Liam Nearly Started a Riot, Falcon Joined a Cult
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Which embarrassing icebreaker question kicks off the episode?
Just before we start, got a little question for you, Jack. Go on. Would you rather your search history be read at your wedding or your intrusive thoughts played on a screen at your funeral? Search history at your wedding. Oh.
Intrusive thoughts playing at a funeral. You've already read my search history on this podcast, which was one of the most embarrassing moments of my whole life. Okay, so I'm just going to give everyone a little recap. No, no, you don't have to.
No, yes, I will because we share the same YouTube. You don't have to. And I was looking at the history and it was all like four ways to last longer in bed. No, dude. How to get a better draw line. Fuck, man.
Oh! Oh my God. That is loose. It just popped up.
I just clicked on it. Like Kegel exercises to last longer in bed. All these things. And that's just scratching the surface. I only went like a month down.
Why do you always do this? You do it to yourself. You do it to yourself. Sorry for wanting to improve in my life. Yeah, right. But I actually got a few ponies from those videos. Yeah, because you can watch it and then it doesn't come up. Yeah, exactly. So, my intrusive thoughts. Well, you're dead. Once you're dead, you're dead. So, like, fuck it. Oh, but then people were like, that stains your name forever.
Like, intrusive thoughts. I know you've thought about your mum and dad, like, getting it on. You always say that. You always go, met your mum and dad banging. And you're like, what the fuck? Talking about your mum and dad, not mine.
Oh my God. I've actually heard you say some things, eh? So when did you search? Did she come here? On your wedding day. But then you're breaking up. Nah, nah. Okay. I'd rather, yeah, when you're dead. Ignorance is bliss.
You won't even know. That name is stained forever. That clerk of yours. Yeah, true. At burial ground, he's just freak. Just like suspect.
Has there ever been a time when you genuinely thought you were going to die? We've got Liam in the room with us right now, our beautiful housemate.
Because he's got a great story to tell us about the time he thought he was going to die with Bam Bam Bible Filming. And I also thought he was going to die. So did I. I thought I was going to die, to be honest.
Yeah, do you know what? I kind of had a thought I might die as well. I thought a lot of people were going to die that day. Yeah, yeah. There was a lot of people that were going to die that day. But, like, growing up, I think I… I remember one time I had dogs come up to me. They didn't attack me or anything. Oh yeah. But I remember dogs like maybe the size of me coming near me. And I was like a plant. I was like a plant stuck me and Callum. And then they started licking us.
And I was like any minute now… It could change real quick. I don't think much… Bounding over.
I got a feeling for you. You get this feeling a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I could go on the way driving here actually. Yeah like… I reckon once a day actually I'd see you with fear in your face like you're gonna die. Yeah. I had a pack of a little Jack Russell circle of me. I had one, which I have spoken about in the podcast a long time ago, but it's a long story, but in short, it was egging cars when I was like 16 and this guy we found out later got out of prison and he turned the car back around and... chased us with a metal bat and I got stuck in the doorway, like the front doorway. I wasn't in the house. I was just up next to a plant with a white tee shirt on and the frigging sensor light came on and he was doing, he didn't see me, and he was doing laps with the metal pole, beating the shit out of cars and everything.
It was like two in the morning going, get out, I'm going to,
kill you oh my god literally next to me pretty much and i i just visioned my funeral everything and it was genuinely the most scared i've ever been in my life remember that when i got that's like that feeling when the car stops and you're like that's kind of why you do it like why you do it at my grandma's house and that guy come around the backyard Oh my God. So we were having a birthday party.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Which embarrassing icebreaker question kicks off the episode?
0:00–4:37
2
When do they introduce Liam and ask if anyone thought they'd die?
4:37–14:15
3
How did the Impractical Jokers punishment with Bam Bam get set up?
14:15–24:59
4
What went wrong during Liam’s press‑conference punishment that nearly started a riot?
24:59–34:58
5
How did the crew handle the fallout after the crowd turned hostile?
34:58–38:03
6
What unexpected lessons did Liam take away from the prank experience?
38:03–40:50