The Hoely Hour
Episodes
Unsolicited Feedback with Abby Acone
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Our guest this week is Emmy Award Winning Meteorologist & News Anchor, Abby Acone! Abby reads some interesting "fan" DMs and shares about her queer aw...
Where the F*ck is the Whimsey?
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
One of you cutie patooties wrote in asking us to talk about girlhood, and girlhood we talked about indeed. And we miss it. Also side note we were tes...
Have You Heard About This?
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Liz reads Amelia read an interesting Craigslist ad, and no, it's actually weirder than you're picturing. What would you do if someone told you to "dre...
WuThERiNg hEiGhTs
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Wuthering is a stupid word. You know it, we know it, Margo Robbie knows it. We discuss the discource around the movie, a search engine to let you find...
Fraternity from Weapons
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We look to Reddit to see what people are asking men! Turns out they're asking men how they feel about being eternal bachelors and sharing hard-learned...
He's Giving Dog
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve heard of horoscopes, but have you heard of judging people based on what role they played when they played house in preschool? We discuss what...
Dating on Stage with Alli Goldberg
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Our guest this week is comedian Alli Goldberg! Alli is the mastermind of "Love Isn't Blind," a live dating show where the men can't speak. In fact, yo...
Indoctrinate Me, Daddy
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The world is on fire! Everything is bad! But did you know that it’s scientifically proven that optimism and consuming good content is good for your ...
Going Out Fedora
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A listener writes in to tell us about a date so bad, she saged her bed after. It is indeed sage-worthy. We read a few more emails and talk about de-ce...
Big Boy
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia creates a fake scenario for Liz to get mad about and people are addicted to porn at a shocking level. What’s worse: someone calling your boyf...
2026 Predictions and Ins & Outs
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Liz shares her Ins & Outs (spoiler: bangs made the list again), and Amelia shares her 2026 predictions, including bald being IN! You heard it here fir...
Go F*ck Megan
02 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
WE’RE BAAAAACK! Amelia’s driving this week’s episode which means it has zero structure and we take about 3 hours to get to the actual topic. We ...
A Real Fake B*tch
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liz and Amelia discuss dating trend predictions for 2026! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information abou...
My Little Chiquita Banana
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This might come as a shock, but we came with actual topics today and ended up talking about none of them. Listen as we discuss “shrekking”, female...
A Discrete Handjob
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PRESIDENT DJT CONFIRMED BISEXUAL! While Trump sucks off Bill Clinton, Liz and Amelia cover topics ranging from prenupts to adult circumcision. Hosted ...
The Coconut Did Not Consent
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know 'em, you love 'em, Amelia is assaulting Liz's thoughts with 'em. TikTok Sexy Chefs (which is mostly one man making a coconut squirt) is back ...
Gooning With Ur Boys
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Article's from today's episode: The Goon Squad by Daniel Kolitz for Harper's Magazine. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolit...
Men's Appreciation Week!
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You read that right, folks! We love men!!! What do small gestures and small ankles have in common? They both make Amelia horny apparently. Liz thirsts...
My Boyfriend Is AI
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone is talking about AI, including this podcast! Big tech is giving up on using AI to cure cancer and going all in on porn. People are trading in...
YAPPY HOUR: Small Town Furries
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AI is ruining the internet for furries, women should be bartering sexual labor for fine jewelry (Patriarchy at Tiffany's), and ovaries are really cool...
Sex Magic or Sex Tragic with Leah Knauer
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Hoely Hour returns with a hilarious and witchy guest, Leah Knauer! We play a game of "Sex Magic or Sex Tragic?" and get a special oracle card read...
THE BROELY HOUR
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It finally happened: we had the boyfriends co-host with us. They answer questions about the male loneliness epidemic, advice for couples moving in tog...
REPLAY: Threesome Thots
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
OUR NUMBER ONE EPISODE OF ALL TIME! (And some updates on what's changed since then!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz...
REPLAY: Lung-popping Masturbation
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
When you jork it so good you bust a lung. Listen to a replay of our #2 top episode of all time, featuring an intro from Liz, where she reads an ad she...
3 Inch Pecker, feat. Frank
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia interviews Frank this week and asks some questions that all women (just Amelia) are dying to know. We also discuss some penis facts that you’...
REPLAY: Itty Bitty Tittysode
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liz reintroduces our #3 episode of all time with some new updates! (Warning: you have some homework...)
REPLAY: I Am The Captain Now
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia reminisces on her all time favorite episode which is, of course, the first time she talks about Frank.
The Summer I Turned Into A Sociopath feat. Mr. Liz
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Girl chore or boy chore? Liz and Mr. Liz determine who should do which chores in a relationship. What's like the opposite of a dating coach? Mr. Liz d...
REPLAY: Attack of the Femcels!
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Amelia introduces our #4 top episode of all time, which is an absolute doozy of an episode. We discuss the female delusion calculator, some...
REPLAY: Goldilocks & The Three Dicks
02 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Liz reminisces on one of her favorite episodes where she regales the story of The Titanic Butt Plug Incident.
YAPPY HOUR: Coldplay Is For Cheaters
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E235: Is watching porn cheating, or is it just a solo side quest? Speaking of cheating...there's nothing quite like getting exposed for infidelity on ...
THOT LEADERS: Getting Fingerblasted At Beetlejuice Musical (The Musical)
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E234: Amelia learns some shocking common knowledge, losers are creating AI girlfriends to abuse (fork found in kitchen), and the girls talk about the ...
YAPPY HOUR: Ok, Don’t Freak Out
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E233: What do Lauren Sanchez’s wedding dress, facial filler migration, and a cryptic “don’t freak out” phone call have in common? All of them ...
THOT LEADERS: Let Sabrina Carpenter Be a Sub
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E232: The internet is once again divided about how a woman should be, and I’m sure you can imagine hwo we feel about that. Also, Liz is starting ket...
YAPPY HOUR: A Flip-flop to the Face
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E231: Liz and Amelia recount Amelia's wild birthday weekend, hangover and all. Amelia and Liz read Reddit stories featuring a crazy gaslighter and a b...
YAPPY HOUR: Sydney Sweeney’s Bath Water
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Frank bought a hat and we talk about it for the first 6 minutes. Should Sydney Sweeney be selling her bath water? Should height filters on dating apps...
FROM THE VAULT: Ex-spiration
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E229: An old episode we never released because the audio sounds like sh*t. But if you can get past that, you'll be thoughtfully entertained by an insa...
THOT LEADERSHIP: A Woman's Right to Personhood
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E228: What do sex dolls and brain dead human incubators have in common? Neither of them can consent to what is being done to them, which makes them ri...
YAPPY HOUR: Make It the Girth of My Wrist
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrate the biggest Deepfake porn site — MrDeepFakes — beng shut down by giving yourself the first FDA approved at-home pap smear! How much mone...
MAILBAG: Are You There God? It's Me, The Sacred Feminine
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
E226: The Socrates of our listeners explores why men are taught to betray their feminine traits in a beautifully written email, and another listener a...
YAPPY HOUR: Let Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Cook
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls discuss the cringiest things they did while dating. Can 100 men win against 1 silverback gorilla? Do we really need sperm racing? Is Jordon ...
E224 MAILBAG: Help! Your Boyfriends Voted for Trump!
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two of our listeners wrote in about their partners voting for Trump, and one of them gave us a relationship update! We also share some stellar listene...
E223 Two Unsolicted Dick Pics
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dating apps don’t care about you, your friends are always going to date men that are bad for them (so how should we deal with it?) and tech bros are...
E222 White Lotusode
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to two unqualified film and television critics share their personal analysis of the season 3 finale of The White Lotus! (Also, let us know what...
E221 The Year Of Edging
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It finally happened. We came prepared with the same topiques today. We discuss Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell’s fuckesance (fuck renissance), Hailey...
E220 Misogynosis
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Misogynosis: when a misogynist experiences psychosis and starts keeping a detailed journal about every move their office crush makes. There's a new ST...
E219 Braincell Gone Wild
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TW: discussion of child predators Oh we are SO BACK. After a couple of weeks of life events and technical difficulties, we hit the ground running dis...
E218 Yappin' With A Dating App Founder
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia is drivin' the Hoe Wagon(tm) alone this week and has a yap with Daniel Mossaband, founder of Firefly, a new dating app. Will AI know us better ...
E217 Taking Matters Into My Own Ass
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The man in your life has decorative throw pillows? Someone cooked here. The girls discuss “the grandmother theory” of evolution, as well as Trump ...
E216 A Girl & Her Notes App
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentine's Day, angels! Liz hosts a solo-sode and what better way to celebrate The Big VD (we know what we said) than by sharing some of detail...
E215 Make Republicans Mitt Romney Again
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia didn’t understand the assignment and wrote a bunch of compliments about Liz and proceeded to get dragged in response. Liz reads a ranking of ...
E214 Migraine Bean Flick
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liz's infamous "Naked Neighbors" make a special and rare appearance, with live reactions and narration from Amelia & Liz. The girls play a game of "my...
E213 An Ouroboros of Ass-Eating
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, here we are again. We are worse off than we were last week, Elon is a n*zi, and Melania absolutely doms Trump. We also discuss an absolutely hor...
E212 Yearning 365
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FIRST EPISODE OF 2025 BAYBEEE! Amelia and Liz share their list of "Ins and Outs" for 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
E211 A Can of BUSH'S Baked
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The girls discuss the Lily Phillips situation of sleeping with 100 men in one day, and the correlation (and maybe causation?) between violence against...
E210 Cumversation
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cumversation: talking about where you’re going to cum BEFORE sex so everyone is enthusiastically consenting. Amelia has a list of sexual health upda...
E209 Bimbofication
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard of “micro-cheating”? TL;DR: don’t think about hot people. The girls (of course) dissolve into a conversation about the state of t...
E208 Butt Dickkiss
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing says "Thanksgiving Weekend" like a game of Football or Drained Balls. Liz and Amelia talk about The Substance and read a visceral listener Ene...
E207 Hating Nick Fuentes (The Great Unifier)
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well, America. We did it again (derogatory). The girls discuss the hell we’ve once again found ourselves in, we assign sexual orientation to your ev...
E206 Your Enemies, Our Podcast
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a dark time in Herstory, but hopefully this episode brings a little light to your day. You wrote in with YOUR enemies of the pod, and we're thril...
E205 Amelia's Colonoscopy
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liz is in Paris and Amelia got her booty plundered by a camera and feels the urgent need to remind you the importance of getting your colon checked. L...
E204 Phantom Erection Syndrome
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some sex disorders sound fake but are real, and some are real but sound fake, so Amelia puts Liz to the test. The girls also discuss a listener’s ex...
E203 A White Man's Work Ethic
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't let monogamy stop you from meeting the next woman you'll cheat on! Condoms are like tampons: you should just have them on hand for whoever might...
E202 Second Wife Energy
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liz and Amelia open up the mailbag and discuss a potentially shady boyfriend, and an absolutely shady ex boyfriend. We love hearing from y’all pleas...
E201 Yapception (Pt. II)
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We finally cringed our way to the end of our first ever episode, and ultimately are so grateful we’ve grown up. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
E200 Yapception (Part I)
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S OUR 200TH EPISODE! Amelia and Liz re-listen to their very first episode and reflect on what still rings true and what makes them cringe. Turns ou...
E199 Math for Dudes Who Rock
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What is the mathematical value of a high value man? Because the math ain't mathing. If Diet Pepsi is girlhood then womanhood is moving to Colorado dur...
E198 Up & Cumming
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia gets to put her favorite pasttime of making everything into a pun to good use in this week’s game “Hard Dick or Just a Trick?”, where Liz...
E197 Joking Out Of Your League
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some things are just offensive, you know? Liz and Amelia discuss whether or not certain situations are a joke or if people are trying to catch that sm...
E196 Never Not Mewing
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favorite GigaChad, Mr. Liz, fills in for Amelia this week. Liz and Mr. Liz tell each other their least favorite things about each other, th...
E195 Much Ado About Ballerina Farm
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Leave Ballerina Farm ALONE! Or free Ballerina Farm? Idk but it's probably not that serious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...
E194 Supple Knockers
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is an official PSA to authors to stop writing sex scenes like y’all do. We discuss Mercury messing with everyone’s lives, the “backroom cas...
E193 Horny Fairy Ghost
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of two ladies talking about whatever they want and sometimes sex and dating. The Year Of The Girl is in full swing and...
E192 A NyQuil Ego Death
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the cool kids are getting covid! Liz has a weed/Nyquil/My Big Fat Greek Wedding-assisted realization about what her life motivtors have been. We d...
E191 Jack In This Box
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gather round, children, and listen to the tale of the Delta Lounge Leech. You're gonna be mad when you hear what's been found in tampons. New fear unl...
E190 The Shakespeare of Penis
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was powered by AI and d*ck (literally and metaphorically). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
E189 Dwight, Dipsh*t or Droid? with Chesko
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia is lucky enough to co-host with Chesko (AKA The Speech Prof) this week. Did you know that it’s basically impossible to determine who said a q...
E188 Wife Bad
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fellas, is it gay to love your wife? We discuss the phenomenon of men pretending(?) to hate their wives (with a special drop-in contribution from Mr. ...
E187 Top Gun/Bottom Gun
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have a running list of baby names and pet names in your phone or are you boring? Everything has a sexual orientation, even if it's an inanimate...
E186 We're Sorry and You're Welcome
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The title of this episode might as well be the name of the whole podcast. Amelia has the novel Coronavirus, we have a very long discussion about Costc...
E185 We Love Wives
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's better than befriending the wives and girlfriends of your boyfriend's friends? Learn what you hate about yourself based on which Girls characte...
E184 Gotta Kiss A Few Horsemen
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have all dated the Four Horsemen of Your Twenties, unfortunately. But we're all better for it. Liz and Amelia discuss Taylor Swift (and...disagree ...
E183 Bung-a-hoes
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bonobos are so women in STEM if u really think about it. What's it called if you and a friend have done the deed on the same bed at different times? A...
E182 Rightsflation
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rights don’t grow on trees, so we discuss a foolproof solution. Liz has some super exciting news, Amelia talks about the trauma of civic duty, and w...
E181 Hey Girlie!
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been Elle Woods'd? (When your ex gets engaged to someone else after blindsiding you.) Or worse, have you ever been Hey Girlie'd? Old peo...
E180 The Devil You Don't
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amelia went to Coachella this past weekend and is prepared to make it her entire personality for the next month. Olivia Rodrigo’s bonus track “obs...
E179 Praying 4 Ur Drywall
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liz thinks she's an influencer and goes into detail about her incredibly extra shower routine. Amelia shares a "not surprised but still disappointed" ...
E178 Alpha Male Camp
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You read that right, folks. Not only do we hear about Amelia’s first exposure to a penis being a one-balled wonder; we dissect the existence of MDK,...
E177 Sad & Important
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
AI is everywhere, and it's coming for your job, even if you're a dominatrix! Liz and Amelia also talk about "Quiet on Set" and the horrific abuse form...
E176 Burning Questions, Featuring Frank
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While Liz is on vacation with Mr.Liz, Amelia has roped Frank into cohosting a mini-sode! Through the horrible microphone quality (Amelia is technologi...
E175 Incelmania
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
RIP bell hooks, you would have loved The Hoely Hour. How long should it take you to get over your cheating ex? Experts (us) say "whenever the f*ck you...
E174 Too Busy Fisting the Dough
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we learn that Amelia is like…very into TikToks of hot men having sex with cooking ingredients(?), we discuss the shift in how men a...
E173 Split The Bill Or Split Up?
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sprinkle Sprinkle! Ladies, if you don't want to split the bill on your first date, just stare at him when the bill comes! Liz and Amelia get back to t...
E172 The History of the IUD
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liz takes us on a herstorical journey and shares the history of the IUD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
E171 P*ssy Goblet
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did you hear Travis Kelce SLAPPED Chirs Rock at the Tony's?! Liz has a PSA: A Public Service Annoyance: why aren't there more copper IUD options in th...
E170 Home Wrecker Kink
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the vast and inspiring potential of the world of sex position superheroes. Does Ariana Grande have a home wrecker kink? Spo...
E169 Big D*ck Killa
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alexa, play "Doink" by BDK. Does the feminine voice default on AI assistants enforce gender bias stereotypes? We don't know, but we DO discuss an arti...
E168 The Note Is To Not
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW: sexual assault and human trafficking.This week started with a conversation about men thinking that humming on vaginas feels good (?) and ended wit...
E167 I Can't Believe I Shaved My Bush for This!
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode of Two Dumb Sluts, Amelia joins Reddit (hello candy crush community), Liz announces her candidacy for President with the platfo...
E166 I Lost My Virginity At Balto
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back at it again, somehow talking about our fear of apes, threatening incel livelihoods, and more Harry Potter fan fiction all within the same...