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Chapter 1: What are the different uses of the number pad versus the top row of numbers?
daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio show the horaki breakfast podcast interesting debate raging in the studio this morning gentlemen do you use the um numbers on your keyboard along the top or do you use the wee number pad on the far right on the right hand side absolutely i would use the numbers on the right hand side
Sorry, you go, Manoj. No. You weigh in, Manoj.
I'll weigh in on Ruta. Yep. Go for it. I thought that only bank tellers use the... They're the only people I've ever seen operate the right-hand keyboard.
I've never worked at a bank myself. I don't know about you guys. Aren't you the son of a bank teller? Son of a bank teller of... Notes. Of notes. Of notes. Oh, a bank teller of notes. Yep. As opposed to a normal bank teller? There's some that don't deal with notes. A bank teller of cheques. Oh, shit. No, he would have run a lot of cheques and balances back in the day. Balance those cheques?
Westpac Trust Bank, Westpac Bank Trust Bank, Trustee Savings Bank. They're all the same. They just evolved right through. And that's when we had Westpac Trust Park instead of Seddon Park in Hamilton. All right. Yeah, I too came from a line of people who worked at banks. A line of them. I was the first one to break out of... I was going to say, what happened to you?
I was the first one to break out of it. Break out of the mould, bro.
I broke out, man. It's like when people say, I'm the first one in my family to go to university, but the other way around. I was the first one to break out of the banking sector. Yeah.
Good on you, man. Oh, it's so good out here. I just thank the Lord every day. Banks are going well at the moment, like actual banks. Actually, it's probably a good place to be. Oh, shit, I'll tell you what. But have you ever run the right-hand keypad? No, yeah. Well, interesting you say that because I have attempted to on a number of occasions. No. And it's just denied me.
And so I've been burnt so many times by that right-hand keypad that I just go to the top. A bit of a betrayal. Yeah, I just go to the top. So I operate around the top. But I now understand it's the number lock button. Num lock. That you need to push num lock and then you can get into that special banking area. Did you not understand that till today, four minutes ago when I told you? No.
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Chapter 2: How do VPNs enhance online privacy and security?
Zoe, three seconds ago.
No, I thought num lock meant that it was stuck on the top or the bottom of the thing.
Oh. Only time I've been aware of num lock is when I can't get into my password, which is what was happening to Jerry before that's how this whole thing started.
So I thought num lock meant that you were a num nuts and you used the icons rather than the numbers. Oh.
Because I've never used num lock. Nah, neither. What is the function of num lock? How often are people using illegitimate numbers that they needed to put a default lock on? Always put num lock on. Always.
What does... What does FN do?
Function. FN does all sorts of.
So is that like you can push function? Is that like the Apple button? Is that like the Apple button on a Mac?
Kind of. See all the blue on your keyboard? See all the blue things? That's the best way of describing it. If you hold FN, then you press those blue things, they'll do different shit. So one of them is search, play, pause, skip, print screen. Scroll lock. Scroll lock. Don't fucking do it though. Pause.
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Chapter 3: What are the benefits of using a VPN for streaming content?
It's just the stuff that you do have.
I struggle on a Mac, apart from my iPhone, which, you know, you know. But if someone goes, hey, there's a problem with my Mac, I'm like, fuck, I don't know what to do, man. Give me a Windows.
I'd much prefer a Mac. Yeah, same here. Once you figure it out... You're away. Macs are just, it's always easier than you think. If you're having a problem with something and you're like, I can't figure out how to do it, you'll Google it and you'll go, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Macs are way better. And they don't get viruses. They don't get viruses. When was the last time you got a virus? I know, but there's antiviralware on PCs. It's probably a virus itself. Oh, no. Macs don't get them. No. I got upsold at 1NZ the other day. I don't mind naming. I got upsold a VPN thing on my phone. I haven't put it on yet. Should I put it on? What's that for?
Well, it's apparently antivirus and VPN, and it's like $5 a month, and I don't know why I was agreeing to it. Yeah, have you got a big problem with viruses on your phone? No, I don't. That's not like you. I got one for myself and my wife. I don't even know why. I think I just wanted him to stop talking. $5 a month. So it would have been $10 a month for him to stop talking. $60 a year. Twice.
$120 a year. $120 a year. For what? For antivirus and VPN so I can go on websites from overseas and listen to radio overseas. Yeah, listen to radio. I know what it is. Oh, no, because bloody cricket starts tomorrow night, and I'm going to listen to it on the VPN. Does it automatically delete any porn that you watch? Now, that would be something that I'd pay $5 a month for.
I don't know. I don't know. That story read its ugly head the other day about when my missus opened the laptop the other day. Oh, yeah. Well, to be fair, I kind of... Ah!
Ah!
But luckily you'd been... But it was all about what she opened it to. It could have been a disaster.
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Chapter 4: What role does social media play in modern communication?
And how I told my missus that's disgusting. I don't look at that kind of stuff. And she goes, oh. Is that right? Ah, not what I saw. Because when I opened the laptop the other day, I was like, oh, well, look, you'd been away. She was like, I've been home for three days. I was like, well. Evidently, neither of us had looked at the laptop since then.
Yeah.
And then one of our friends asked, this is all at dinner on like a Friday night. One of our friends asked, what was it? I was like, don't do this.
Yeah, I'll show you.
She goes, nah, I don't know. I X'd it straight away. Straight away? Yeah. Like how many seconds? I don't know. Because it takes a second to, and she uses Microsoft Windows at work. So the X is in the opposite corner. So it would have taken her a second to be like, oh, sorry. Yeah. So I don't know.
And she did make a comment the other day about like, Oh, is that your girl that you look up or something? I was like, Oh, there's not like a girl that I look, I'm not looking up. Oh, I go. Yeah. She's like, I don't know. I guess in her head, there's just like one girl that I look up.
Okay.
Ha ha ha. Looking up like one particular girl that you follow. Or even like knowing their names. Yuck.
No, I run a clean Instagram. I've shared this theory before, but I actually don't even do it anymore. But I used to have what I would describe as the thought slot. And it's a slot in my Instagram following that's designed just to fit one thought in. So if I'm going to get caught looking at a woman on Instagram, it's only going to be, you know what I mean?
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Chapter 5: How do people perceive Jesus in different cultures?
Some of the ads you get bloody served up on social media nowadays.
Oh, you mean it's throwing things at you like, what do you think about this? What do you think about this? Like, what do you reckon about following this person? Maybe you'd like to follow this person rather than just your followers stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. Most of the stuff I say on these pages, I'm not even following, but yeah, you're right. It's, stuff because it used to be uh you know social media you just wanted to see your friends and what they post now they've adopted this infinite scroll uh idea where the idea is once you pick the app up they want you just stuck there forever yeah so they serve up all sorts of shit
Whereas it used to just be your mates. Yeah. I remember back in the day you would hit the end of Instagram pretty easy. You bring up Instagram, you scroll for like five minutes or something. You have no more posts of you.
No, no, no. You're not hitting the end ever again. No, no, no. That will never happen again.
They've designed it so that you can't. You will never hit the end. And yeah.
So, yeah, most of the shit's not even... They've also worked out that you don't just want to see pictures of things from people. You want to see videos of people talking about politics and stuff.
It's videos, yeah. Yeah. And, like, when that Charlie Kirk fella got shot in the head, shot in the neck, whatever, I watched the video because it was so full on. I was like, whoa, shit. And then I was like, huh, like Charlie Kirk did.
Yeah. I was like, no, I just saw that. Yeah, mine's the side of it I like things about Israel and Palestine now. I think I left it on at some stage. I don't like that stuff that much, to be honest.
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Chapter 6: What are the historical perspectives on the relationship between Jews and Jesus?
Hey, I've got a bit of information for you. You know our mate Matty K? Yeah. Gone from Instagram.
Special K. Gone too soon. Or has he blocked you?
No. You can't find him? He's gone.
What do you mean he's gone? He's gone. How do you know he's gone? Just try and find him. If I can find him and you can't, it's because he's blocked you. Yeah, here he is here, Medicare. Oh, has he blocked you? Nah, just joking.
He's gone. Or he's blocked me too. See the White House, not the strip club in New Zealand, but the presidential house in America. President Donald J. Trump put this photo on yesterday. It's definitely not photoshopped or anything. Says it will all work out well in the end.
Oh, great.
And my mum likes that picture. I was like, come on, mum.
Parents on social media, man.
Come on, mum. She just is a big fan of Donald. Yep. And he looked, I mean, if he looked like that, he's looking all right in that photo, but I don't think that's true. Is it because he stands up against the people that she doesn't like? He is against abortion. That's a good start. Oh, okay. And he's a man of Christian values, man. Is he? Donald Trump. He says he is.
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Chapter 7: How do various religious beliefs shape views on Jesus?
I saw the other day a picture of him wearing a cross.
Jesus. Jesus.
Jesus wearing a cross. That would be wearing the thing that killed you.
Yeah.
It's like Robin Bain wearing a gun.
Also, where'd you get that from? He hadn't been killed yet. He just loved crucifixions. How did you know?
He loved crucifixions well before he was crucified himself. As an art.
A great lover of crucifixions. A great lover of crucifixions. A practitioner.
It's an interesting one that Christians are not asking for that back as a penalty or anything like that. I suppose that would make it.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of discussing religious figures in casual settings?
And humiliation, yeah.
I thought the Romans, just quickly, I thought the Romans didn't want to, they were not that interested in killing Jesus. No, they weren't. It was the Jewish people that wanted to kill Jesus. That's right. Because he was speaking out against the Jewish, whatever it was.
But he was also saying he was the king. Yeah.
And they were like, that's a place for me. Don't know about that. That's a place for me. Don't know about that, bro. Hang on. So they wanted to kill him. Yeah. But they love him. Who, the Jewish people? Yeah. No, they don't love him. Do they not love him? Jesus, no, no. The Jewish people love Jesus. Jesus. Where have you been? I thought you were a Christian. It's like one of their main things.
Okay, so, because my mum's all about Israel for the Jews and blah, blah, blah, and all about Jesus.
This is an Old Testament, New Testament issue. Old Testament loves the Jews. God's chosen people. That's basically the Jewish Bible.
That's the Torah. Why are you teaching me about the Bible?
13 years of Catholic education. New Testament is Jesus. Christianity. And that's where a lot of the Abrahamic faiths split apart. So the Jewish religion believes a lot of the tenets that are in the Old Testament. They don't believe any of the New Testament part.
It's like the crazy Americans and stuff love the Jews, love the Jesus. Yeah, because they like all that Old Testament crap.
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