HOT TOPICS | Is Donald Trump Trying to Kill Us?! - October 30th, 2025

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What personal health anecdote does Don Lemon open the episode with?

Don Lemon 0:16
I see you guys in there. WTF, it's 1030. Hey, everybody. Okay, look, I have a legit excuse. So can I tell you what's going on? Don, what is going on? Okay, so maybe we should have put out a thing saying that I was going to be late. I'm sorry I did not do that. So I had to go to the doctor at 8 a.m. Scheduled visit, no big deal. It's probably TMI, but I'm going to tell you my story because maybe you can relate, okay? So I had to go to the doctor this morning because I'm a man of a certain age and, um, And so, you know, after a while, you know, you go, this is routine. But I'd been going to the bathroom a lot in the middle of the night. And so the doctor said, all right, go see a urologist. So I went to see a urologist.
Don Lemon 1:03
Someone said PT time is legit. Thank you, Jennifer Griffin. It's a legit excuse, but it's not that. So I had to go to the doctor this morning because I had to do an analysis on my bladder. And so here's what I did. So they told me, God, I scheduled this, I think like a month ago. They told me, not to try to hold it until I came into the office. But I woke up and I had to go to the bathroom and I totally forgot. And as soon as I went to the bathroom, I was like, ah, I was supposed to hold it. So anyway, I still go to the doctor and I get there and I don't have to go to the bathroom. And they check my bladder and there's not, have you guys, tell me if you've been through this. They check my bladder and I don't have enough water in my bladder.
Don Lemon 1:45
So I had to stand in the waiting room and drink cup after cup after cup of water. I did it like, so, and then, and I was like on the phone with my team And I was like, I'm in the waiting room. Let's have our meeting. Let's talk about what we're going to talk about on the show. And I said, and then I may have to go if I have to go to the bathroom. So anyway, too much TMI, but it's okay. So I was chugging water, chugging water. And finally, I was like, look, I'm going to miss the show. I got to go. So I went back in there. They checked my bladder again, and there still wasn't enough water. So I had to go back out. She said, go back out, drink at least two more cups, and I'll call you back in 10 minutes. I'm like, damn it.
Don Lemon 2:22
So I go back out. And anyways, OK, so I come back in and I have to go to the bathroom. Not crazy. And they're like, OK, it's enough. And I went and I start doing the test. So the first time I went in there, there was a guy, right, who said he was going to take me through how to do this urine test. I'm like, OK. Someone said I have to wait two hours. Who said that? So you guys know you've been through this. Oh, for Pete's sake. I know you guys don't want to hear it, but I'm going to tell you. So I had to wait two hours. Janice, I know, right? But here's the weird thing. And guys, you can relate. I don't know if ladies can relate to this. So when I went in there, there was a guy. I'm like, all right, at least it's a dude, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
Don Lemon 3:04
And then when I go back, it's a woman. And she said, you know, I need you to drop your pants and your underwear. And I'm like, you mean right now? Or like when you leave? She's like, no, right now. I'm like, but you're going to see my junk and everything.
Yeah.
Don Lemon 3:19
OK, so I was like, all right, I'm going to do it. So I thought that was just it. So I had to do the stupid device. Right. This device that was like it was about a little bit longer than this. And you have to put, you know, your thing so that it goes down into the thing where they analyze everything. But so not only did I have to do that, but then she started putting like probes on me. Like, you know, those sticky things. So she had to put probes. Not only she goes in the back. I'm like, why are you going in the back? She goes, this is to go near your rectum or whatever. I'm like, okay. And then I'm standing there going, what the hell is going on? It was so uncomfortable. And then she started, she said, and then I have to go in the front.
Don Lemon 4:01
And so she put it in the front, like right, right. She was all over the place. Like right, everywhere, everything.

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