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Chapter 1: What did President Trump do on Capitol Hill?
Hello, everybody. I'm Jesse Waters, along with Kennedy, Jessica Tarloff, Martha McCallum and Greg Gutfeld. Five o'clock in New York City, and this is The Five. President Trump blitzing Capitol Hill to save the day on the big, beautiful bill and smacking Republican holdouts in the line.
He popped up at four separate camera stakeouts to close the deal and, of course, couldn't resist but to comment on the Biden cover up.
We're going to start looking into this whole thing with who signed this legislation. Who signed legislation opening our border? I don't think he knew. I said there's nobody that could want an open border. Nobody. And now I find out that it wasn't him. He auto-pended. Who was operating the auto pen? No sane person would sign it. You know who signed it?
Chapter 2: Who is responsible for the border legislation?
Radical left lunatics that were running our country. And the auto pen signed it. And they didn't want him. And they were disappointed in getting him because they wanted Bernie Sanders.
And then after about two weeks... The media who blew their credibility by participating in the cover-up are loudly telling people there's nothing to see here.
They literally... are trying to take health care and Republicans want to fan the flames of conspiracy theories at this moment. No, thank you.
I don't think this is time for politics. But what I will say is that this administration has cut cancer funding research. And I think that's so despicable and so disdainful.
According to a spokesman, Joe Biden's last known prostate specific antigen test was in 2014. And his first cancer diagnosis was last Friday. Meanwhile, Joe Scarborough is saying, F you if you dare call him Biden's lapdog.
There were plenty of days in public when he when he was not the best Biden ever.
And of course, he really stumbled and he stumbled and he stumbled and bumbled around, Mark. I mean, yeah, he he certainly did. Donald Trump did. Other politicians did. But but but it and it's actually the same case as a lot of times when I've gone in and talked to Donald Trump. That didn't seem to me to get in the way of of.
Joe Biden being able to analyze the most important issues, and I certainly think he has a better grasp on it than probably the overwhelming majority of his critics, or certainly did when I spoke with him.
Kennedy, the media is handling this Biden cover-up in a funny way. There's factions that are breaking off. Explain how people are dealing with this.
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Chapter 3: What are the latest concerns regarding Joe Biden's health?
They are pro-Hamas sympathizers. It's... That's where they go. For example, if you take a typical issue, let's say I'm pro-nuke. You can say I'm anti-nuke. I'll say I'm pro-legalization. You can say I'm anti-legalization. I'm pro-common sense.
I'm dumb-dumb.
Yeah, that's exactly what happens now. That's why they're coddling gangbangers. That's why they're going to the ice. They don't know where to go. And Jesse's right. It is. People actually find this really funny. Jessica, in your face.
All good. All right. Coming up, former FBI Director James Comey blames his wife and pulls the grandpa in the jeans and sweater on the beach card over his post to 86 President Trump.
Welcome to destiny.
Oh, Mary J. Lordy, there are excuses about seashells. Disgraced former FBI goofball James Comey is trying to shift blame from his shady 8647 post, one that sure looked like a veiled threat against President Trump. by blaming his wife. Isn't that sweet? And playing the old, aw shucks, I'm just a sweater wearing grandpa card. Give me a break.
I was a grandfather and an author wearing sweaters and jeans. And then I went for a walk on the beach and posted
a silly picture of shells patrice my wife said why would someone put an address in the sand and i said i don't know and we stood over it and i said you know i think it's some kind of like political message i said well to me as a kid it always meant to leave a place to ditch a place i said that's really clever so then she said you should take a picture of that
Greg, he is so full of hot toots. I'm choking on him all the way over here.
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Chapter 4: How are media narratives influencing public perception?
How do you know?
Because you're tired all the time. I don't care what he was mad about.
I was on his side. I don't care if Denzel slept with that guy's wife. He was just so in his face with his finger. I felt like I was in the movies.
Speaking, you know what it is? Not enough cracker jacks. At the movies.
They don't have them in France. Yeah. Great point, Greg. Buy me some peanuts and crackers. Okay, but no one has talked about this. The French paparazzi, they're not like regular paparazzi. They're French people. You know, it's like they've got odd mores. They kill Diana. And they smell like camembert. That's right. And they just want to touch you constantly.
Like, I don't blame him because it was so overly familiar and aggressive. And, you know, it's like he probably had groped Mr. Washington earlier down the line, and I will not stand for that.
Did seem like a second round group. Okay. One more thing's up next.
I'm out for one more thing, Greg.
Tonight we got a great show. Jamie Lissow, Aaron McGuire, Michael Loftus, and K-K-K-Kennedy. Hey, let's do this. Greg gets sappy. You know who passed away? George Wendt. You might know him as Fat Sam and Fletch. This is him on Red Eye having a drinking contest with Bill Schultz. Bill Schultz, as you can see, beats him. Isn't that incredible? I don't know when that was.
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