FantasyPros - Fantasy Football Draft Court: CMC, Justin Jefferson & Travis Kelce on Trial! (Ep. 2085)

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The Herd with Colin Cowherd 1h 3m 8 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Brooke (Host) 0:00
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Joe Pisapia 0:35
All rise. The court is in session. Judge Joey has officially returned for season two of Fantasy Draft Court. And today with me, two lawyers of varying styles. First, we have Andrew Erickson looking very, very smart in his glasses. The hair is combed properly. He's wearing a jacket. And then next to him, I've got, I don't know, it's like my cousin Vinny over here. Here's Derek Brown just wearing a black t-shirt, basically, into my courtroom. Sir, have you no respect for this court? Sir, yes, Cousin Vinny is always my style, and I'm the public defender. I'm the voice of the people, okay? So I don't get all this glitz and glam and get to dress up fancy like Mr. Erickson over here. You could at least go to Kohl's and try to buy something off the rack to impress me here in the court today.
Joe Pisapia 1:29
Kirk Cousins went through there and wiped the entire place out. That was unavailable to me, sir. Fair enough. He has been very busy and he does make a lot of money. Andrew Erickson, I appreciate that you today have come prepared. It looks like visually, and I believe also with some statistics to back up some of your opinions on today's episode of Draft Court. As people can see, I've also bought a new wig. So Andrew Erickson, I have gone for the little bit longer version here in season two. Season one, my curls were kind of, uh, I don't know, man.

What is Fantasy Draft Court and how will today’s format work?

Joe Pisapia 2:00
It's the humidity. Something was off there. Maybe it was just kind of packed away too long. So I've got a new wig, and Andrew, I want you to tell me the truth. Will this give you nightmares tonight as you try to lay your head down to sleep?
Pat Fitzmaurice 2:12
Cannot confirm nor deny those claims, Sir Judge Judy. Sir Judge Judy! Even better.
Joe Pisapia 2:18
Even better, sir. Can I point out to the court that there is a bald spot in said wig before we get rolling? I don't know if it's a bald spot. I think it's just kind of like... There's an absence of curls there. It just unpacked yesterday. It's not really a bald spot. It's more of a... Oh, you need to brush it? No, I'm afraid to brush it. I think what we're trying to do is we're trying to just make sure that the curls are starting to open up a little bit.
Andrew Erickson 2:42
That's what it is.
Joe Pisapia 2:42
It was vacuum sealed, like everything you buy nowadays. It's like vacuum sealed and you open it up and it has to breathe a little bit. I think just it needs to breathe a little bit. Maybe I'll get one of those creepy mannequin heads from my office.
Unknown 2:51
The Timo Judge wig?
Yeah.
Joe Pisapia 2:55
Watch your ass, Brown. We're not getting off to a good start here already. All right. So for those of you who might not know what we're doing today, I'm going to tell you. It's a little thing called Fantasy Court. We're going to talk about two players going back and forth. Actually, five players. What am I saying? Five players. We're going to go back and forth with these two yahoos and their opinions about where they have them in their ranks. They will defend their rankings of said players. And then we're going to put it to you, the people right here watching the program. And we want you to decide ultimately who's Who is right and who is wrong? Because this is the People's Show here on Fantasy Pros. We want you to like this video.
Joe Pisapia 3:32
We want you to subscribe to the Fantasy Pros YouTube channel here. And gentlemen, without further ado, let's bring up our first... I don't want to say offender, but I just watched his workout video, and I'm just weirded out.

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