FULL SHOW: Whitebait Smoothies

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What’s the opening banter and intro for today’s Big Show?

Jase Hoyte 0:00
The Hodaki Fixho Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food, freshly made with reburger.
Unknown 0:10
This is beautiful. Really?
Jase Hoyte 0:13
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Key Z.
Jason Hoyte 0:17
Oh g'day you mad bass it's great to have your company on this beautiful Tuesday afternoon. It is the 15th of September 2026 and you my friends as always listening to the big show brought to you by Reburger.
Mike Minogue 0:30
Serving good times and good food, dine in or takeaway re-burger today.
Karl Urban 0:40
G'day mogey, your scallion house life. Gumbery Grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Not sure if I'm still hung over if I'm coming down with something. Sure. Sure if there's nothing wrong with me at all. Yeah. But from the look of you, you look fine. Have
Mike Minogue 0:56
you got a feeble? You're looking hot.
Karl Urban 0:58
I do actually. Oh. I've got a fever, yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:01
That's not good. Got a
Karl Urban 1:02
high temperature, I feel a bit sick. Bit woozy. Yeah, I've got um what do you call that uh there that uh diarrhea. Oh you got diarrhea. Yeah, yeah. That's great stuff.
Mike Minogue 1:11
That's great.
Karl Urban 1:13
How you going, Keasy? You got diarrhea man?

How did the crew’s noise‑control showdown unfold?

Karl Urban 1:15
I was good. Everybody's doing it.
Mike Minogue 1:18
Yeah. Touch. Um no I'm going to get it. Don't touch your mouth after that. Okay. Going really good today, fellas. In a good in a good mood. Yesterday I was still a wee bit tired from the big weekend.
Jason Hoyte 1:30
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:30
Today I'm feeling a lot better.
Jason Hoyte 1:31
Good stuff.
Mike Minogue 1:33
Feel bulletproof.
Karl Urban 1:34
Bulletproof. That Tony jacket makes him feel
Jason Hoyte 1:36
bulletproof.
Karl Urban 1:36
It
Jason Hoyte 1:36
does, doesn't he? Gets all haughty. Puffs
Mike Minogue 1:39
his little chest
Jason Hoyte 1:39
out.
Mike Minogue 1:41
That's right, I do. Okay, I'm not bulletproof anymore. Well done. Hey Jace, how are you today?
Jason Hoyte 1:45
Yeah, I'm very well, thanks. Keesy can't complain.
Mike Minogue 1:47
I mean I could,
Jason Hoyte 1:49
but I'm not going to. Probably will. I'd never, I never complain. Tell you what, I am super hyped about the show coming up.
Karl Urban 2:00
What's happening on the big show with old Mogie? One of the very last opportunities to get yourself in the draw for Would You Rather, where we offer you the chance to call us when you hear the queue to call on 0800 Hodaki and tell us whether you'd rather go to Bathurst or the Grand Final Fellows. Coming up soon, that draw.
Mike Minogue 2:17
It certainly is. We're going to be drawing it. Fellows. Monday.
Karl Urban 2:20
Monday.
Jason Hoyte 2:22
Morning. Monday morning on the breakfast show that we'll be doing. Yeah, that's right.

What’s the latest on white‑bait season and why is it declining?

Mike Minogue 2:28
And Thursday, Friday, just FYI. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Karl Urban 2:31
Um and other news fellows, well there's actually a bit going on. We've got Whitebait season coming up. Um Keysey's got some big ideas for our Instagram page. He wants to make some changes or additions, I should probably say. Yeah, that's right. Wait till you get a load of this man. People are gonna be absolutely frothing all over it. Yeah, man. Uh also coming up next, uh one of the big show members here had noise control called on them over the weekend. Who do you reckon it was? Three four eight three, let us know.
Jason Hoyte 2:58
Yeah.
Jase Hoyte 2:59
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Jason Hoyte 3:04
Snow patrol there on the uh Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
Karl Urban 3:13
Fellas I had uh noise control called on me over the weekend. Wow. At my at my home, which is meant to be a sanctuary.
Mike Minogue 3:23
Right.
Karl Urban 3:24
You don't need people coming around banging on your door. You
Mike Minogue 3:26
weren't having a party or anything. Giving
Karl Urban 3:28
you the old WhatsApp. Well not really, no. I mean we had I we had the WAS on at uh at our office, the Frank office. We've got a podcasting studio. We've got and they're probably the biggest T V in the world. Yeah. Why have we got it? I'm not entirely sure. Uh but it was good for watching the wires. So we had about twenty people in there. Um, you know, things didn't go our way. Few more bears. Responsibly. Uh responsibly. And then a few people came back to our place. Um and then you just before you know it, Jason, you'll know this keezy as well. Um, you're sitting outside chit chatting, few bears. Yeah, yeah. Few Siggies. Oh yeah. Uh Um and you know, we just sort of um it was not raucous by any stretch of the imagination.
Karl Urban 4:09
And then all of a sudden there's a flashing strobe light down the side of our house. Have a look out there and uh there's a fella there, he's wearing a high viz, um, and he's beckoning anybody to go out there, so I go out and have a yard.

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