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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the podcast name 'First Bite of the Cherry'?
daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show the horaki breakfast podcast good morning welcome to the first bite of the cherry the first podcast to see the sun the first podcast in the world to be launched yeah today today today tomorrow and indeed into the future tomorrow
So what we figured out yesterday, I think we mentioned it briefly on the radio, if you don't know. We also do a radio show, 6 to 10 a.m. weekdays. And before the show, we record the podcast. Right now, it's about 5.40. We're a bit behind. But I don't know that anyone's recording a podcast before us. And because we're the first country to see the sun.
This could be the first podcast recorded in the world every day.
Yeah, on the 4th of June.
Yeah, on the 4th of June.
So I wrote this down yesterday.
Yeah.
Welcome to the first bite of the cherry. The first podcast to see the sun. The first to see in a new day. The day of our Lord. The 4th of June. Touching. Yeah.
Touching. Do you say 2026 at the end of it?
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Chapter 2: Why does Rooda lick his fingers so much?
I would look forward all morning to having some chilli scramble.
Yeah, which I saw you eat the day before, and I was like, ordering me.
Man, that's good. So good. It's delicious, the chilli scramble. So much flavour.
Chapter 3: What are the differences between 'first bite at the cherry' and 'first bite of the cherry'?
Actually, you've just reminded me I've got to update on the big brown slim down that no one wants for the show today.
And there we are. We're eating. And Ruta has eaten a focaccia.
Yep. Beautiful. Bacon, eggs, a little bit of some form of aioli on it and a really nice sort of chutney that you could spoon on.
That's the chutney that you could spoon on.
I had to knife it on. There was no spoons.
So you've eaten everything on your plate. Good on you. Good boy. You get the star plate today. Yeah. Big strong boy. Everything on that plate was in, like everything. Yeah, it was gone. That's right.
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Chapter 4: What life admin updates are shared in the podcast?
Every granule of salt that you'd sort of put onto it, that had been soaked up as well.
Was there bacon on that thing? Yeah, I think so. Oh, really? It's brilliant.
Jeez, they had everything but the bloody squeak, didn't they? Then you took to the chutney pottle, and that's not a euphemism. I mean, it's not the first time you've taken to the chutney puddle, but certainly in front of me, I've never seen you take to the chutney puddle. With such aplomb. Yeah. Boy, did you go at it. And then into it with your finger.
It's one of those things that I just do subconsciously and it's not until the behaviour's called out that I realise it might not be the best behaviour to be doing in front of my workmates.
What about your children?
Yeah. No, they see it every night.
Do you want your children fingering the chutney cupboard?
Yeah. Go for it. I don't mind. Do you want your children? No, I'm not going to say that. What I want you to know, Ruta, is your memory of this might be that Zoe was the one that called it out and that it was Zoe that had an issue, but I feel like the whole cafe was looking.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 5: What are the hosts' thoughts on eating habits in public?
All I remember is deep shame.
What I remember is Moby Play was playing. Was it? Like it was the second track on Moby Play. And then it went. As you fingered the chutney. And then licked your fingers.
Yeah, well, I am a famous licker of plates. And I use my finger. I think I've said before as well, my Swedish brother-in-law, he literally lifts the plate, Beatrice. Lifts the plate up to his face and licks it. Beatrice. Queen P. Queen P. His ethnicity will come back into the story later on, don't worry. Thank God. I would say, in a court of law, I don't know that the... I do it all the time.
Defense is going to stand. Your Honor, yes. Did I kill that person? Sure. Did we talk about this yesterday? But I've been killing people all the time.
I do it every day. I do it in front of my family.
And it's so often that I don't even think about it anymore when I'm killing people, Your Honor. And then the judge goes, oh.
carry on then yeah you'll be fine with aplomb as long as you do it all the time yeah yeah i don't know look it's what i do that's what you said no that was your defense it was it's what i do it was oh well that's fine then it's the dharma defense the more i thought about it i think you said to me mania so now you're going to go back and use the same keyboard that beck sandys is using is that what's going to happen yeah and i said or potentially yeah now are they have the screens been replaced by touch screens
No, well, I've got two keyboards and four screens in front of me and then three more that I can see over the top of them. Well, you're not touching the ones up on the wall, are you? May as well. My daughters are horrifically messy eater. Do you think it's my fault? But, Your Honour, Hitler killed way more people. Yes, I do. Can we talk about your tea instead, Jim?
Your tea rate, the new regime, speaking of Hitler.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about food-related behaviors and hygiene?
Yeah, that's right.
But in his defence, he did that all the time. You should be trying not to get the pie on you and your technique of eating around the filling and sucking some of the filling. Sometimes you just have to suck only filling so you can minimise the amount that's going to squirt out on either side.
I will also say, and I don't know if this is in your defence or not, but I do think pies are being overfilled in the year of our Lord, 2026. Thank you. I think that Jimmy's Pies down in Southland, this is not an ad, but they had the perfect pastry to filling ratio. Okay. Because they would never, when you bite into it, it would never squirt out the sides.
Well, I used to like dad's pies for that reason, that there wasn't as much filling inside of the pie.
But you know what? You can overfill a pie.
Yeah, you definitely can if you're looking for a car pie. But if you want a plate pie, you want lots of filling because the fillings are good stuff.
Oh, the feeling is, if you're going knife and fork, yeah. Yeah. 100%. All right, well, where do we land on? Rita, stop licking your fingers in there. So I have to stop licking my fingers in public? In Publix company, yeah, I would say.
I'd say so. I mean, I think if you want to sort of, you know, be an active, positive, well-regarded member of society, you probably need to start doing this.
I think that's passed me by. I'll be on.
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