Shut Up & Sing: Jann Arden is "Irrelevant"
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How is Caitlin's house-hunting update — are they about to put an offer on the home?
Hello and welcome to the Jan Arden Podcast. I am here with Caitlin Green. Sarah Burke is, I think, somewhere in southern Ontario. I have seen pictures of a yoga mat, weights, water, a dock. So that's anybody's guess. Caitlin, we have no idea where she is. She could be at one of... Several Airbnbs that her and her family have rented because they're house hunting. And I guess we'll just start out by asking you how it's going. And yeah, are you using a hot plate and a tea kettle to eat ramen every day or what's happening with you?
Not yet, but really, truly thank God for Uber Eats and DoorDash and the various takeout places near us. We have a kitchen. I just don't have the energy or the bandwidth to cook, but we do have a very nice kitchen in our present Airbnb. But at time of recording, we are hoping to offer on a home. Is it the one you sent us? It is. Yeah. That's beautiful. So exciting. Isn't it? Yeah. So I never want to get my hopes up now because we've lost so many. So but we're trying again. Another kick at the can. And for our listeners, Jan and Sarah were asking me about about it while I was physically in the house. So I sent them video and photos. So hopefully that's the one. We'll find out soon. And next week, I'll either sound really, really depressed on the podcast, and you'll know why, or I'll be elated and maybe have a different background.
Yeah, we were like blowing up the group chat and I felt bad because I knew Caitlin was like, Caitlin rarely has do not disturb on her phone. But when she's house hunting, she has do not disturb on her phone. Yeah. And I was like, oh, God, we're blowing it up. But I just had the funniest AI images of Jan and Caitlin coming up for like our YouTube thumbnails that I couldn't not share. I was like sitting here dying alone. I had to text. They are out of control.
They are crazy.
Yeah.
I had a nose ring last week.
Did we talk about that? We have to talk about this. Here, let me bring up the picture. Hold on.
So in the AI episode, they gave me a nose ring. I keep waiting for Caitlin to have like six fingers and three nostrils. Like AI makes very odd choices.
OK, here's an example. And like, I look like I've had Botox and potentially surgery, a lot of surgery. My nose looks different. And then I was like, oh, wait a second. So I zoomed in on this photo only to find that Jan is a nose ring.
They made Jan a little more rock and roll.
You look like a morning show host on a rock radio station. And Caitlin, they've been giving you hair extensions without your knowledge.
They want me to have long hair again. So I don't get it. I was like, whoever is doing this AI, is it the same AI you've been using? It's not a ho.
So we use Riverside to record our podcast, as do many podcasters. And there's just some like AI tools, right? Like you have a little toolkit of things you can do. And if I don't have to do graphic design, because guess what? I'm not very skilled at it, then great, right? So if it's a guest, I have their headshot to work with sometimes. But in this case, I'm like giving it a title and being like, make this look okay. And sometimes there's just extra appendages and such.
Yeah.
It's kind of like Mitch McConnell's recent proof of life photo.
The proof of life videos when he's asked questions and he's just he's he is dead. He's just his body hasn't been given the memo yet.
Thumbs up. Like I was like, this is when they released the photo, first of all, with him and his wife, who only just came back from her trip to China and didn't comment on his health and well-being the whole time she was gone, which was weeks and weeks of him being in the hospital. So they posed for this photo together. But like this is the best he's looked in 20 years. Like Mitch McConnell has not looked this good or like lifelike. He hasn't had this much color in his face for so long that I just really I mean, at the very least, he's using the Kardashians like Photoshopper because he looked he was glowing. He was positively angelic.
Yeah.
Wow. And Lindsey Graham passed over. And there's a lot of quite funny memes.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
How is Caitlin's house-hunting update — are they about to put an offer on the home?
0:08–7:12
2
What funny and concerning AI image examples did they share about nose rings and altered photos?
7:12–14:38
3
How did the hosts react to political photo/obituary practices and recent public figure coverage?
14:38–35:48
4
What progressive initiatives is New York's mayor proposing for families and first-spouse roles?
35:48–51:49