Fergie Banned Us From Celebrating, Seaman Almost Joined United & The Truth About Beckham
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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What did David Seaman share about being banned from the players' lounge?
And for you lot listening along at home, remember you can watch us on Spotify. Before we get into the podcast... We've come down to the capital city, folks. As I say, Nicky Butts, he's already got himself into a little bit of bother. I don't know what this is, but apparently he's got into an argument with someone at a tip. So, Nicky Butt, please fill us in on the details.
Somebody said hello to him.
Which footballers are known for their iconic facial hair?
No, it wasn't in London. It was back home before I left. So, you know when you go to the tip nowadays and you're scared of taking one bag because they judge you on what you're taking in and how many times you go. So, literally, I drive up to this tip. Honestly, I'm not telling fibs here. I drive up to this tip and I'm thinking, nice jolly morning, and I drop this crap off at the tip and I'm going to go to the station. So we get up there and there's this guy at the gate bit and he flags me down like this and he goes, what's your address? And I went, what? And what's your postcode? So I told him my postcode. He goes, right.
What were David Seaman's most memorable World Cup mistakes?
Put your windows down. I need to look in the back of your car. So I'm going, what for? And he said, because if your seats are down at the back, it's classed as a commercial van. So you're not allowed in. So I'm like, well, I'm not putting my windows down, mate. I've got a load of crap in the house. A bit of cardboard from the house. I missed the bin man last week, so I've got a few smelly bags to go in and skip. Bin man and women. It's been people. Yeah.
What happened when David Seaman almost joined Manchester United?
And anyway, this guy asked for my windows to go down at the back. So I put the windows down. Obviously, my seats were down. Apparently, I'm not going in because it's a commercial van. So I'm thinking, I'm raging. I'm going, for fuck's sake. Literally, I'm putting a bit of cardboard in the tip.
This is a Range Rover you're in as well.
What details can you share about David Seaman's new driving gloves?
So you can see clearly it's not a van. Yeah, but he said to me, your windows are blacked out because you're sneaking stuff into the tip. And I went, no, it's standard, mate. I've not blacked my windows out to nick a bike. Anyway, long story short, I thought, well, I'm there now. I'm going to go for it. So I've gone up the ramp and I see this bloke getting up and he's like trying to chase me up the hill, but he's got his walkie-talkie out and I'm thinking I'm on a chase, like I'm doing some drug dealing or something in a tip. So I literally go up the top, throw all the bags out and I'm going back down the hill and he's like going mad at me like this. So anyway, I'm banned from the tip.
I like the tip.
What insights were shared during the Fan-ily Fortunes segment?
I like going down there. It's therapeutic, isn't it? Yeah, I love it. Getting rid of rubbish is brilliant. Oh, it's amazing. But I think something that sort of pips the tip in satisfaction... A skip outside your house. Oh, yes. Oh, you get a skip outside the house. Oh, you're throwing all kinds of shit in there. Everything goes in, chairs, bits of old tellies, kids, anything. At some point, you've got to watch for your neighbours because do you get that room where you are? If you put a skip out, everyone starts filling it. No, it's behind the gates, isn't it? Oh! Oh! Oh, someone's played Premier League football at Manchester United. Fucking hell, here we go. Right, I'll move on.
Wait a minute, so you live on a street and you put a skateboard off?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's move on from this skip chat. I want to bring someone out here, folks. Someone I love very, very much. He's an unbelievable chap. And in fact, the only thing better than his goalkeeping back in the day was his ponytail. It's former England number one. Give it up for David Seaman. Come on.
Dave. Good to see you, Dave.
Good to see you, Paul. Welcome to the show, my mate. How are you with skips outside your house? I'm with Scalzi. Behind your gates.
Behind your gates. Sorry.
I'll tell you how posh David is.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:20
2
What did David Seaman share about being banned from the players' lounge?
0:20–0:50
3
Which footballers are known for their iconic facial hair?
0:50–1:22
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What were David Seaman's most memorable World Cup mistakes?
1:22–1:50
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What happened when David Seaman almost joined Manchester United?
1:50–2:07
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What details can you share about David Seaman's new driving gloves?
2:07–2:42
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What insights were shared during the Fan-ily Fortunes segment?
2:42–9:09
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How did David Seaman feel about the Arsenal rivalry?
9:09–1:01:39
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