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Chapter 1: What awkward situation did Jerry experience?
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Welcome along to the podcast. Courtney Dawson, comedian, joins us a little bit later on.
She should introduce herself like that. Like Michael Hill. Courtney Dawson, comedian.
Chapter 2: What happened when Chris Cairns told Rooda to 'f**k off'?
That's powerful. When do you think he stumbled upon that Michael Hill? Michael Hill, jeweler.
Jeweler. I think maybe it was an accident at first, I imagine.
Chapter 3: Who is comedian Courtney Dawson and what can we expect from her?
Good question. No longer with us, Michael Hill. Gone too soon. Never met him. Anyone else meet him?
No, I tried to meet him once. I accidentally drove straight through the front door of one of his shops.
What?
Yeah, and he wasn't there, so I just decided to grab as much jewellery as I could and then leave.
Was it an early rem raid, was it?
Yeah. Rem raided him. No, we didn't have a Michael Hill down in South Canterbury. Oh, there might have been one on the main street. No, Ron Brown was the closest we got. Ron Brown. Ron Brown. Jeweller? Jeweller. It was the jeweller on the main street of Timaru. And for some reason- Not very sexy. Ron Brown, jeweler. Ron Brown.
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Chapter 4: What humorous story involves a hip flask and a jeweler?
Ron Brown. And a mate of mine and I, me and Gus, we're going somewhere for New Year's. We were like 18 or something. And so it might have even been like 17. And we wanted a hip flask. And so we went in and we bought this hip flask from the jeweler. And he goes, oh, it's free engraving on anything you buy. And we're like, can you engrave the hip flask? He's like, yeah. What do you want?
And we're like, he goes, what do people usually put on these? We said, what do people usually put on these things? And he goes, oh, like love hearts and their initials and stuff like that. And me and Gus looked at each other and we're like, Yeah. So he put G and M in a love heart on this hip flask.
And a guy who I presume to have been Ron Brown Jeweller looked at us both and was just like, what are you? And I remember him genuinely. What are you two gay? Yeah. And I remember him genuinely going.
Two gay with each other.
He genuinely goes. They're not your initials, are they? We're like, nah. So he put Gus and Mania's initials.
Because gayness was still illegal in South Canterbury at this stage. It would have been, yeah.
Is it okay now? Is it all right?
Yeah. When was it? About three years ago it was made legal? Months, yeah.
Wow.
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Chapter 5: What was the significance of the initials G and M on the hip flask?
Should I just say, oh, listen to it from about. Can we clip it up, Ruda? Can we clip it up? Well, I mean, we can.
Just clip it up. Isn't that what they say in the industry? Just clip it up.
I'll clip that up.
Clip that up. Clip that up.
Clip that up and send it to the radio awards. Is there anything else we can do a bit more tasteful before Courtney comes in?
Anything else? Maybe. Let's see how this goes. Mike has text through. Hey, my claim to... And how do you address those allegations? No. He sent through a late, lame claim to fame. My wife took Jerry to her school ball. She was a Hamilton Dio girl.
Oh, shit.
Do you remember her name, Jerry? Do you remember?
Don't get it wrong.
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Chapter 6: How did the conversation shift to discussing past relationships?
She's Waikato Dio. I didn't go to the Waikato Dio. Hamilton Dio girl. I didn't go to the Hamilton Dio ball. Rebecca Fletcher. I didn't go to that ball. With Rebecca Fletcher? No.
Do you know Rebecca Fletcher?
No.
Wow.
No. You remember who you go to balls with. Drama. Yeah. I went to the Waimete High School. I didn't go to- Sorry. Sorry to Rebecca Fletcher. Do you know that I was at a restaurant?
recently about a year ago and I'm sitting there and a guy lands over and he goes sorry sorry we've been I noticed that I noticed him and his partner looking at me and he goes sorry about this it's just that my wife's just this is with my kids there and my family and stuff sorry my wife's just informed me that
that um you and her pashed back in the day and i couldn't help but so we're just having the conversation and anyway i hope you have a nice hope you have a nice dinner and i i looked at this woman i looked at this woman at this table And I looked back and I thought back in my mind and I remember every single person I've pashed in my life. I haven't actually pashed that many people.
I'm confronted with each person. I'll be like, yep, remember you. Remember that. Remember that. And I looked at this one and I'm like, I have never pashed you. And I thought to myself, you've just told the story, obviously, at another time that you'd pashed me. And then she's had to follow through with the story with the lie.
And there's just the chance that they happen to be sitting at a table beside me in this situation. She's thinking, I'll never be in that situation. And so he's remembered the story, obviously, and he's brought it back up. And I could see her looking at me like- Sheepishly. Yep. Like a sheep. Yeah, exactly. Like a bloody Romney, actually. Like how a pole dorset might look. Like a fucking Romney.
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Chapter 7: What funny claims to fame did the hosts share?
Yeah, you're good. As a 12-year-old, I offered Willie Watson a sip of my Pepsi when he was playing for Auckland at Eden Park in the mid-90s. He replied, piss off, you little wanker.
Wow. I wonder if that's what actually happened. Now, after the Pash story, I'm starting to question every single one of these lame claims to fame.
Well, famously, I once went up to the boundary and I yelled out at Cairnsie, Chris Cairns, hey, mate, do you want a muesli bar? I was like 18.
18? Why would he want your muesli bar? Why would you have a muesli bar at 18? What are you, five? You're the oldest man to ever eat a muesli bar.
Was it a Fleming's? One with chocolate chips on it? Did Mama Ruta pack a lunch?
Pack a play lunch. I was actually at university by then, guys.
How about some raisins?
And he said, fuck off, mate.
Yeah, well, fair enough. I would have told you to fuck off too.
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