The Dildorks

Commit to the Bit

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Humor is a big component of our sex and kink, but it’s not always appropriate during scenes. This week we talk about how and when to deploy humor to...

Porn Scorn

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watching porn while in a relationship can be more contentious than watching it while single; this week, we theorize on why that is, and answer listene...

Romantic Antics

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With Valentine’s Day having just passed, this week we tried to figure out what “romance” actually is. Consistency | Autism & Aromanticism | Lov...

Buzzkill

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when a sex toy reviewer quits using vibrators? This week Kate and her spouse mb discuss her recent break from using vibes, the reasons fo...

Good Vibes Only

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re answering listener questions on sex toys this week – and sharing some of our snarky takes about certain sex toy brands. Meeting People Wher...

Sealed With a Piss

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Watersports is a wet, wild, and wonderful kink! This week, we’re discussing piss play: what we find hot about it (and what we don’t), how we’ve ...

Goals for Our Holes

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Take a peek inside our brains: this week we’re recounting our favorite sexual fantasies from 2023, and setting some sex goals for the coming year. ...

Toy Talk

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ready to get incredibly nerdy about sex toys? This week we’re discussing the toys we loved most in 2023, as well as recapping the best sex we had in...

Raunchy Retrospective

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy new year! This week we’re discussing some of the big changes we experienced in our sex, kink, and dating lives this past year. How Was 2023? ...

Jizz the Season

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy holidays, friends! This week we’re answering listener questions about navigating sex, kink, and relationships around the holidays. Holiday Co...

Feeling Things Out

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It can be tricky to determine your sex/kink compatibility with someone you’ve just started flirting with, so this week we’re offering advice on ju...

Sage Advice

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Kate chats with Sage Monroe, a phone sex operator and consultant, about the ups and downs of the phone sex business. Getting Into It | Prof...

No WHAT November?!

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Since the month is almost done, this week we’re examining the practice of No Nut November and the community around it. Unfortunate Origins | Mastur...

Lackluster Libido

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If your libido’s low right now, you’re not alone. This week we’re talking about periods of diminished sexual desire and what we like to do about...

Gimme That Big Hard Lock

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever heard of Locktober, the month-long chastity challenge? Kate’s spouse mb recently did it (with Kate as keyholder) and in this episode, the two o...

Dick or Treat

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! This week we’re addressing some seasonal sexy inquiries, about fear play, haunted houses, Chewbacca masks, and more. Turned On By ...

Hot Off the Press

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re answering listener questions on erotica and fanfiction! Pearl Necklace Bondage | Finding Kinky & Trans Authors | Heckin’ Lewd | N...

Wet Ink

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re discussing our current relationships to erotica and fanfiction, since Kate just had a story published in Rachel Kramer Bussel’s ne...

Open Impropriety

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back to talk about polyamory boundary violations some more this week. Cuckolding | Whose Responsibility Is It? | Downstairs DJ’s No Nut Nov...

Over the Line

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It can be tough to recover when someone violates a relationship agreement in polyamory, but there are ways to prevent this from happening, or to repai...

Fascinating Fetishes

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re discussing some unique fetishes that have been posted about on the /r/Sex subreddit recently, including belly buttons, Speedos, and ...

Come to Your Senses

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Limiting one or more senses can have a big effect on how you experience sex and kink. This week we’re talking about sensory deprivation play! Using...

I've Scene Enough

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a lot of debate right now about sex scenes in movies and TV, so this week we’re discussing whether sex scenes are necessary, what makes a ...

Professional Show-Offs

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Being an online creator can feel quite exhibitionistic at times, and not always in a sexy way. This week we’re discussing the ups and downs of being...

Smooth Move

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re discussing “sex moves” that have been propagated by the internet, like the shocker, the rusty trombone, and the knee trick. Are...

Deal or No Deal?

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re parsing the differences between limits, boundaries, and dealbreakers – and explaining some of our own rules in each category. Def...

Seeing Red

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re discussing safewords again this week, including how to know when to safeword, how to safeword if you tend to go non-verbal during scenes, and ...

Just Say the Word

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Safewords are an important tool for many kinksters, so this week we’re discussing what safewords are, when they’re useful, and some tips on how to...

Selectively Social

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sure, we’re pretty sexual people, but are we social? This week we’re discussing our current thoughts on, and strategies for, socializing while the...

Sperminology

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re discussing some more new-ish additions to the sex/kink lexicon, some of which we like and some of which we find baffling. Prejac | ...

Play on Words

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your two millennial cohosts debate and discuss the definitions of various sex/kink terms popularized by Gen Z. Feeling Old | Gooning | Sim...

Intimate Brutality

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Billy just got back from kink camp (Dark Odyssey Fusion) as well as TES Fest, and this week he tells us about what it was like to do both of those kin...

Cis & Tell

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In light of Elon Musk recently declaring “cis” to be a slur on Twitter (it’s not), this week Kate is interviewed by her spouse mb about what it ...

Break the Bank

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Kate chats with pro financial dominatrix and kinky comedian Lane Kwederis about findom and her one-woman show, Sex Job! Findom Beginnings |...

Tears for Queers

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Crying can be hot, challenging, painful, cathartic, pleasurable, or all of the above. This week we’re talking about our current relationship to cryi...

Brat Chat

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Continuing our discussion of brats, “bad” subs, and “good” subs, this week we talk about how rebellion, humor, and colorful language can be wo...

Bad to the Bone

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some submissives like to be “good,” some like to be “bad,” some like to be “bratty,” and some prefer a combination or like to mix things u...

Gremlin Container

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Billy is interviewed by his boyfriend Dee Darkholme about “free use” kink, a type of consensual non-consent… while planning a free use...

State of the Masturbation Nation

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Masturbation Month! This week we’re talking about our ever-evolving relationships to masturbation and how it all relates to self-love, self-co...

Mommy Dearest

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re (belatedly) celebrating Mother’s Day by talking about mommy kink – plus a decent amount of daddy kink thrown in for good measure...

Sublime Submission

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re so excited this week to be chatting with Mollena Lee Williams-Haas, a kink educator, podcaster, author, and performer. We got into a fascinati...

Going Under

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Kate has a nerdy chat with Sleepingirl, an author, podcaster, and long-time hypnokinkster who has created numerous erotic hypnosis resources...

Your Ass is Grass

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s that time again: this week we’re celebrating 4/20 by getting blazed and answering “highpothetical” questions about sex and kink! Tune in ...

Facials, Furries, & Fingering

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re answering random sex advice questions, like: Is it hotter to wear a suit, or sweatpants? How can you enjoy sex when you’re trying ...

Horny Story Lore

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Billy is joined by his partner, Dee Darkholme, for a nerdy discussion of kinky roleplay: how characters get developed, which characters and ...

Constructive Cliticism

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve both reviewed a LOT of sex toys, so this week we’re talking about the intricacies of sex toy reviewing: what makes a good review, how we tes...

Living on the Edge

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Edging and denial go together very well, and this week we’re talking about both: why they can be fun, why they can be annoying and difficult, and ho...

Mental Help

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Depression can put a strain on relationships, but it doesn’t have to! This week we’re talking to our friend JoEllen Notte, an author and mental he...

Thanks, I Hate It

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes. paradoxically, it’s fun to suffer! This week we’re talking about suffering in a kink context: why we (sometimes) like it, how to do it ...

Not Now, Honey

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It can be embarrassing (or hot! or both!) to come at the “wrong” time. This week we’re talking about inopportunely-timed orgasms, why they can b...

Role Me Over

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Roleplay is a big part of both our sex/kink lives, but what does it actually mean to play a role? This week we’re diving into the intricacies of pla...

Roses Are Red, Etc.

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate! This week we’re discussing the pros and cons of this “Hallmark holiday” and answering listener que...

Sanitize Me Daddy

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Even though we both make sex media, we’ve both felt pressured to “sanitize” what we do from time to time. This week we discuss professionalism, ...

Hate 2 Date

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why are dating apps so bad?! This week, we discuss some of our issues with dating apps and (maybe) some ways to work around these problems. Fake Prof...

Yeet Those Teets

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Billy’s partner Dee Darkholme just got top surgery, so this week, the two of them discuss the process of deciding to get it, what the actual procedu...

Anal Ambitions

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We both want to do more butt stuff this year, so in this episode we discuss our experiences with anal play, our reasons for wanting more of it, and ou...

What's Next in Sex?

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What did we accomplish sexually in 2022, and what are our sex & kink goals for 2023? This week we’re discussing all that, plus our best sex sessions...

A Hole New Year

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy new year! This week we’re reflecting on our sex/kink/dating lives in 2022: new things we tried, new toys we enjoyed, new fantasies we couldn’...

Come Here Often?

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we had a wide-ranging discussion about “picking people up,” pickup artists, social skills, the ethics of seduction, building confidence,...

Shop Til You Top

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do you find kink implements that are both practical and pretty? This week we’re sharing our best tips for kink toy shopping, as well as sex toy ...

Buysexual

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we offer our best advice on shopping for sex toys, interspersed with some anecdotes about our wacky days working in sex toy retail. In-Pers...

A Stroke of Genius

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it safe to use a banana, an electric toothbrush, or a wooden spoon as a sex toy? This week, we’re discussing makeshift and homemade “sex toys”...

Get Revved Up

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Not everyone gets horny in the same way or at the same pace! This week we’re discussing the difference between responsive desire and spontaneous des...

Tough Talks

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Navigating conflict is one of the trickiest parts of being in a relationship, so this week we’re discussing our best tools and techniques for having...

Cheater-o-Meter

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re discussing more behaviors that might be cheating, or might not be – like keeping your ex’s nudes, neglecting to use condoms, or ...

Trick or Cheat

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a lot of confusion over what constitutes cheating on someone, so this week we’re discussing what we think cheating is, and what it definit...

Bonus Boners

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re releasing this bonus episode, originally recorded for our $12+ Patreon supporters, on our main feed this week because Billy is out sick. Enjoy...

Eat, Spray, Love

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What the hell is squirting, anyway? This week we discuss our experiences with squirting, our theories on the controversies that surround it, and our f...

Live and Let Bi

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re busting more bisexuality myths this week, like: Are bi people more likely to want to have a threesome? What’s the difference between bi and ...

I Don't Bi It

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Since it’s Bisexuality Day on Friday, this week we thought we’d bust some common myths and misconceptions about bisexuality and bi people. 100% B...

Pervs Have Feelings Too

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lately we’re both unenthused about doing kink with people we don’t have an emotional connection with, so this week we’re discussing the role of ...

Natural Kinklinations

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How do our kinky tendencies affect other areas of our lives? This week Kate and her spouse mb discuss how dominance, submissiveness, toppiness and bot...

Screwing the Whole Crew

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we revisit the topic of group sex: threesomes, foursomes, and orgies. We discuss how our mindsets about group sex have changed over the pand...

Quirky Creations

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve both tried a lot of sex toys, and this week we’re talking about some of the weirdest ones we’ve ever encountered, from the Lelo dick tuxed...

Strap Chat

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We both love strap-on sex, and this week we’re discussing our fave harnesses and dildos and our top tips for giving good strap. Our Strap Experienc...

We've Done This 300 Times

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re celebrating our 300th episode by talking about our “top 3” choices in a bunch of different categories! Pain Implements | Dirty ...

Keeping Our Privates Private

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Privacy can be a tricky subject to navigate in sexual relationships, so this week we’re answering listener questions on the fine line between privac...

Femmes 4Ever

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Femmes are somehow both erased and revered in the queer community. This week we’re discussing Kate’s femme identity: what it means, how she arrive...

Illicit Ingenuity

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we set out to have a discussion of creativity in kink, and it turned into a meandering discussion of that, Bex’s adventures at kink camp, ...

Robot Revelry

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Kate’s spouse Matthew Bischoff returns for a discussion of kinky apps, sex machines, electrostimulation and other fun sex tech. Notes App...

The Future is Cumming

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Could sex apps, high-tech vibrators and sex robots ever replace sex with actual humans? This week Kate is joined by her spouse Matthew Bischoff, a tec...

Games, Toys & Bi Guys

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re joined by our friend Brent Black (a.k.a. Brentalfloss), who’s currently working on a sequel to his hilarious party game Use Your W...

Beyond Your Wildest Dreams

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss sex dreams, romantic dreams, wet dreams, and other ways that crushes and carnality show up when you’re dreaming! Getting Mad |...

Utterly Entranced

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a while since we talked about erotic hypnosis, so this week Bex interviews Kate about how hypno is manifesting in her relationship and kin...

The Hair Down There

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

People have a lot of feelings about body hair, so this week we thought we’d discuss pubes, armpit hair and leg hair: our feelings about them, our re...

Tickle the Ivories

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Bex interviews Kate about her other creative outlet besides writing about sex: writing songs (including songs about sex!). We discuss the so...

Boy Juice

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bex’s partner Ashe recently celebrated 6 months on testosterone, and Bex has been on it for 5 years – so this week the two of them sat down to cha...

If You Want Something Done Right...

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re talking about masturbation again this week! Tune in to hear us answer listener questions about solo sex. Donate to Your Local Abortion Fund |...

Wank You Very Much

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Masturbation Month! This week we’re answering complex questions from listeners about the logistics and ethics of masturbation. Grumpy About M...

Money Honey

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ever enjoyed spending money on someone, or being spoiled by someone? This week we’re discussing financial domination: why it’s hot, how to do it (...

Smokes 'n' Jokes

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A very happy 4/20 to all who celebrate! Once again this year, we’re celebrating by doing “Highpotheticals,” i.e. getting high and answering your...

Hitting the Right Notes

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’re so excited to be talking to sex-positive singer/songwriter Rachel Lark, who we’ve both adored for many years! We chat about her n...

Life of the Party

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re diving deeper into the topic of sex parties: how to break the ice, handle conflicts, communicate what you are and aren’t up for, a...

It's My Party & I'll Squirt If I Want To

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Throwing a great play party is a surprisingly complex task. This week we’re discussing the ins and outs (so to speak) of planning a fantastic sex pa...

Moral Oral & More

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sexual ethics is always an interesting subject, so this week we’re weighing in on ethical dilemmas, like sex with a coworker, faking orgasms, and ha...

Ravenous Reverence

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What does it mean to “worship” someone sexually? This week we’re discussing how body worship makes us feel (while giving or receiving), the vari...

Professor Pervert, Esq.

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The names and titles we use in bed (or in the dungeon) can really affect how we feel about our partners and ourselves. This week we’re discussing ki...

Doll Face

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re returning to the topic of objectification to answer listener questions about dirty talk, dysphoria, combining this kink with other ones, and m...

Critical Hit

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re pleased to welcome back Kenton from Funkit Toys to discuss his latest project: the Random Encounters sex dice! Join us for a nerdy d...

O is for Object

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Objectification can be so so bad or so so good, depending on context and consent. This week we’re discussing how consensual, kinky objectification r...