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The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

📻Shrooms - The Podcast

21 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 4.975 Unknown

Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show, the Hodaki Breakfast Podcast.

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5.196 - 7.197 Manaia Stewart

We're live. Oh, we're live. This is it, man.

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7.618 - 12.782 Jeremy Wells

We've normally, do we don't, we don't, we don't have a sting that we normally play. Oh, can Zoe just add that in later on?

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12.823 - 22.691 Manaia Stewart

There is, yeah, there is an intro. That's fine. We'll add that in. Oh, what about this thing here? Yeah, this is it. Wait for it, wait for it. Nah. That's not it. That's the old one.

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Chapter 2: How do Jerry and Manaia introduce their guest Mashie?

23.993 - 30.038 Manaia Stewart

That's still the same one that you played before. Jesus Christ. Nah, I don't have it. Oh, we'll just fucking do it live. That's fine.

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30.018 - 32.361 Mashie

Are you going to do it like that?

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32.802 - 41.615 Manaia Stewart

The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast with Minaya and Jeremy. Okay, you do it. What about you? And Mashi today. And Mashi.

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41.635 - 47.524 Mashie

And usually Rudy. And for this morning only, Mashi. Yeah. Yeah, Rudy's in front of the judiciary this morning, so.

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48.125 - 48.545 Jeremy Wells

It's about time.

49.066 - 49.387 Manaia Stewart

Wow.

49.407 - 55.055 Jeremy Wells

It's sorely missed, yeah. Fucking hell. About time. Amazing he's got away with it till now. He's been hiding in plain sight.

55.656 - 57.839 Mashie

And that's where they often are hiding, isn't it?

58.44 - 58.68 Jeremy Wells

Mm-hmm.

Chapter 3: What humorous situations arise during the conversation?

70.32 - 73.105 Mashie

Yeah. No, we should have known. You did know. It's like the.

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73.385 - 78.013 Manaia Stewart

Well, we knew though. Oh, we all knew. The Pistigo that was always kind of just getting a bit handsy and.

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77.993 - 78.794 Mashie

Oh, we all knew.

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78.975 - 79.315 Manaia Stewart

We knew.

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80.257 - 97.945 Mashie

And I suppose we're implicit because of that. It's like when, you know, on the news and there's been a murder at a house. This always happens in America. And then they interview the neighbor, the neighbors and the driver. Well, he just kept to himself. He was such a lovely guy. You would never have expected it. It's like, really? Never expected it? I also have a theory.

98.005 - 106.319 Mashie

You'll never fucking catch me on one of those interviews. If someone's just been killed in the house next to me, you're not seeing my face on the news that night.

106.339 - 111.007 Jeremy Wells

But that's Americans, isn't it? Yeah. They just love to communicate. Man.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss directions and navigation?

111.027 - 123.887 Jeremy Wells

In all shapes and forms. You know, you go up to America and you hear some Americans communicating. Just such clear communicators. Try not to hear them communicating. Yeah, they are communicating clearly. There's too much communication going on in America. That's part of its problem.

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124.047 - 137.406 Mashie

They're slow talkers. Me and the missus realized once we got there, if you're queuing up, because we're in a lot of touristy places, there'd be queues for stuff. And if you caught wind that there was a slow talker at the front of the queue, just ban it. There's no point.

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138.607 - 146.74 Unknown

Oh, y'all do the cheese on the side? Oh, because the last place I went, I was like, fuck me.

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146.76 - 147.945 Mashie

Oh, my God.

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147.965 - 173.998 Unknown

I'm going somewhere else. Yeah, or if you ask for directions. So what you want to do is go left on Congress. When you hit 44th and Vine, you want to take a right. Now, you know that shop with the giant M on the top of it? Y'all would have seen that. Now, that's the one to look for. Wait till you get to that one. And then at that point, you could take a right, but you take a left.

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Most people will take the right, but if you take the right, you end up down by the river. So you want to go left and then up, and then you'll see a bush around about 50 yards.

191.746 - 192.447 Mashie

Don't be talking on the odds.

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50 yards from there.

195.798 - 218.148 Mashie

How far is the yard? It's more Nearly a metre I'm just considering it a metre Nearly a metre Nearly a metre How short of a metre? Just shy It's like 90 It's literally It's a big pace Yeah That's how it's worked out Okay I'll remember that Or the other one is They don't know where things are And you So for example We're in Nashville Jelly Roll You know Jelly Roll?

Chapter 5: What stories do they share about their experiences in Nashville?

241.753 - 259.099 Mashie

Yeah. And we're hammered and we could just see that from another rooftop bar. We're like, right, let's just get to the pink skull and just see what's going on. It's the bat signal. It's the bat signal. Get down onto the street. Are you guys from Nashville? We sure are. How do I get to the pink skull? The pink skull?

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259.76 - 273.832 Mashie

Yeah, the fucking 20 foot high neon pink skull that you can see from every angle on the street. What are you talking about? Come with me. Take two steps down onto the main street. See that pink? Well, I'd never looked at it before.

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275.855 - 281.282 Manaia Stewart

I was like, well, how long has it been there for? It turns out it's been there for years. Is it because they enunciate so well? That's why. Yeah.

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281.502 - 290.694 Jeremy Wells

They don't really mumble, do they? No. No. Absolutely not. They're very clear. I mean, that's why our... Just talking. Imagine if me and you went over there, Mesh. I would be fucked.

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Chapter 6: How do they reflect on the impact of mushrooms on their experiences?

290.714 - 295.279 Jeremy Wells

As a gay couple, traveling around the States, the South. Why? You wouldn't want to go down the South.

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295.299 - 297.121 Manaia Stewart

I just don't understand why we have to be a gay couple.

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297.181 - 315.548 Jeremy Wells

You and me as a gay couple traveling around. Would it kill you to be open to it? Yeah, exactly. What's the problem with being a gay couple? So we're traveling around the southern part of the States, mumbling our way around. Nobody would know what the hell we were doing. No, fuck no. We'd be calling to question, wondering why we're staying in the same motel room.

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315.748 - 319.398 Unknown

Y'all gay? Also, y'all gay?

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319.418 - 326.875 Jeremy Wells

No, we're just travelling around as a... Just as a couple. As a couple. Just kind of a mutual couple. We're friends.

326.935 - 331.984 Mashie

Like a father-son sort of a look. We're just good friends with this 30-year age gap.

332.004 - 341.28 Jeremy Wells

We're just a couple of mates hanging out. I think Jelly Roll, back to Jelly Roll. Yes. Terrible name. Like poorly named. Jelly Roll sounds like a hip-hop artist.

341.665 - 342.807 Mashie

Well, he was when he started.

342.887 - 343.267 Jeremy Wells

Oh, was he?

Chapter 7: What unusual encounters do they describe during their night out?

357.866 - 366.778 Mashie

Through COVID, I think, is when he started blowing up because he was making a bunch of YouTube songs. And he had one when they were in lockdown. It was called Open Her Up. Here's one of those ones.

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367.028 - 389.762 Mashie

oh it was about opening the country up oh okay right okay um but one of the lines and i think it's one of the greatest lines in um in rap and hip-hop history is open her up like forest whitaker's eye and you know forest whitaker yeah yeah he's got one bung eye that doesn't open yeah that's but why would you want to open exactly why would you want to open it up like that

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389.81 - 396.14 Jeremy Wells

Like you wouldn't want to open it. No, like you would... So you would open it up and it's going to look like Forrest Whitaker's eye.

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396.26 - 408.78 Mashie

No, I think he's saying it's closed, like Forrest Whitaker's eye. And he wants... To open it up like... He wants to open it up. But that's not... Open it up like... Forrest Whitaker's eye, that doesn't make sense. Well, Forrest Whitaker's eye needs opening up too, I think is...

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409.823 - 420.515 Jeremy Wells

Like you should open up for us, Whitaker's eye. Yeah. This word should. I might look up the lyrics, actually. I'm sure there's other. I think he's got a problem with that. That doesn't quite work for me.

421.957 - 430.967 Manaia Stewart

Have you guys heard this song? Can we play songs on the podcast still? I think so. Who knows? It's just a new one I heard yesterday, and I thought you'd be intrigued by the opening kind of first line or something, Jerry.

433.23 - 450.642 Unknown

Rest in peace, my granny, she got hit by a bazooka. Yeah, that kind of goes on like that for a while.

450.702 - 454.647 Jeremy Wells

Okay, so rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka.

454.907 - 455.568 Manaia Stewart

A bazooka?

Chapter 8: What conclusions do they draw about their adventures and experiences?

478.458 - 479.299 Jeremy Wells

Yeah. Where's that?

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479.359 - 481.161 Mashie

Down by the petrol station.

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481.262 - 486.129 Manaia Stewart

I'm not 100% sure if the entire floor was flooded. All we thought it was. Yeah, I think it was.

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486.149 - 501.019 Mashie

Wow, you thought it was flooded? My God, that day we... So that was the day we went out on the boat for a boat party. And what happens on the boat stays on the boat. At some point we then ended up inside what I thought was the original, like...

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501.843 - 515.742 Mashie

Team New Zealand Sailing boat That would have Oh my god we did Remember that Not the big boat Down at the Down at the Vida Yeah Could have been I don't know It was at the Vida NZ NZ1 We were in the water Oh, you're in the water.

515.762 - 519.307 Jeremy Wells

We're in the water. Oh, yeah, we'll be in America's Cup boat. Yeah. Certainly felt like it.

519.327 - 521.31 Mashie

So we're in the bow of that bitch.

521.33 - 521.611 Jeremy Wells

NZL 32.

521.931 - 541.78 Mashie

For some reason, what happened was we all went down underneath into it. And as we kept going deeper and deeper, there were people following us because we were all so wasted. We were just following each other and we just reached the end of the bow. And now all of a sudden there was like six of us just sitting like packed in like sardines in the bow of the boat. Who took you in there?

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