Lemon LIVE at 5 | Who Is This Week's SOUR LEMON?! - May 30th, 2025
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What is the Sour Lemon Special and who are the hosts introducing?
Hello, Lemonheads and beyond. Hello, world. It's five o'clock Eastern time or a little past five o'clock Eastern time. You see that ugly mug right there on the screen. I shouldn't say ugly mug. I should say very handsome gentleman. You're so mean. You're so fucking mean. Why are you so mean to me? You're so mean to me. You invite me on your show and then you're just like, look at ugly. Okay, great. oh my god you sound like every i'm not going every mega woman i was gonna say every drunk girl i know i get don't you love that do you ever get that when you're walking the dog at night oh my god i love your dog can i pet your dog like no no can i hold your hair while you barf
Oh, my God. I love your dog. So cute.
Oh, my God. They're always tipsy, though. Oh, God, yeah. That's how they live.
Yeah. You guys.
We were having a conversation this morning. We'll get to our show in a minute, by the way. Why? We were having a conversation this morning about we saw some brides, like a bachelorette party on the street, and everybody was like, we're walking with a group of people, all like mixed white, black men, women, and everybody was like, oh, those people. And then the veil on. It's like they come in, they ruin the bar, they ruin the restaurant. You're like, oh, my God, it's the bachelorette party. No! I mean, back when I was a party girl, like, and I was in the bars and hitting the gay bars, it just was like a, it was just a boner killer when they would roll in with their bachelorette party. Drinks with a penis frog.
You guys, shots. Let's do shots. Oh, fuck. So I guess that is our, for today, that would be our honorable mention. Bachelorette Party Girls. Anyway, good evening, everybody. Welcome to, I was going to say Lemon Lime at Five. No, but it is the sour lemon of the week. And boy, George, George Hahn is here. George is just a man about town. He knows everything. I love George. He's one of my favorite people on social media, on digital media, on streaming. He's just the best. George Hahn is here, a friend of the show. I almost did the show outside today, and it would have been the third time that you're on. A coincidence that I wanted to do the show outside, so I decided to come inside. It's a little chilly outside.
Okay, George, we had an abundance, an embarrassment of riches when we were trying to pick the sour lemon of the week. And so you're the perfect person to help us get us through this. What a week! What a chaotic, exhausting week. We learned a great deal about Elon Musk's alleged reported drug use throughout the 2024 election. We saw the Trump administration go to war against Harvard University. And we watched RFK Jr. unleash his maha madness. upon this country's pandemic prevention program. Now, as I tell you every Friday, you guys know this, in these times, all you can do is laugh or cry. And so we choose to laugh. So welcome to our 14th Sour Lemon Special, my friends, number 14. My hilarious voice this Friday needs no introduction.
You know him, you love him. There's George Hahn. He's a writer, humorous style consultant and a dear friend of the show. George, great to have you back for our, no, you, this is, is this your third? Well, you were on the show. It wasn't officially a sour lemon special. So welcome back to the second sour lemon special that you've been on. Right. That sounds about right. Yeah. And I'm also looking at your comment thread here. A lot of Clevelanders here because the folks know that I'm a Cleveland boy and Yeah. And that's so nice to see. Hi, anybody, any Cleveland people? Hi, hi. Hi. Hi, Cleveland folks. Okay, look, we report news on this show as well as sort of laugh at ourselves and everyone else. People should have a sense of humor, okay?
So are you ready to dig into this, Mr. George Hahn? Yes, please. Okay, so first up, our first contestant is... Elon Musk. And I want to put up this is the article from The New York Times. And I got a someone texted me this morning saying we would like you to comment on this because you did a story. You did the interview and you actually were the only person who had the guts or actually the journalistic integrity to ask him about this.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the Sour Lemon Special and who are the hosts introducing?
0:14β14:35
2
What allegations about Elon Musk's drug use and Oval Office behavior are being discussed?
14:35β43:17
3
What is RFK Jr.'s MAHA report controversy and are fake studies or AI involved?
43:17β1:04:03
4
What closing notes, sponsor messages, and live show announcements wrap up the episode?
1:04:03β1:15:48
5
What is the Stephen MillerβElon Musk/Katie Miller rumor and how did the hosts react?
1:15:48β1:19:39
Speakers
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