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The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

📻Top 5 Mums - The Radio Show

07 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.777 Jeremy Wells

The Hauraki Breakfast. Get set for winter with Budding's Trade.

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4.137 - 8.945 Manaia Stewart

The best way to catch up on what you missed. The Hauraki Breakfast radio show podcast.

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8.985 - 32.897 Jeremy Wells

Welcome along to the Hauraki Breakfast. Friday the 8th of May 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Manai Stewart. Happy Friday. We made it. Another five day working week. We haven't done it yet. Sorry, don't want to jinx it. It's only early days, mate. Yeah, this thing could really tip up last minute throughout the rest of this show. There's a case of red wine from the 70s over there. Careful.

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32.917 - 57.709 Jeremy Wells

Careful. Sure. We're on the greens though now. Not the yellows. The yellows. Sorry, the yellows. Every now and then you give away your lack of class. Yellow wine. I don't know how yellow goes at 6 or 4 in the morning. Especially a warm yellow. Yeah. Oh, is it? Yeah. Room temperature yellow. Sorry, chuck that in the fridge, would you? Room temperature yellow. Is that no good? Not really.

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58.37 - 73.45 Jeremy Wells

I've got to be honest, the only time I drink wine is when everything else has run out. It's sort of like the dregs at the after party. And that's always room temperature, so are you supposed to chill? All right, I'll go chuck one in the fridge. Big show coming up this morning. What's happening? Who knows?

73.47 - 79.819 Jeremy Wells

We don't know at this stage, but something good will probably materialise in the next three hours. Or it won't. Either way, great listening.

80.744 - 84.628 Unknown

Jirian Minaya, The Hodaki Breakfast. What's going on?

86.583 - 103.668 Jeremy Wells

What's going on in the police at the moment? What is going on in the police at the moment? Yeah. Well, there's always interesting stuff going on in the police, isn't there? Oh, yeah. And look, first off, shout out to the cops. Yep. Pay them. Pay the bloody fire and ambulance fellas as well. Pay the bloody nurses while you're in there.

103.688 - 105.01 Unknown

Pay the teachers. Do you pay the teachers?

Chapter 2: How did caning become a topic of discussion?

2180.112 - 2199.202 Jeremy Wells

Nah, just joking. Really? I didn't know. Jeez, imagine that. I mean, that would be a nice Mother's Day gift for my mum. Yeah. What's your Mother's Day gift from Jeremy? Well, he talked about how many sexual partners I've had on the radio. Please welcome, to verify, Cheryl Wells. Wouldn't do that to you, Gerry.

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Chapter 3: What is the history of caning in New Zealand schools?

2199.643 - 2228.093 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, Liam's just texted in here, top five mums, which we want to do next. Gerry's mum and her two sexual partners. And today, because it's Mother's Day, we're looking for the top five mums. Yeah, that's right. Get your text in, 3483. Or give us a call, 0800-HOURAKI, 0800-428-725. On the line is Jerry's mum. No. Robbie's text in, Stifler's mum gets my vote. Cheers, Robbie. Love Stifler's mum.

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2228.533 - 2252.728 Jeremy Wells

Who doesn't? Who doesn't? Top five. Richard sent through his own entire top five. Top five mums. Yep. Yo mama. The Holy Virgin Mary, Mother of God. A great mother. Mother Russia. Mother Russia. Oh, the country. Yeah, I can. Mrs. Bain. Margaret Bain. Would you put her on the list? Margaret Bain. Margaret Bain. Someone put her on the list. Margaret Bain.

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2252.708 - 2270.312 Jeremy Wells

She was an interesting one, Margaret Bain, wasn't she? She had the lists that she'd write in her diary each day of the children in terms of her favourite to least favourite of the week. Did she? Who'd done the best. She'd rank them in the top five, yeah. Well, there were five, weren't there? Yeah, she'd rank them. And David was often at the top.

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2270.432 - 2289.243 Jeremy Wells

Well, I know what next week's top five's going to be then. And they had big plans, David and Margaret, for what they were going to do with every streak. The house. Oh, really? Yeah, they were going to do some alterations. I think David was going to have a really good room, and I think Margaret was going to have a good room. Poor old Robin. He was still out in the caravan. In the caravan.

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2289.303 - 2318.119 Jeremy Wells

Bloody hell. Mrs. Bain. Mrs. Ruder. Mrs. Ruder. Really? Mrs. Ruder. Not Mama Ruder. Not to be confused with Mama Ruder. Mama Ruder being your mother. Yeah. Mrs. Ruder being your partner. Wife and mother of my children. So I would accept Mrs. Rooter. I reckon that this texter is thinking Mama Rooter. Yeah, I think they're thinking of Mama Rooter, yeah. With a cane. My top five. Mama Rooter caning.

2318.268 - 2343.336 Jeremy Wells

How about Judy Bailey, mother of the nation, has to be in the top five. If you say so. Of course, Judy Bailey, great, lovely, lovely woman, Judy. Liam Sexton, his own top five as well. Susie Cato, Gerry's mum and her two sexual partners. I don't know if Susie Cato is a mother. I don't know if that... Anyway. I think a lot of people consider her to be a mother. Mum.

2343.356 - 2366.178 Jeremy Wells

So my mother and their two sexual partners? And their two sexual partners, yeah. So that's four. I think that's one entry. She gets a plus two. Okay. Mum. M-U-M-M. Oh, the champagne. The champagne. Mother Teresa. Yeah. There's been a, tell you what, there's some, I read the other day, there's some information come out on Mother Teresa. Oh God, there's a piece on Mother Teresa now?

2366.198 - 2395.537 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, not great. Stepmom category. Oh, okay. I knew it was going to go there. I knew it was going to go there. Stacey's mum, Lisa Ann. Do you know who Lisa Ann is? Lisa Ann? No. Ruda? I've never heard of Lisa Ann. Has anyone texted about the mummy time mum yet? Oh, my friend's ex-girlfriend's mother that he had a liaison with. In my top five. Yeah, well, mummy time, of course.

2395.557 - 2418.546 Jeremy Wells

And what we didn't say about that story or what we omitted from the story was the vestibule the next morning. Yeah. There was the incident in the vestibule on the way out, the parting gift. Light hand relief. Speaking of, Claire Huxtable is the best of us, and Sam has suggested Lois Griffin keep the text coming through on 3483, or you can give us a call, 0800 Hauraki, 0800 428 725 Top 5 Mums.

Chapter 4: How does the reintroduction of caning in Singapore affect education?

2584.775 - 2606.614 Jeremy Wells

Yes. I will accept that. You will accept Julie Coney? Yeah. Stifler's mum. Can I nominate myself? Mother Russia. Okay, they are coming in thick and fast. There is a prohibitive favourite. There is a clear number one, I think. Can I also put and vote in for the goat in the boat? Oh, yes. Oh, new mother. Yeah, soon to be a mother.

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2606.735 - 2626.827 Jeremy Wells

Look, she's declared for the draft, and she will be a number one pick, but I just don't know if we're at draft day yet. Lisa Carrington, one of the greats. How about, oh, what about Octomom? Will you accept Octomom? Octomom. Yeah. Successful, a very successful mother if you're looking at, in terms of attrition rates. Luke from Rag's been on the line for three working days. Morning, Luke.

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2626.847 - 2629.311 Jeremy Wells

What's your entry for top five mums?

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2629.578 - 2648.421 Unknown

Morning, fellas. Yeah, so every town's got one of these, but the particular stretch of road from the bridge into town, Mum's on Parade. I think every town's got a section of road that you can just sort of cruise past and see that every day, usually around 9, 9.20 and then a 3 o'clock pick-up.

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2648.441 - 2656.952 Jeremy Wells

Yeah, you'll get a 3. So I think that'd be like Oriental Parade in Wellington. I think it'd be Tameki Drive in Auckland. What is it in Raglan? Is there one down in Raglan?

2657.253 - 2673.435 Unknown

Well, you don't have any roads, so it's just a stretch of Wainui from the bridge into town. And it's one of those old-school footpaths real close to the road. Ah, yes. Gotcha. So you can really, you know, just drive back and forth on there when you've got a crushed finger on your day off for the next two weeks.

2674.136 - 2675.878 Jeremy Wells

Good ad for Lululemon?

2677.18 - 2688.378 Unknown

They've got a bit of Lululemon, yeah. I think fitness wear seems to come out more. along that stretch of road than it does anywhere else in town. Gotcha. And I'm not opposed to that.

2688.879 - 2704.827 Jeremy Wells

You're painting a vivid picture, Luke from Rags. Thanks very much for the call. Sonia Gray, mother of Lotto. Cheryl West is getting a lot of votes on 3483 for our top five mothers. All right, let us go to... Oh, what about a soccer mom?

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