FULL SHOW: The New Team Member
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What is the new day-to-day format and who’s on The Big Show today?
The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly made with Reburger.
Welcome.
This is big. To the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike
Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the 21st of July, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by ReBurger. Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. ReBurger are redefining the norm. G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life? You're going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Look, a little bit under the weather still, fellas. Yeah. A little bit sick, but you won't hear me complaining, man. I just shut up and get on with it. That's just how I roll, Keezy. How you going, brother? Yeah, I'm good, fellas. Good as gold. What is it, Tuesday? Tuesday, yeah. Yeah. Love Tuesdays. How good's Tuesday? I love a Tuesday. I actually hate them.
They're such a nothing day. Weekends miles away, you know. I get that vibe on Thursday. Oh, right.
Because the weekend's so close.
Yeah, it's so close, but yet there's still another day between us. You know what I'm saying, fellas? 100%, Jase. How are you today, man? Yeah, look, I'm really, I'm a little bit like Mogi. I'm a bit under the weather, which has created a new segment on the big show, which we'll be getting into next. But other than that, I'm all G. Fellas done 9,000 steps, had a beautiful breakfast, a lovely walk around the waterfront. Very nice. Bloody good stuff, Jase. So good, man. Speaking of so good. What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? It's July, baby. That means it's beer and pie July. We're doing the pies that pay. Listen out for the cue to call. The pirates will say something like arrr or something along those lines.
When you hear that, you call 0800 HODAKI and you might just win yourself $250 in cold hard cash that we'll send to you one day. Yeah, in an envelope. Pugs will deliver it. Yeah, hand deliver it. Hand deliver it. Old Pugs aren't. Also, Keezy's got an exciting investment opportunity for us, which I am... I am excited about. You should be, fellas. He's told us all about this offline here and there. Have I? That's one of the most exciting things I've ever heard. So it's going to be the biggest day ever for the big show, I think. Thank you. I think so. So stay tuned for that. Coming up next, we do that segment that you've been talking about there, Hori Jo, that you've alluded to slightly earlier. Yeah. What's up with you, New Zealand?
Or what's wrong with you, New Zealand? I've changed it. It's what's up with you, New Zealand. Oh, okay. What's up? Have we got a sting for that? No, but we've got the Foo Fighters. Oh, good. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Faith No More there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past 4 o'clock. And it's time now for our new segment, What's Wrong With You, New Zealand? What's Wrong With You, New Zealand?
What's wrong with you, New Zealand?
So how does this work, Jase? Well, I was thinking about it, actually, because poor old Moogie, it hasn't escaped people's attention, is under the gun at the moment with his nose and throat. He sounds like he smoked about, you know, 5,000 cigarettes and quaffed about, I don't know, 50 litres of bourbon. Yeah, that's probably fair. I did have a few drinks, just a few quiets with some friends on Friday night. Got to bed about five in the morning or so. Oh, yeah, well, that's all jammed. You know, you get to chatting, fellas, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weirdly, I didn't get around a dart until about 1 in the morning. Wow. Something like that. That's so weird. That's when the darts came out. Can I say, did you borrow them from a friend or did you purchase them?
A friend purchased them. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen Mogi egging his friends on to buy ciggies, though, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was him saying, hey, you should go and... Keezy, you've never been more right in your life. Never been more right in your life. But it's sort of because I know that you've been under the gun with that, Mogi.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the new day-to-day format and who’s on The Big Show today?
0:00–4:11
2
What is the ‘Pies That Pay’ promotion and how can listeners win?
4:11–6:25
3
What is the new segment ‘What’s Up/What’s Wrong With You, New Zealand?’ and how do listeners participate?
6:25–12:32
4
What common ailments and listener health questions are discussed in the live segment?
12:32–38:04
5
What classic TV and streaming picks does Mike recommend this week?
38:04–53:15
6
Why did the show decide to invest in a racing pigeon and what are the costs?
53:15–55:26