The Best of the Dan Patrick Show

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What are the current perceptions of SGA's playing style?

Unknown 0:00
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.
Covino 0:05
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.

Why are the Spurs considered a more likable team than OKC?

Covino 0:15
We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Rich 0:33
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy.

What is Rich's two-part question about the New York Knicks?

Rich 0:36
Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Diana Maria Riva 1:04
Hey, I'm Diana Maria Riva, and on my new podcast, How Hard Can It Be?, I call on my Gen X squad from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic BS. Unfiltered conversations from night sweats to fupas to scheduling sex. Wait, what sex?

How could Jalen Brunson become the most revered Knick ever?

Unknown 1:19
Is it just me, or does every woman my age want to look at Pinterest instead of having sex sometimes? Ha ha ha!
Diana Maria Riva 1:26
They say we can't polish a turd, but we're sure going to try. So let's get blunt with laughs, tears, or tears of laughter. Listen to How Hard Can It Be with Diana Maria Riva on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Will Ferrell 1:39
Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms.
Rich 1:43
So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey.

What fun trivia game are Covino and Rich introducing?

Rich 1:45
And we have been joined at the hip since high school. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
Will Ferrell 2:04
Oh, they had a BOGO.
Unknown 2:04
Well, then you got it.
Will Ferrell 2:05
Listen to Soccer Moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What are the implications of Jacoby Brissett's contract situation?

Covino 2:11
You are listening to The Dan Patrick Show on Fox Sports Radio.
Unknown 2:16
La, la, la. La, la, la.
Covino 2:19
Wiping down, bro. Got to wipe down the studio. Hey, good morning. Man. We hope you're ready for Memorial Day extravaganza with Tony Danza. Hey, my guys. Cabino and Rich in for the great.

How do politics and sports intersect in today's discussions?

Covino 2:36
Dan Patrick, happy to be here. Hope you're having a nice holiday, extended weekend. They asked us if we wanted to fill in. We said absolutely to say hello to the DP audience and Get the day started nice and early. Of course, we got Danny G on the ones and twos. We got Ramsey on the xylophones. We got you, Fox Sports Radio Nation, on the phones at 877-999-FOX. There's a lot of fun topics to get to today. There's a lot of drama.

What exciting summer prize are Covino and Rich offering?

Covino 3:00
A lot of sports stories that I'm like, scratch my head about. Maybe you're just itchy. They got some bedbugs or something. I think you might have got bedbugs. I may have got something. Thanks for calling that out. The national audience, yeah. A minute and 30 into our national broadcast with millions of affiliates and people listening on their way to the beach today or getting ready, packing up. It's true. I was traveling. I'm a traveling man like James Harden, like LeBron James. I'm a traveling man. And like Rick Nelson for the old folks out there. I'm a traveling man, and I was in Asia. I don't know if it was Asia, if it was a plane. I don't know what happened, but I broke out with a crazy butt rash all over my body.
Covino 3:47
Butt rash on my body. Oh, gross. Yeah, dude. And that's the real reason I was out all last week. No, no. I don't know what happened, but it's calmed down. But, yeah, it's good to be back in studio here in Los Angeles, live from the Fox Sports Radio studios. I'm Covino.

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