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Chapter 1: What did Jerry do during his week off?
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Yeah, Gypsy Day yesterday. Welcome back, man.
Yeah, thanks.
I presume you were off because you were moving farms and like every other good God's honest dairy farmer, you move on June 1st, so that, you know... There's no cows on your farm when you're moving your cows to the farm. All dairy farmers move on the same day. That's what I assume you were up to last week.
Yeah, Traveller Day. Yeah, Traveller Day. Do we call it Traveller Day?
I haven't heard it called that.
No, we're still calling it Gypsy Day.
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Chapter 2: How does filming Taskmaster differ from a typical week?
Yeah, it's still called Gypsy Day.
Happy Gypsy Day to everyone who went through that yesterday.
Thank you. And, yeah, of course you. Thanks very much. Yeah, it was a big day. Yeah. It's been, I for some reason haven't moved dairy farms for like three years.
Well, look, consider yourself lucky, man, because it's a ball like every time.
Man, there's a lot of cows.
There's a lot that goes into it. How many cows do you reckon you moved yesterday, man?
Oh, none. Oh, far out. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of moving dairy farms?
Yeah. It was full on, man, moving those none cows.
And a lot of times people say, you know, it can be just as hard moving no cows as it can be.
Oh, that's true. Mate. You're not wrong. Mate. I've moved cows before and it's been way easier than none.
Than not moving cows. Oh, 100%. That's why they call you the master at none.
Yeah.
Must have none cows. So what was going on last week? What happened?
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Chapter 4: What unusual experiences did Jerry have last week?
Anything interesting? Oh, dude, you missed heaps. Ben Hurley. Ben Hurley. Ben Hurley came in. You may have heard of him. Three days of him.
Comedian Ben, three days of Hurley.
Comedy legend, three days of Hurley.
That sounds like a punishment. And I'm going to sentence you to three days of Hurley and six strokes of the Rotan.
Well, I consider it a... Well, it was a real treat. It sounds more to me like a novella. Three Days of Hurley.
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Chapter 5: Why are there roadworks at night in West Auckland?
Sexy. Sexy novella.
A sexy novella, yeah.
It's like the Marquis de Sade. Yeah. Thank goodness.
Yeah, 40 Days of Sodom.
40 days. And that's two days of G-Lane. That's what we had Thursday, Friday. So that's the punishment part. Now, that was the punishment, was 48 hours of G-Lane. I mean, eight hours of G-Lane. Two days of G-Lane. Wow.
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Chapter 6: How do roadworks impact local residents?
Two days of G-Lane. He uttered words I hadn't heard in decades. Uh-oh. He uttered, yeah. It was like there were moments there where, you know, in Lord of the Rings where they start speaking whatever language they speak in Mordor and they were like, I haven't heard that you don't speak that.
Oh, yeah. It was a bit of that. Well, the problem with him is that he can survive a commentary because he comes off and on. The problem?
In an hour and a half. There's only one problem. Is there? The problem.
Well, the problem is when you're doing a four-hour broadcast. Yeah.
Chapter 7: What insights does Jerry share about walking etiquette?
And it's just you and someone else. There's a very high chance that you're going to say something that you shouldn't.
That it's going to go downstairs, which did happen.
Yeah.
Thankfully, we binned Jerry's Theories on Thursday. I just think for all of our safety, we were all like, you know what? The trajectory, this might be the circuit breaker Jerry's Theories needs so that we can come back and go, how many power poles does Jerry think there are in the South Island? Because at the moment, it's been... It's been tearing families apart. Very downstairs.
It's been very downstairs. Well, the thing with G-Lane is he'll walk a line, but it's not the line... You know, it's not the line. He's not walking the line. It's not where the line is.
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Chapter 8: What are the dynamics of the new Taskmaster cast?
No, he's staggering from one side of the line to the other. And sometimes he's spending quite long periods over that line. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like he's actually put a toe over the line. No, no, no. He's actually, he's plonked an entire foot and then sometimes set up a tent over that side of the line.
Well, yeah. Yeah. He's gone over the top, is what he's done. He's blown the whistle and gone over the top. It was a one-man raid. He's now in enemy territory, bunkered down with fritz. Oh, yeah. But I would also say, you know, I heard this the other day, if you're sitting on the fence, you're getting shot at by both sides. And so if you can just hop down on one side.
Well, there's different types of on the fence, isn't there? There is, yeah.
I mean, G-Line's walking the line rather than being on the fence, I suppose. He has never been on a fence. No. Get splinters in your ass. Yeah. How was your week off?
It was good. Not a week off. So, yeah, I was filming Taskmaster and Series 7, and it was good. It's a very eventful week. There's a lot that goes on, quite a different sort of vibe. How do you mean? Personally. Oh, from what your usual week is? I wake up at like 7.15. I know. Could you imagine? Can you imagine? 7.15. Half the day's gone. I know. Here's the routine.
Wake up at 7.15, just in time to see my children as they head off to school.
That must be weird for them and for you.
So weird. It's like they're different humans. So who are these things? Better or worse? Good, better. They've got somewhere to go and they have to go there. And they get themselves there nowadays, which is great as well. So you've sort of got to sort themselves out. And then at that point, I would have a cup of tea and two pieces of toast.
What are you having on the toast, man?
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