THE DISCLAIMER: Pack It In

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What’s the new addiction Jase mentions at the start of the episode?

Karl Urban 0:00
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Unknown 0:10
Doggets.
Karl Urban 0:11
Four to seven every weekday. On Radio
Mike Minogue 0:14
Hodac here.
Jason Hoyte 0:15
Oh, good day, fellas.
Mike Minogue 0:16
Backbone. Hello there.
Jason Hoyte 0:18
Yeah, that was really efficient. That was good shit.
Mike Minogue 0:20
Good day to suck it, man.
Jason Hoyte 0:21
No muckin' around. No muckin' around. Yes, thank you, Keesy. Good day, good day.
Karl Urban 0:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason Hoyte 0:29
What made us
Karl Urban 0:29
so good?
Jason Hoyte 0:31
Must do it. What made it so good? Nice. I chose not To get involved to get involved with things that really had nothing to do with me. I chose not to get stressed out about things. And had a product stressed. Had a productive day. That's great. Yeah, man. Things outside of that the station, obviously. Yeah. Oh, you don't? What do you Oh no. Um yeah, no, it was great. It was good. Maybe talking things
Mike Minogue 1:02
away from the station, you know. Oh no. Oh, yeah,
Jason Hoyte 1:04
no, nothing to do with the station. Nothing to do with the fabulous.
Mike Minogue 1:07
What could be a stressful hairkeezy? I don't know, Pugs and new shorts are pretty crazy.
Jason Hoyte 1:12
I was I was looking at his shoulder. He's coming in, man,
Mike Minogue 1:16
he's
Jason Hoyte 1:17
few. And I and I'm another one of his moods. As a joke, was gonna suggest to Pugs that he let me wear them for summer. Can you imagine imagine Horty J in those? That'd be too long.
Mike Minogue 1:27
I got them on Saturday.
Jason Hoyte 1:28
Oh really? Oh they are. They look like a kind of I'd describe them as a parachute.
Karl Urban 1:35
Oh, like comedy pants.
Jason Hoyte 1:39
They're like the beret of pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like Jodpins. Uh and if you wore a beret with them, you're right, Moggy. It it would really Set them off.
Karl Urban 1:49
Set it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um But I think they look good on him, but they wouldn't look good on, you know Yeah. Anyone else. I'm surprised anybody made them. Even more surprised somebody bought them and then even more surprised again that somebody's wearing them and even more surprised again that they're wearing them into the big show. Where we have a habit of not letting things go. I initially thought it was
Jason Hoyte 2:12
a skirt. Oh. I wish it was. I I would have no issue with it if it was a skirt. Right. Um but that's my that's is Pugs wearing a skirt? Yeah. It's gonna be
Mike Minogue 2:25
if Pugs walked in in a skirt.

Why do the hosts compare the weird “parachute‑pants” to a beret and clown costume?

Mike Minogue 2:26
Yes. You would have no issue with it.
Karl Urban 2:28
None
Mike Minogue 2:28
whatsoever. Would you say anything?
Karl Urban 2:30
No. A bit of Beckham situation.
Mike Minogue 2:33
But you'll say something about his clown pants. Yes. Why not about a skirt?
Jason Hoyte 2:38
Well, because I think it'd suit a skirt better.
Mike Minogue 2:40
Because of his legs. Yes. Hundred
Karl Urban 2:42
percent. And if it's if you complain about a skirt it becomes a sexual harassment issue. Exactly. Whereas clown pants just wacky. Just
Mike Minogue 2:49
wacky stuff. It's good stuff. Um I started packing my house today, the very first day of packing. For
Karl Urban 2:54
the record is in the B studio shaking shaking his head. Confuming.
Mike Minogue 2:58
Shaving his head. Um
Jason Hoyte 3:01
Packing up your house, that's good times, eh keezy?
Mike Minogue 3:03
Because I have to move out at the end of October. Yeah. Right? Oh, that's ages. And I go to Japan. I go to Japan. In two and a half weeks' time I go to Japan for two weeks. So while I'm in Japan, I will get home and then have two weeks to pack up and leave and I don't have anywhere to go. But
Karl Urban 3:19
you gotta start that process now, pack it up, move it out, put some shit in storage. I
Mike Minogue 3:23
think
Karl Urban 3:23
I've started I can't imagine your he your place is not huge.
Mike Minogue 3:26
Uh but you'd have lots of garage. Garage is fucking I said 'cause I've got my motorbike and my truck in there. So today my I just needed to start it because my brain was like, Oh my god, it's gonna be such a big job. I've done most of the garage today already. Done it. Yeah. It's all on the back of my truck and now I'm like, cool, now I've got a truck full of shit on the death of it. Don't now I don't know what to do with that.
Karl Urban 3:44
Yeah. So I'll figure
Mike Minogue 3:45
it out. You
Karl Urban 3:45
just get a storage unit on the CM?
Mike Minogue 3:47
It depends if a house pops up in the next few weeks to buy. Otherwise, yes, storage unit and a rental. A short term rent if anyone listening knows of a short term rental in Auckland, that would be handy actually. Um message me on Instagram.
Jason Hoyte 3:59
I've got a bit of storage in it. We've got a little little cupboard unit in our place. Oh, is that the one you sleep in? Oh, when I've had a bad night, yeah.

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