OUTRO: Market Yourself
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How does the show introduce today's banter and promos?
And now let's get rid of all the stress. I have all the boxes ready here. I don't have anything to change. What's the matter? I heard that your younger brother is changing. Vesa gets his own room upstairs. Oh, okay. Then I should be in a bit of a hurry to pack your stuff. So you're not doing anything?
I can't thank you, because in fact... In fact, you can find the best tools for your business. It was a question of your own or a friend's project.
What? Keezy and Mogi Drive.
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Oh, g'day, fellas.
Backbone. Hello. No muggy today.
No.
His voice issue has gotten worse and he's now on antibiotics. Yes. Yes.
His nasal passages are deeply inflamed and filling up as we speak with pus. It's disgusting, isn't it? Have you caught it as well? No, what do you mean then?
Oh, I'm just looking at your nasal passages. Pugs, you don't have a big nose. You can't make these jokes. That's the rule of the big show.
Okay, okay. We're starting off there, are we? What were you guys saying just before we started? No, no, no.
You're allowed to make nose jokes if you've got a big nose. That's why it's funny. All right. Whereas if we were just picking on people's physical defects whilst we didn't have them, you know what I mean? I'm pretty sure it's still funny when I say it. And you can tell whenever we go on live shows and people ever go at you about your honkers, it's still funny to them. But the reason why it's got so much life on our show is because all three of us can do it. Sure. And we're all throwing stones inside our own glass houses, which is quite funny.
Yeah.
Especially Jase has got a massive stone. Glad we got into the semantics of the ethics of honker jokes.
Well, I mean, let's focus on Pugs' nose for a second there with his little nose ring. Have you ever noticed, you know, the other day when he had a bit of a cold going on, the bubbles coming out of the ring? The side of the nose ring.
What’s the initial conversation about Pugs’ voice and nasal infection?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he talks a bit about noses, Pugsan.
Yeah, bubble ring. Old bubble ring pugs. No, the reason he's got it, though, is because he used to dig around in the garden and make a mess. And so you put a ring on him, and then he can't dig anymore because it hurts. I actually consider getting rid of the nose piercing now that I'm 30 years old. Yeah, I mean, it's... I don't think you have to. But my partner said, no, keep it. I think it's cool. And so I'm keeping it.
I mean, it's one of those sort of sad stories, isn't it?
I don't know if sad's the word I'd use, but yeah.
You know, back in the day, obviously, it was pretty cool, Keezy. He went, oh... Oh, Pugson's got to get a nose ring. And everyone's like, yeah, high five, Pugson. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, 10 years on, it's a bit dated. It's a bit old. You know, it's like, come on, man.
I think it's actually youth. It makes Pugs look youthful. And you see, he was like, I'm 30 now, I should take it out. And his younger partner was like, no, no, leave it in. I don't need any of my friends figuring out that you're 30. She'll take it on to the fact that I'm 30 years old. What you should do is get rid of the nose ring and get a cheese cutter and just lean into old age. Have I got news for you? You've got one. I've got both. But wear it forwards, not backwards. Yeah, totally, man. My mate, who's 33, runs the cheese cutter Fords, actually.
Why do the hosts debate the ethics and humour of 'honker' jokes?
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what's his name? The barber, Liam. Liam, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looks great.
Yeah, looks great. Well, I think I could credit myself.
Yeah, he puts his hand up to everyone.
I was probably the leader of that because back in the day, I used to wear the cheese cutter. And then all the commentators on Sky Cricket started wearing cheese cutters. And that was because I did it.
So you influenced Craig Cumming? No. Macmillan. Macmillan. Yes. And who else was wearing one? Oh, Dooley? Dooley for a little while, yeah. Can I just say, all of them, no disrespect, they all look like idiots with those cheese cutters on.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How does the show introduce today's banter and promos?
0:00–2:12
2
What’s the initial conversation about Pugs’ voice and nasal infection?
2:12–3:27
3
Why do the hosts debate the ethics and humour of 'honker' jokes?
3:27–4:31
4
Why did Pugs get a nose ring and how does it become a running joke?
4:31–6:26
5
When and why do the hosts discuss quitting or keeping a nose piercing at 30?
6:26–9:09
6
How did the cheese cutter trend and the show photo controversy start?
9:09–12:54