Chapter 1: What humorous stories do the hosts share about bumper stickers?
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show. The Hodaki Breakfast Podcast.
So you're saying you've been eating bussy every day for the last, what, 69 days? Big bussy man in the area. Murderer. Still you love you like that. You get a bussy flu. I might have had the pussy flu. Jesus, my mum had it the show on Thursday. Did she listen to the podcast?
Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about their childhood experiences with cars?
Oh, God. I hope not. I hope not. Surely she doesn't know how to find the podcast. Good question. What's she like with technology? No, she's pretty handy with technology. She'd be able to do it. This is what I can't understand is why does she do it? You know what I mean?
Chapter 3: What is the significance of Radio Rhema in the podcast?
Your mum learned this trick years ago. Don't fucking watch it. Nah. You know? Nah, she learned it. She learned the hard way, though. That's a good point. She learned the hard way. And she's learned her lesson. She's really. Seven Sharp's all good. She can watch that every night. Yeah. She watches it every night. That's the thing. It's perfect. Well, yeah. Then she can be like, oh, yeah.
Proud of my son there. Yeah, well, she thought that she'd be proud of him, of me, him.
Chapter 4: How did the Inspired Unemployed duo transition from tradies to content creators?
But she's not that guy. She's not. It turns out that, you know, unpride runs deep. Oh, right. Shame. Shame is probably the right word, yeah. Shame runs deep for her. Shame runs deep, yeah. And you've always said that. So do I need to just get Bernice Mini involved in this situation maybe? Yeah. Go and hire a sex worker.
Yeah.
Strap a handy cam to a cricket helmet and chuck up a Newstalk ZB poster in front of you and pound away. Yeah. See how it goes for you. I think it's my only option. Actually, my album, if I was to put out an album, it would be called Shame Runs Deep. That'd be a great name for an album. Shame Runs Deep.
Chapter 5: What creative process do the Inspired Unemployed follow for their videos?
What about just on your gravestone? Would you put that on your gravestone? Shame Runs Deep. Yeah. Shame is thicker than blood. Shame. Actually, every night I wash shame away. It's a really nice thing. We've got these hot towels. We've got these hot towels at TVNZ, and they put them in the makeup room, so when you go and take your makeup off, you've got these beautiful hot towels.
They roll them up. Oh, yes. I've used those. And they put a little bit of lavender on them as well. They're so nice. And every night I just, oh, a hot towel at the end of the day. I'm like, oh, just the shame. I just steam the shame away and just wipe it away. God, it's good. Can we get some hot towels in here?
Chapter 6: What challenges do the Inspired Unemployed face in content creation today?
Yeah. Oh, could you imagine walking in here? Would it kill Zoe to do some hot towels? They're quite cheap, the hot towel machines. It's a very European thing.
Yeah.
Hot towel machine like 50 buck on Teemu. Really? Yep. All right. There must be a microwave. Must be a microwave. Yeah, like, you know, when you go to a barbershop sometimes, they'll give you a hot steaming towel afterwards. It's like a little griller. It looks like a little griller. I mean, we've got some other crap out there in the, what is it called? The shop.
We've got some crap out there in the shop. Out of the workshop. The radio workshop.
Chapter 7: How do the Inspired Unemployed measure the success of their videos?
We should call it that, the radio workshop. Oh my God, my brain's not working. We're on the radio workshop this morning. Feeling much better than yesterday, I will say that. I was soldiering on with Codrell yesterday. Day two on your bossy flu? Day two with the bossy flu. Day two with the bussy flute. Had a long, brave day of filming yesterday. Oh, shoot. Yeah. Yeah.
I think it's all like 3, 3.30. Silly. I know. That's a solid. And I must have had about 15 minutes off to scarf down some lukewarm sushi from across the road there. Sorry. That's a solid 10 hours down the content coal mine. My face was black.
Chapter 8: What partnership did the Inspired Unemployed establish with Kathmandu?
How'd you get roped into that? Oh, I can't say. Big things coming. Oh, okay. No, it was like an ACC Warriors thing. Oh, yeah. Saw Ben Hurley. Did you see Ben Hurley around? Yeah, did you see Ben Hurley around? No, I missed that. You didn't say hi to Ben? I missed Bussy. Bussy Ben. Bussy Ben. Bussy Boy Ben. So Bussy Boy Ben used to text me during the show, and he said... He'll love that.
He'll love that a lot. Well, it was nickname related. Imagine that beard getting into your pussy. You should try and initiate the nickname The Maltese Falcon. Off the back of Maltese. Try and get Maltese going. I'll write how many Maltese you are the Maltese. But the thing is, the Maltese Falcon, is that a person who has bad Maltese?
Falcon's a bit of a nickname for a person who runs headfirst into a pass. I don't know what the... Maltese Falcon was. It's a movie. It's a 1941 film with Humphrey Bogart. What about the Malteser and you just eat heaps of Maltesers while you're doing TAV Maltese? Yeah. Well, the other one I used to do was I was the undertaker and I would just take the under on every single game.
And I liked that because it was a great character to adopt, but I hate betting the under because you're betting against excitement. Yeah. You're saying, I think this won't happen. What about the overtaker? Yeah. Oh, the overtaker. And it's just me in the third lane just gunning it. In the Swift. Quite good. The overtaker. Redlining it in the Swift. Just going nowhere. There we go. Ma-wah.
Actually, it doesn't go ma-wah.
Yours is manual, isn't it?
The old three-stage auto just used to chop it down and be cruising along in third, and then you go mile one, and the second, you go nowhere. Three-stage auto. No talk. Three-stage auto. And it doesn't have a rev counter, it's got a power counter. How much power. Yeah. My missus, and this really annoys me, but she actually owns a 1980...
I want to say two or four Commodore, and it's like the first Commodores that ever existed. 82. 82, yeah. It's a red station wagon. Her granddad bought it brand new in Hamilton in 1982. Wow. And he drove it for a bit, and then it basically sat in a garage. It's now sitting in her dad's garage, but for whatever reason, he entrusted it to her, and so she owns it.
Wow.
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