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Chapter 1: What is Foot Job Friday and why is it unique?
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show, the Hodaki Breakfast Podcast.
No, you certainly won't find Footjob Friday on the radio show. No, nor should you. No, so it's Footjob Friday Part 2.
There's a case to be made that you shouldn't find it on the podcast. And that's exactly what you've done if you listen to the sound of our voice. If you haven't listened to Footjob Friday Part 1, this probably isn't going to make a whole lot of sense to you.
Is it? Nah, probably not. A quick recap? Guy got a foot job. Yeah, I think we can do it in 20 seconds.
Another guy gave a foot job. There were three instances.
Do you want to tell yours? Yeah, I think I had two friends. One friend who walked in on his parents late night. Yes. His mother giving his father a foot job. Yes.
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Chapter 2: What happened in Foot Job Friday Part 1?
In front of the TV.
Actually, do you know something as well?
Oh.
Now that I'm recalling that story, and I haven't been able to get a hold of him to clarify it, but I feel like maybe there was a bit of a toe poke in there too.
Oh, damn. Wow. Wait, hold on. From the father. Toe poke Tuesday? From the father. Yeah, do we need to save this for Tuesday? Toe poke Tuesday.
But I think I'm just recalling the story in my mind as I think there may have been a toe poke. Anyway, let's not get into that part of the story because I can't. Oh, you can't get hold of that guy. That's not a foot job. It's a toe poke. It's a different thing altogether.
Well, it's foot job adjacent. Actually, that's sexist of you, Jerry.
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Chapter 3: What embarrassing stories are shared about foot jobs?
It's misogynist of him, actually. Yeah, it's a foot job. Just the other way around.
I dispute that, Minaya. I dispute that.
Foot jobs are for all, Jerry.
I think that a foot job is a foot on a downstairs operation on a penis. Well, what is a toe poke if not a... Well, a toe poke is a toe poke. I think that's a whole other thing. But what is a toe poke if not a foot operation on a downstairs operation? I think the foot job came from the hand job. Now, a hand job, you can't give a woman a hand job.
That's a good point. But giving head is referred to in a man and woman way. Is that a fair argument?
That's a different thing altogether.
Is that a fair argument?
That's oral sex. This is Petal.
This is Petal. Sorry.
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Chapter 4: How do foot jobs differ from other intimate acts?
Well, I suppose we're in tear. Where do you rip your socks? Generally in the big toe to second toe area.
Yeah, mine's annoyingly around my big toe because I unfortunately don't cut my toenails enough.
That's not unfortunate. Mate, you can cut your toenails any time you like.
That's not a misfortune that's befallen you. My wife has a superstition to not cut toenails on a Sunday, and then I forget until Sunday. You've got the other six days. Yeah, but I've got a week going on, and when do I remember? He's got a radio show to put together. Back to the foot job.
So the hole was near the pad of my foot, but he adjusted it, so it was giving a glimpse of my number one and two toes.
Which we're going big toe and... Yeah. Yeah. And first long toe. Big toe and first long toe. Yep. Or long first toe. Well, it would have been good to clarify now which is longer between your big toe and your second toe. Sounds like a Cherokee name.
I know what his feet look like. I know him well, so I can picture his feet.
Are you doing that thing where, oh, mate of mine.
No, I'm not. I can promise. But he then said, so he gave me a glimpse of, no. So it was giving a glimpse of one and two toes before he made it bigger.
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Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes arise from sock mishaps?
You know, because could you imagine, and I don't mean, like you could just be walking around and stub your toe and be like, oh damn, now I'm into that.
You know what I mean? Oh, I need to whack one out.
Yeah, and I would just hate to be in that situation where I'm like, Now I've got to... Bang my toe.
Oh, that would be a problematic one.
Yeah, now I've got to drag the coffee table into the bedroom every time.
Yeah, I mean, if your fetish was breaking limbs... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, I've got to break my arm again.
Or, for example... Get off. Or, for example, the guy that I told last week who had to be wrapped and cocooned entirely in Glad Wrap and then have a week-old sock placed over his nose.
That is disgusting, that one.
Yeah, I know. Well, that's the thing. So do you reckon that he could just go home and just lights off missionary on a Wednesday night?
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to personal relationships?
One of the great pieces of audio of One News of all time.
Really?
Deep tease. We'll talk about that in a moment.
Okay, well. Or just a tease, really. Zoe's thinking of Studio B. Can you get onto that already?
6.26 on One News last night. Five bits of audio off the news last night, but apparently not good enough. It involved King Charles. That's all I'm going to say.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
And so Mania, I thought that Mania would, while his partner Jeff was away for nearly seven days, pretty much six nights, that he would feed the chicken 16.6 times.
Yeah, that's right. And again, the point of that segment is not what the actual answer is. Although there is an answer. Although I did wonder. Yeah, I've made a point of not reverse engineering that. Do you know the answer? No. Okay. No, that's what I'm saying. I made a point of not knowing the answer.
What do you mean?
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the nature of fetishes?
Yeah. But I can assure you. He doesn't. He does.
Whatever.
Jeez, that raised my blood pressure, actually. Yeah, same.
I'm going to take my shirt off, too.
All right. Okay. Shirt's off for the show. All right. Sorry, just a quick question. Was it all freaky? No. That is a great question. No. It was fairly missionary. It was fairly straight across the plate, yeah. It was like if it was dolphin shit.
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