you fall, but he did flop and then sold it.
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Chapter 5: Is there a possibility of LeBron returning to the Cavaliers?
Yes, Dylan.
And Brunson does that too. There was the play the other day where he basically, he could tell that he could jump into Harden, which ironically it was Harden, but he was not taking a real shot, just looking for the foul.
And I know you say the refs in the league allow them to do it, so they're exploiting an open loophole, but there should be a little bit of onus on them to not just completely drag the entire game down with flopping.
My goal is to beat you. That's it. My goal is to win. This is like a legal loophole for a lawyer. Do I like it? No. I didn't grow up with that. But do I understand it? Yes. How long did we spend on Duke basketball, all the flopping that they did? It's as if they invented that. There was a class you could take at Duke on flopping. And some were summa cum laude. Yes, Todd.
So what can they do, the league, as far as with the refs? Train them better to notice flopping? They're already heavily trained. I know some are part-time workers in different sports as far as being a ref, but do they just have to watch out for that even closer than they are?
Yeah. All you've got to do is look at the film and say, this is what he does. This is what James Harden used to do. This is what Trey Young used to do. I mean, John Stockton used to set picks like that. Like, if you want to call it, you can call it. But you have to, A, know what you're looking for, and then be willing to either call it or not call it. SGA, this is what he does.
He went from a 24-point score to 32, 33 points. He shoots a lot of free throws. He got two MVPs. He's got a title. Why would he quit now? Like, man, I got away with this. Maybe I can stop here. Yes, Dylan.
But to use sort of that business analogy, it's like when a massive corporation takes advantage of a tax loophole and is like, we paid $0 in taxes last year. That's, well, technically within the framework that is allowed, you're like, well, that still sucks.
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Chapter 6: What are the criticisms of James Harden's postseason performance?
It does. No, it does. I don't like seeing SGA. I think he's too good a player to need this. But I understand if they're going to give this to me. Do you think that Tony Gwynn or Wade Boggs or Rod Carew would go, you know, that was a strike? I'm just saying you're kind of giving me too many calls here at the plate. Or you're Greg Maddox and you go, that was out of the strike zone.
You shouldn't be giving me that. Nobody's doing that. Right? These guys made a career out of this that they got the call.
Yes, Paul. So SGA needs a real nickname. The loophole can be in play. There is a rule, Dan. I looked this up the other day. Two years ago, the NBA has a rule that fouls should be called on shots that are in a natural shooting motion. And they shouldn't call things where you're twisting your body or jumping into people. But it doesn't seem like the refs are doing it.
There is a rule in place, though.
Yeah.
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Chapter 7: How did the Indy 500 finish unfold in dramatic fashion?
Great TV. Zach in Knoxville. Good morning, Zach. What do you have for me today?
Hey, Pete. Thanks for taking my call. I don't know what's worse, Kenny Atkinson saying he knows people don't want to hear it and then saying it or just not having the awareness at all. But what I wanted to ask you is, do you think the Cavs should, one, move on from him and, two, maybe let LeBron handpick the next coach like a Steve Nash to kind of placate towards him to get him to come back?
I'm not ready to pull the plug on Kenny Atkinson. I mean, I don't know enough about the situation to be flippant and say, oh, they need to move on from him. I think he's proven to be a very good coach. I just don't know the analytics. I wish somebody would have said, help me understand the analytics. So then it softens it a little bit. Instead of saying, we actually won two or three.
No, you didn't. You didn't win any of them. But to say, you know, the analytics show that we statistically were in position to win two of those three. Yes, Dylan.
He won coach of the year last year, too, right? That would be quite the fall from grace in a short period of time if they canned him after this.
No, that's happened before. I remember George Carl in Denver got fired. There have been a few coaches that get coach of the year. Did Mike Budenholzer, did he... Get coach of the year and then get fired or win a title and then get fired? Yes, Marvin. Yes, coaches that win titles, they get fired the season after too.
Mike Malone. Yeah, Paul. Mike Brown, Monty Williams, Tom Thibodeau, Nick Nurse, Mike Budenholzer all got fired after winning coach of the year at some point. Aiden in Utah.
Hi, Aiden. Welcome back.
Hey, Dan. Yeah, good to have you guys back. Listen, I know, okay, he won't coach of the year. Between him saying James Harden is their best defender and analytically they're up 3-1, you got to boot that guy out of Cleveland.
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