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The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

๐ŸŽ™ Desperately Seeking Courtney - The Podcast

20 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What awkward situation did Jerry experience?

0.757 - 5.856 Jeremy Wells

Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show. The Hodaki Breakfast Podcast.

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5.937 - 11.082 Manaia Stewart

Welcome along to the podcast. Courtney Dawson, comedian, joins us a little bit later on.

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11.803 - 16.748 Jeremy Wells

She should introduce herself like that. Like Michael Hill. Courtney Dawson, comedian.

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Chapter 2: What happened when Chris Cairns told Rooda to 'f**k off'?

18.13 - 22.094 Jeremy Wells

That's powerful. When do you think he stumbled upon that Michael Hill? Michael Hill, jeweler.

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22.615 - 26.218 Manaia Stewart

Jeweler. I think maybe it was an accident at first, I imagine.

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Chapter 3: Who is comedian Courtney Dawson and what can we expect from her?

26.799 - 33.326 Manaia Stewart

Good question. No longer with us, Michael Hill. Gone too soon. Never met him. Anyone else meet him?

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33.586 - 38.312 Jeremy Wells

No, I tried to meet him once. I accidentally drove straight through the front door of one of his shops.

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38.493 - 38.753 Manaia Stewart

What?

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39.254 - 42.838 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, and he wasn't there, so I just decided to grab as much jewellery as I could and then leave.

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42.918 - 45.382 Manaia Stewart

Was it an early rem raid, was it?

45.422 - 64.648 Jeremy Wells

Yeah. Rem raided him. No, we didn't have a Michael Hill down in South Canterbury. Oh, there might have been one on the main street. No, Ron Brown was the closest we got. Ron Brown. Ron Brown. Jeweller? Jeweller. It was the jeweller on the main street of Timaru. And for some reason- Not very sexy. Ron Brown, jeweler. Ron Brown.

Chapter 4: What humorous story involves a hip flask and a jeweler?

64.929 - 88.112 Jeremy Wells

Ron Brown. And a mate of mine and I, me and Gus, we're going somewhere for New Year's. We were like 18 or something. And so it might have even been like 17. And we wanted a hip flask. And so we went in and we bought this hip flask from the jeweler. And he goes, oh, it's free engraving on anything you buy. And we're like, can you engrave the hip flask? He's like, yeah. What do you want?

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88.152 - 108.677 Jeremy Wells

And we're like, he goes, what do people usually put on these? We said, what do people usually put on these things? And he goes, oh, like love hearts and their initials and stuff like that. And me and Gus looked at each other and we're like, Yeah. So he put G and M in a love heart on this hip flask.

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108.697 - 119.655 Jeremy Wells

And a guy who I presume to have been Ron Brown Jeweller looked at us both and was just like, what are you? And I remember him genuinely. What are you two gay? Yeah. And I remember him genuinely going.

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119.675 - 120.396 Manaia Stewart

Two gay with each other.

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120.676 - 127.772 Jeremy Wells

He genuinely goes. They're not your initials, are they? We're like, nah. So he put Gus and Mania's initials.

127.792 - 131.822 Manaia Stewart

Because gayness was still illegal in South Canterbury at this stage. It would have been, yeah.

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Is it okay now? Is it all right?

133.606 - 140.745 Manaia Stewart

Yeah. When was it? About three years ago it was made legal? Months, yeah.

140.785 - 140.986 Jeremy Wells

Wow.

Chapter 5: What was the significance of the initials G and M on the hip flask?

221.936 - 226.024 Unknown

Should I just say, oh, listen to it from about. Can we clip it up, Ruda? Can we clip it up? Well, I mean, we can.

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226.865 - 230.092 Manaia Stewart

Just clip it up. Isn't that what they say in the industry? Just clip it up.

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230.132 - 230.853 Unknown

I'll clip that up.

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231.094 - 232.537 Manaia Stewart

Clip that up. Clip that up.

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232.557 - 237.126 Unknown

Clip that up and send it to the radio awards. Is there anything else we can do a bit more tasteful before Courtney comes in?

237.467 - 253.155 Jeremy Wells

Anything else? Maybe. Let's see how this goes. Mike has text through. Hey, my claim to... And how do you address those allegations? No. He sent through a late, lame claim to fame. My wife took Jerry to her school ball. She was a Hamilton Dio girl.

253.495 - 253.856 Unknown

Oh, shit.

254.076 - 257.181 Jeremy Wells

Do you remember her name, Jerry? Do you remember?

257.221 - 258.423 Manaia Stewart

Don't get it wrong.

Chapter 6: How did the conversation shift to discussing past relationships?

258.984 - 268.139 Manaia Stewart

She's Waikato Dio. I didn't go to the Waikato Dio. Hamilton Dio girl. I didn't go to the Hamilton Dio ball. Rebecca Fletcher. I didn't go to that ball. With Rebecca Fletcher? No.

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Do you know Rebecca Fletcher?

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270.959 - 271.32 Unknown

Wow.

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271.702 - 282.842 Manaia Stewart

No. You remember who you go to balls with. Drama. Yeah. I went to the Waimete High School. I didn't go to- Sorry. Sorry to Rebecca Fletcher. Do you know that I was at a restaurant?

283.379 - 303.48 Manaia Stewart

recently about a year ago and I'm sitting there and a guy lands over and he goes sorry sorry we've been I noticed that I noticed him and his partner looking at me and he goes sorry about this it's just that my wife's just this is with my kids there and my family and stuff sorry my wife's just informed me that

303.46 - 329.899 Manaia Stewart

that um you and her pashed back in the day and i couldn't help but so we're just having the conversation and anyway i hope you have a nice hope you have a nice dinner and i i looked at this woman i looked at this woman at this table And I looked back and I thought back in my mind and I remember every single person I've pashed in my life. I haven't actually pashed that many people.

330.16 - 350.266 Manaia Stewart

I'm confronted with each person. I'll be like, yep, remember you. Remember that. Remember that. And I looked at this one and I'm like, I have never pashed you. And I thought to myself, you've just told the story, obviously, at another time that you'd pashed me. And then she's had to follow through with the story with the lie.

350.286 - 371.101 Manaia Stewart

And there's just the chance that they happen to be sitting at a table beside me in this situation. She's thinking, I'll never be in that situation. And so he's remembered the story, obviously, and he's brought it back up. And I could see her looking at me like- Sheepishly. Yep. Like a sheep. Yeah, exactly. Like a bloody Romney, actually. Like how a pole dorset might look. Like a fucking Romney.

Chapter 7: What funny claims to fame did the hosts share?

567.824 - 575.355 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, you're good. As a 12-year-old, I offered Willie Watson a sip of my Pepsi when he was playing for Auckland at Eden Park in the mid-90s. He replied, piss off, you little wanker.

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577.257 - 585.529 Manaia Stewart

Wow. I wonder if that's what actually happened. Now, after the Pash story, I'm starting to question every single one of these lame claims to fame.

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585.593 - 593.568 Unknown

Well, famously, I once went up to the boundary and I yelled out at Cairnsie, Chris Cairns, hey, mate, do you want a muesli bar? I was like 18.

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593.588 - 601.763 Jeremy Wells

18? Why would he want your muesli bar? Why would you have a muesli bar at 18? What are you, five? You're the oldest man to ever eat a muesli bar.

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601.827 - 609.679 Manaia Stewart

Was it a Fleming's? One with chocolate chips on it? Did Mama Ruta pack a lunch?

609.699 - 613.344 Unknown

Pack a play lunch. I was actually at university by then, guys.

613.364 - 614.526 Manaia Stewart

How about some raisins?

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And he said, fuck off, mate.

617.47 - 621.255 Manaia Stewart

Yeah, well, fair enough. I would have told you to fuck off too.

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