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Chapter 1: What obstacles do the teams face when they finally meet?
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Nothing we do stops them. They just keep on fucking merging together. We're gonna have to fall back towards the comms room. We'll have to find a different way out.
Come on! That way is blocked! We've got to push through!
On the contrary. The way is open to one and all. You need only walk through the gate, Jim.
Ah! Ah!
What's happening to them? They're disintegrating. Why?
Can't say I gave a good fuck. So long as they're dead.
It won't be long before we meet again.
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Chapter 2: How does the team respond to the unexpected situation?
Ah.
Not yet. Not yet? Don't we want to get back as soon as we can?
Third, when you and Jacob were outside and you heard that, uh, roar, didn't you say there was also a thick fog?
Aye, I did. Thick as pea soup. Oh, shite. Aye, fog just like that.
Come on, guys. It's just fog. After a massive snowstorm, the skies can clear enough for rapid radiation or cooling. With all the moisture from the surrounding water, it condenses into dense fog bags. It's perfectly natural.
Yeah, well, unless all that moisture can condense into a giant monster that roars like a volcano blowing its toe. I think we'd better wait a little longer until this clears up.
You're talking about that thing you guys heard outside on the deck. When all the instruments misread the landscape, right?
At this point, I'm not sure we should assume the instruments misread anything.
I sent the mints exactly.
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Chapter 3: What happened to the survivors during the attack?
See what there's to see.
Are you sure that's such a good idea?
We're just wasting time if the thing's gone.
I'm coming with you. I wanna see what's out there for myself.
Then let's be about it.
Nothing but fog. Same as before. The power's still out. Try calling the Valiant.
Valiant? This is the Captain. Do you hear me? Over. Who is this?
Franklin. Frank.
Where are you, Frank?
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Chapter 4: How does the team plan to regroup after the chaos?
We're all very eager to meet you.
I'm not sure that's a good idea, Frank.
See you soon, Captain. Frank? Frank? Frank, are you there? Frank?
Who or what were you talking to?
I have no idea. But I sure as hell don't want them coming here.
Where in the world would they be coming from? There's no one within a thousand miles of us.
If the landscape really changed, then I suppose other things could change with it. Towns, people, entire communities. As crazy as that sounds.
That's all fine and dandy, but whoever that was weren't just some person displaced by the powers that be. They were something else, and they seemed to know something about that gigantic thing out there. Called it the Old Dragon.
In the Bible, specifically the Book of Revelations, the title of the old dragon is given to Satan himself. Whether that has any connection to the creature we encountered remains to be seen. As I mentioned before, the Bible is something of a Johnny-come-lately when it comes to the foundational texts and traditions concerning Hell.
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Chapter 5: What insights are gained about the creature they encountered?
Lisa and Frank... I'm afraid the time for talking is over. And the time for doing is at hand!
Everyone get ready! Whatever comes through that door, kill it! Looks like we're gonna have to try a normal place.
Steady...
There's... There's no one there. He's gone.
It's over. I think whatever changed when it hit 3 AM is finally over.
What do y'all say we get the fuck out of here?
For once, I couldn't agree more.
Okay, folks. Let's load up and get our asses back to the sheep.
The Gentleman from Hell is a Maltopia production. Today's episode was written by Mark Anzalone and voiced by Harper Tackett, Kalefi Forrest, Mithun M.K., Malachi Lazuli, Matt Van Hove, Zoe Lee, Gina Smith, Sam Stark, Aubrey Akers, Jesse Van Hove, Rachel Sun, Lou Sutcliffe. Sound editing was completed by Stephen Anzalone and script editing was conducted by Walker Kornfeld.
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