Chapter 1: What are the guys' thoughts on terrible massages?
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Heartbreaking news for all involved this morning, fellas. I thought it was Friday for most of this morning. And that's a fact, yeah. That sucks. I know, I hate these days, man. That really does suck. Counterbalanced by... It does often happen the other way around too, which is – that's nice. That one's nice when you get into work.
Chapter 2: Why do some people confuse days of the week?
Oh, when you find out it's Friday.
Yeah, and you're like, oh, Thursday. That wasn't Friday. Surprise Friday. Surprise Friday. I've got a surprise Thursday today. It was a real, you know, when you get up in the morning, you know, you're getting ready for the day and you start planning through, right, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this. Oh, later on we're going to do this. And then, oh, it's Saturday tomorrow. Oh, sweet.
Well, maybe we should go do this. And then I got in my car and I turned the podcast on and they were like, oh, yeah, so this game's happening in the NBA today. I was like... I thought that game was tomorrow. I went yesterday. Tomorrow. Then I checked my phone. It lasted that long? Yeah, yeah. All the way until you got in your car. Yep.
That's what makes it so heartbreaking because I had a whole plan. Yeah. A whole game plan. Oh, you lived half a day. I did, yeah.
It was Friday. Yeah, I did. I wonder if you can just live the whole day as a day. I have heard about people saying just live every day like today.
Yeah.
There is only today.
Well, that's what they say. Friday doesn't exist. No. Tomorrow never comes. Wednesday was just a memory. Today's the present as well. Today is the day.
Seize the... Seize.
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Chapter 3: What is chronological dyslexia and how does it affect people?
I'd be able to figure that out. Apparently it's also linked to ADHD. Everything is. Executive dysfunction and autism.
Executive. Which I've always thought you've had. Executive progenitor dysfunction.
Chronological dyslexia. Yeah, that could be it. That's a term used informally when an individual struggles primarily with the sequencing, naming, or tracking of months, dates, and times, rather than general math.
Yeah, that's me. I'm all right at basic math.
Dyschronometria. This is a neurological condition, sounds like you, where the cerebellum is damaged. Cerebellum.
Cerebral. How can it be damaged? Does it say how you can damage that thing?
Hit the piss? No, but temporal disorientation? No, you don't have that. Mum hitting the piss? So, yeah, I think you've got chronological dyslexia.
Yeah, I reckon that's a great name for what I've got. For example, I have bought flights around the wrong way. Yeah, fuck that, yeah. You know what I mean?
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Chapter 4: How do people manage time blindness in daily life?
From this place to that place when it should have been the opposite way.
Well, I would have thought that's geographical dyslexia.
No, I knew where the places were. I just didn't know on what day was I trying to go from one to the other. I just... And that's the annoying part is because when we try and book a holiday, that's actually, we found out that that's a better thing for me. But what I need is I need to be left alone and just sit there by myself and rain man out until I can get it done.
Because if I've got someone sitting there, because it's so hard for me to wrap my head around dates, that if I've got someone else sitting there, they think they're trying to help me and they're saying other dates, it restarts the process every single time. And I'm like, oh, I had to work so hard to get here.
Chapter 5: What are the challenges of planning events for those with calendar issues?
It seems to be a common problem with people that work on the radio. Because I think our boss, Pixie Campbell, has chronological dyslexia.
100% he does. And he likes to have these conversations out loud about who's off when. And I'm like, we both, I can see it in him, but you and I, we need to have this discussion. I know it's counterintuitive. We've got to have this discussion over email. With a calendar in front of you. With a calendar. Well, because then when I send you the email, you can bring up your calendar.
You can bring up the dates. Check. Then write your reply. Then check again. Send it. We're going to stand here and go, next Tuesday? Yeah. Oh, no, sorry. The Tuesday after. Oh, Tuesday after. Cool. And you guys don't know what you're talking about. And then you go away and you go, wait, hold on. Was it next Tuesday? Or was it the...
Is there anything in there about amnesia, chronological dyslexia? Because that's the other thing that Pixie Campbell has. He forgets that he's had the conversation about the calendar.
Oh, okay.
Which is awful. Amnesia, chronological dyslexia. That's a terrible affliction.
Yeah, I remember we had the conversation, but I can never remember what or the dates were in it or whatever. But at least I'm aware of it and I know that. As annoying as it is, I tell the nurses, like, you're going to have to text me these dates.
It's one thing I don't suffer from, and I suffer from a number of neurological conditions, including not being able to speak properly. But that is one thing I can see a calendar in my head at all times. I'm running a calendar as we speak. I know what I'm doing today. I know what I'm doing tomorrow. I know what I'm doing on Saturday, Sunday.
I know what I'm doing up until – I've got a calendar, some things in my calendar up until at the moment – Probably July 8th through to July 18th. I can see them on a calendar. July 8th, Sweden's day. I've got things going on those days.
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