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The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

๐ŸŽ™ Jerry's Week Off - The Podcast

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What did Jerry do during his week off?

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Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show, the Hodaki Breakfast Podcast.

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5.36 - 10.309 Jeremy Wells

Welcome along to the podcast. It's Tuesday the 2nd of January, which means it's winter.

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Yeah, Gypsy Day yesterday. Welcome back, man.

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12.813 - 13.374 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, thanks.

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I presume you were off because you were moving farms and like every other good God's honest dairy farmer, you move on June 1st, so that, you know... There's no cows on your farm when you're moving your cows to the farm. All dairy farmers move on the same day. That's what I assume you were up to last week.

29.361 - 33.989 Manaia Stewart

Yeah, Traveller Day. Yeah, Traveller Day. Do we call it Traveller Day?

34.009 - 34.85 Unknown

I haven't heard it called that.

35.612 - 37.655 Manaia Stewart

No, we're still calling it Gypsy Day.

Chapter 2: How does filming Taskmaster differ from a typical week?

37.675 - 39.819 Manaia Stewart

Yeah, it's still called Gypsy Day.

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Happy Gypsy Day to everyone who went through that yesterday.

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42.443 - 54.125 Jeremy Wells

Thank you. And, yeah, of course you. Thanks very much. Yeah, it was a big day. Yeah. It's been, I for some reason haven't moved dairy farms for like three years.

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Well, look, consider yourself lucky, man, because it's a ball like every time.

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58.635 - 59.717 Jeremy Wells

Man, there's a lot of cows.

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There's a lot that goes into it. How many cows do you reckon you moved yesterday, man?

63.365 - 66.572 Jeremy Wells

Oh, none. Oh, far out. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What are the challenges of moving dairy farms?

66.552 - 69.556 Jeremy Wells

Yeah. It was full on, man, moving those none cows.

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And a lot of times people say, you know, it can be just as hard moving no cows as it can be.

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74.744 - 80.532 Jeremy Wells

Oh, that's true. Mate. You're not wrong. Mate. I've moved cows before and it's been way easier than none.

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Than not moving cows. Oh, 100%. That's why they call you the master at none.

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85.319 - 86.08 Jeremy Wells

Yeah.

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Must have none cows. So what was going on last week? What happened?

Chapter 4: What unusual experiences did Jerry have last week?

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Anything interesting? Oh, dude, you missed heaps. Ben Hurley. Ben Hurley. Ben Hurley came in. You may have heard of him. Three days of him.

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96.696 - 98.719 Jeremy Wells

Comedian Ben, three days of Hurley.

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Comedy legend, three days of Hurley.

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101.123 - 108.494 Jeremy Wells

That sounds like a punishment. And I'm going to sentence you to three days of Hurley and six strokes of the Rotan.

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Well, I consider it a... Well, it was a real treat. It sounds more to me like a novella. Three Days of Hurley.

Chapter 5: Why are there roadworks at night in West Auckland?

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Sexy. Sexy novella.

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118.181 - 118.942 Jeremy Wells

A sexy novella, yeah.

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It's like the Marquis de Sade. Yeah. Thank goodness.

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121.144 - 122.406 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, 40 Days of Sodom.

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40 days. And that's two days of G-Lane. That's what we had Thursday, Friday. So that's the punishment part. Now, that was the punishment, was 48 hours of G-Lane. I mean, eight hours of G-Lane. Two days of G-Lane. Wow.

Chapter 6: How do roadworks impact local residents?

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Two days of G-Lane. He uttered words I hadn't heard in decades. Uh-oh. He uttered, yeah. It was like there were moments there where, you know, in Lord of the Rings where they start speaking whatever language they speak in Mordor and they were like, I haven't heard that you don't speak that.

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150.961 - 157.79 Jeremy Wells

Oh, yeah. It was a bit of that. Well, the problem with him is that he can survive a commentary because he comes off and on. The problem?

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In an hour and a half. There's only one problem. Is there? The problem.

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162.216 - 166.422 Jeremy Wells

Well, the problem is when you're doing a four-hour broadcast. Yeah.

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Chapter 7: What insights does Jerry share about walking etiquette?

167.296 - 172.864 Jeremy Wells

And it's just you and someone else. There's a very high chance that you're going to say something that you shouldn't.

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That it's going to go downstairs, which did happen.

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176.629 - 176.87 Manaia Stewart

Yeah.

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Thankfully, we binned Jerry's Theories on Thursday. I just think for all of our safety, we were all like, you know what? The trajectory, this might be the circuit breaker Jerry's Theories needs so that we can come back and go, how many power poles does Jerry think there are in the South Island? Because at the moment, it's been... It's been tearing families apart. Very downstairs.

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195.987 - 207.308 Jeremy Wells

It's been very downstairs. Well, the thing with G-Lane is he'll walk a line, but it's not the line... You know, it's not the line. He's not walking the line. It's not where the line is.

Chapter 8: What are the dynamics of the new Taskmaster cast?

207.328 - 224.298 Jeremy Wells

No, he's staggering from one side of the line to the other. And sometimes he's spending quite long periods over that line. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like he's actually put a toe over the line. No, no, no. He's actually, he's plonked an entire foot and then sometimes set up a tent over that side of the line.

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Well, yeah. Yeah. He's gone over the top, is what he's done. He's blown the whistle and gone over the top. It was a one-man raid. He's now in enemy territory, bunkered down with fritz. Oh, yeah. But I would also say, you know, I heard this the other day, if you're sitting on the fence, you're getting shot at by both sides. And so if you can just hop down on one side.

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246.917 - 249.261 Jeremy Wells

Well, there's different types of on the fence, isn't there? There is, yeah.

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I mean, G-Line's walking the line rather than being on the fence, I suppose. He has never been on a fence. No. Get splinters in your ass. Yeah. How was your week off?

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259.858 - 291.795 Jeremy Wells

It was good. Not a week off. So, yeah, I was filming Taskmaster and Series 7, and it was good. It's a very eventful week. There's a lot that goes on, quite a different sort of vibe. How do you mean? Personally. Oh, from what your usual week is? I wake up at like 7.15. I know. Could you imagine? Can you imagine? 7.15. Half the day's gone. I know. Here's the routine.

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Wake up at 7.15, just in time to see my children as they head off to school.

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That must be weird for them and for you.

299.484 - 322.363 Jeremy Wells

So weird. It's like they're different humans. So who are these things? Better or worse? Good, better. They've got somewhere to go and they have to go there. And they get themselves there nowadays, which is great as well. So you've sort of got to sort themselves out. And then at that point, I would have a cup of tea and two pieces of toast.

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What are you having on the toast, man?

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