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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Jerry and Mania, The Hauraki Breakfast.
Welcome along to The Hauraki Breakfast, Thursday the 11th of June, 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells, Mania Stewart, not here yet. We've given him a call, haven't we, Ruda?
Yeah, a couple of calls actually, Jerry, you have. Went straight to voicemail, understand?
Yes, which is interesting, so I suspect, here's what I reckon, Ruda. I reckon Mania has gone to bed. He's put on his alarm because it'll be set. Because it'll be a schedule.
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Chapter 2: Why did Manaia sleep in on the show?
That's the way that it works. And then he's charged his phone overnight. He's thinking he's charged it, but he possibly hasn't turned it on at the wall. Yeah. And then his battery's gone dead. And then his alarm hasn't worked.
That's my guess. The thing is, when he wakes up at some point, you know, obviously he's going to wake up at some point in the next hour or so, and he turns to his partner, Jeff, and goes, effort, I have slept in. And he will, his heart will break. Oh, it sucks.
A million miles a minute. It sucks. We've all been there. Yeah. It's a horrible feeling, and you feel like you're behind the eight ball.
Yeah.
You feel like a whole lot of things are happening without you.
And then he's also going to get caught in Auckland traffic, because that'll be starting to go now. So as opposed to when he'd drive in an hour ago. And there's hardly any traffic. He's going to get the coordinate. It's the perfect storm. It's the perfect storm. So we'll just keep trying him all morning and see what happens.
Yep. We'll keep trying him.
Jeff is at home, isn't she?
We don't have Jeff's number.
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Chapter 3: What theories explain why Manaia's alarm didn't go off?
Nice to have you with us.
I'll tell you what's going on.
Manai Stewart has slept in. I suspect, and I suspect his phone is not charged because I've given him a couple of calls and he's going straight through to answer phone. So when he does wake up, and I suspect that will be when Jeff wakes up, he's going to get a horrific fright.
Well, the other thing is Manai horrendously weak bladder, so he's got to wake up at some point so he can get to the toilet.
That's true. Tiny bladder. Big man, tiny bladder. Such a lot of man for such a little bladder. Yeah, very, very strangely small bladder. I believe it's only 250 mils. Really? It's all he can get in that bladder of his. Oh, man. He needs to do some bladder. I mean, all the alcohol he's drunk in his life, it's amazingly small.
Hey, yesterday, speaking of amazingly small, yesterday we went along, didn't we, for a bloody important meeting. It's National Blood Donor Week at New Zealand Blood. You can give blood by going along to nzblood.co.nz. And Ruda and I went along to the facility there in Auckland. Drove there. Yep. And, Ruda, you gave so much blood. Was it? Yeah.
Like, I've never seen someone give so much blood in all my life. Good on me. Yeah. It was amazing, actually.
I've never given blood before. It's always been one of those situations where they'll have a van or a bus come over and they'll be like, oh, does anyone here want to give blood? And it's always like, I was sick last week. I got vaccinated for my kids last week or whatever it is. There's always been an excuse.
And when this came up a couple of weeks ago and they said, oh, does anyone want to give blood? I might as well do it. Might as well give it a go.
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights from the National Blood Donor Week meeting?
What are they going to do?
No, nothing. Okay. Nothing. Lovely people there.
Yeah, they were really nice. They put a lot of effort into taking half a litre out of blood out of one person. I talked to about four people. They kept making sure I was all right the whole time through. And then obviously they've still got to do tests on it to make sure that other people can use it. Imagine that. Imagine going through all that and then they're like, oh, no, that's rubbish.
Chapter 5: How did Jerry and Ruda experience the blood donation process?
There's something wrong with this guy. They'll do a series of tests on that and work out that once they work out it's your blood, they'll go, no, it's the problem here. So you can donate and book your appointment at nzblood.co.nz. You can send a bloody important meeting invite to your boss as well. I'm sure they'll let you go.
Yeah. They're going to let me know if there's anything wrong with it within 48 hours, which would be good to know.
Don't eat breakfast. That's my advice because there's just so much food there. So the 11th of June, I always look forward to the 11th of June because guess what happens on the 11th of June? Manai Stewart sleeps in? Well, Manai Stewart doesn't always sleep in, I would assume. No, Uber publishes its 2026 lost and found index. So Uber publishes its lost and found index. Mm-hmm.
And it's always an interesting thing to find out what people leave. Oh, here's Manai Stewart calling through. Should we answer him live?
Yeah, we should answer him live. Hi, Manai. You're live on the radio right now. Fuck, sorry. Okay, good stuff, mate. How are you going there, Manai?
Oh, I'm getting there. I've had better wake up. My phone died. I've just bloody woken up.
Yep. All right. Anyway, I'm on my own now.
Okay, mate. All right. See you soon, man. There we go. Yeah, that was predictable. See, we predicted that. We got that one right. All right. Didn't we? Yeah. So, yeah, the 20... So, we'll see you in the night, Stuart, in around about 15 minutes. So, Uber published their 2026 lost and found index, and it always surprises me the things that... Well, it's just...
You realize how many items there are in the world full stop?
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes arise from the blood donation experience?
Yeah, I think so. So kind of like almost like a bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's just a two-tooth denture. It's not like the full denture. Yeah. I mean, to take out... People don't normally take out their dentures. Well, they're my grandparents. Did your grandparents used to run dentures and did they put them in a cup of water beside the bed?
Yeah, my nana did that and she had... Oh, I can't remember the name of it, but you put like a little barocca, a white barocca basically, into a glass of water and those things just sit there overnight. But my mum actually has... Polydent. Polydent, thank you very much. That's what it was.
My mum actually has the dentures that fill the gaps and man, she loves to take those out and show the grandkids what it looks like with half your teeth in.
Oh, she doesn't have the ones that were the old, the full... No, no, no, no, no. The full old gramps and grandma ones. No, she's missing probably 40% of her teeth. I always wondered with that, with the taking out of the denture and whether or not, because both my grandparents had them and they'd put them in the cups beside the bed. It was just normal that they did that.
I didn't think anything strange of it. That's just what grandparents did in my head. But if they ever were amorous with each other, I'm assuming that's why it was beside the bed rather than in the bathroom.
I've never until now thought about that.
But it must have been because for amorous activity, you couldn't kiss without teeth, could you? Could you kiss without teeth? 3483, can you kiss? Anybody who's got dentures, I'd like to know. Anyway, sorry, I've been sidetracked.
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Chapter 7: What are the dos and don'ts of male grooming discussed?
That's all right. Breast milk is another thing that was found in an Uber. We're talking about things that are lost and found in Ubers in 2026. Donny Osmond group picture, I'm not sure what that was. An ankle monitor. So someone's actually taken their ankle monitor off. That's not right.
Yeah, but very clever to be able to do that in an Uber because then it can go around other places and, oh, actually, no, you wouldn't want to do that in an Uber. You want to make sure that thing says that you're at home at all times.
You'd think so. Yeah. A live fish. Well, not for long. Yeah, I don't know how large that fish was. It might have been a goldfish or maybe like a terakihi or something. Two trees, a cape with a Statue of Liberty on it. Okay. Okay. Grass. Now, I imagine there's a lot of grass in Ubers.
Yeah. Along the footwell, you'd think there is, unless it's one of those really long patches and someone's just left it in the Uber.
Someone's left a 75-gallon fish tank. Well, that would have been in the boat, and that's an easy thing to do when you get in an Uber, especially if it's a longer Uber ride and forget that you've got something in the back. A welding helmet. Two pounds of blue raspberry gushes. Now, what are gushes? Don't know what they are.
Hang on. A dishwasher? How can you leave a whole dishwasher in there? Wow. It's a big thing to leave in there.
Pelvis implants. Okay. 20 pounds of duck sausage.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about using hair products and grooming?
A child's prosthetic eye.
Yeah.
And a sleep apnea machine. Now, a sleep apnea machine, that's a large thing to have. So anyway, that's that list again. 2026, Uber lost and found. It's good that they do that. Smart. Smart from Uber. A double door oven? Is there an Uber big enough to take a double door oven?
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20 to 7 on the Hauraki Breakfast with Cherry and Minaya. Welcome to the studio, Minaya.
Sorry, fellas. Sorry, fellas. I was listening on the way in. You guys were floundering too, so... Could you tell? It was just one of those days. Exactly what you thought had happened had happened. I thought about jacking it in and I was just like, gee, I find I'll go in. My alarm. My charge has been on the fritz. Is it time to go to one of those old school radio alarm clocks?
You know the ones where it's like, because everyone uses their phone for their alarm, right? Well, if your phone's dead, there's no alarm. No. So is it time to go to one of those? Go Alexa.
The old Alexa? Oh, yeah. Leave her plugged in. Yeah, my kids seem to go with that one. That seems to work quite well. I mean, the reality is, how often does this happen? Never. Once. It happens once, so it's not like a problem that needs to be solved. It's more of a phone issue. Is it your phone charger, or is it the little plug, the jack point?
Yeah, it's the jack point that goes into the wall. That part's on the fritz, and so if I ever knock it, or I reckon the cat's knocking it over in the middle of the night. Shout out to the cat, by the way. Woke me up this morning. I woke up to my feet getting attacked. I was like this little bastard. And then I was like, you know what? I rolled over, grabbed my phone. It was dead.
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