Legacy of the Damned | Ep. 1
episodePreviously titled “Legacy of the Damned” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 5, 2026
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What is the introduction to the Legacy of the Damned series?
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Greetings, gentlefolk of Hell. This is Mark, writer of The Gentleman from Hell. We ran into a slight setback in production this week, so our regularly scheduled episode will be releasing this Thursday and then returning to its normal schedule. But, in the spirit of turning lemons into lemonade, we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to introduce our brand new series, Legacy of the Damned. This semi-regular anthology will feature stand-alone short stories set within the Sinscape, our name for the universe of the Gentleman from Hell. Within it, you'll encounter all manner of devilry, while exploring themes, legends, and horrors, both spoken and unspoken, within the primary storyverse. So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for yet another journey into hell.
Or, as we prefer to call it, Diabolon.
Diabolon Oh.
If not, a gentleman.
Over there. That's got to be the old silo. I'm sure of it.
Well, there's nothing else on this road, so... I'm thinking this is it.
It's gonna have to be. We're running out of road. That is, if you want to call twin furrows through the woods of road. We go much further and we're sure to get stuck.
Well, might as well unpack then. You and Jill grab the infrared cameras and I'll take the gig bag.
There's a slight clearing over here. We could probably go through it to get to the farm.
Okay, that's the last of the gear. You guys ready to hoof it? Did I just hear a pig woman joke? Who, me? Why, my dear Oliver, I'm the scientist of the group. I'm above the crudities of humor.
A bachelor's in history does not a scientist make, I'm afraid.
Says the unwashed holder of an associate's in the arts.
Well, the guy with an actual career in podcasting would like to get in there and set up.
What urban legend does the ghost hunting team investigate?
So, he's got to move on, huh? Come on, sis.
The bourgeoisie beckons.
Would you look at that, sucker? The place alone should beat our last video. That's like six hundred K likes at the very least.
Greg, set up the spotlights to show off the front of the place. But I also want to get as much of the silo and fence into the frame as we can without cutting into the image of the farmhouse. I mean, that's got to be front and center.
Your wish is his command.
Okay, that does it.
She's definitely one photogenic haunted farm, that's for sure.
You ready to do the intro?
Chomping at the bit. That's a horse reference, just so you know.
Not a pig.
However, I do think it qualifies as a farm reference, yeah?
And point, Jill.
Alright, I'll cede this round, but the night's still young. Need me to hold up the tablet so you can read off the lines?
Please. I'm a professional. I memorized them, like, nearly ten minutes before we got here.
Whenever you're ready.
Hit it. Greetings, fellow weirdos, and brace yourselves. You're stepping into what may be one of the most chilling episodes of North Country Weirdos we've ever captured. Because tonight, we finally follow through on a promise we probably shouldn't have kept. We track down the infamous Kemp Farm, a place whispered about in backwoods rumors and half-forgotten stories, where good old Elsa Kemp is said to have given birth to something not entirely human. Not entirely animal. When local legend dares to call the pig woman a thing of flesh and folklore, a woman, a pig, or something far worse lurking in between.
Okay, that's the intro.
How'd it sound?
Like we're exploiting an urban myth for clicks.
Yes, nailed it.
So how do you want to do this? Go in and actually set up some equipment?
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