Episode 888 | "Digital Gloryhole"

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What housekeeping, introductions, and banter open Episode 888?

Joe Budden (Host) 0:00
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Address it. I just thought about what he said. I'm like, wait a minute. I know that Freeze has it out for me. No, I don't.
Stop with the narrative. No, I don't.
Joe Budden (Host) 0:46
I love everybody up here and I just want to have a great pod. I don't have it out for anybody. You're not doing that. Nope. But when you lead with what you was leading with. I didn't lead. I replied to you because I heard what you said. I'm on my phone. I said the internet was calling me a sellout. Right. And then you said, that's not what sellout means. And I'm like, well, yes it does. Well, first of all, I was talking to Parks. First of all, I was talking to Parks. You said it out loud. But Parks called me a sellout too. I did, yeah. And I said, that's not what sellout means. But no point in fighting it. And then Parks agreed. And that should have been the end. But that is what sellout means. What does sellout mean?
Joe Budden (Host) 1:37
Why they called you a sellout? Let's see if you're a sellout for real. Let's see, let's see. This is the real test of sellout. They called me a sellout because I picked Jake Paul in my Netflix. Because I gave my calculated opinion on what I thought the outcome of the game would be. This is boxing analysis. No, no, it's calculated. That's not why I called your son off.
Oh, then why?
Joe Budden (Host) 2:03
Because what you said before the camera cut off about the same fight. Oh, this nigga ratting. That's crazy. This nigga vicious. This little vicious right here.
Mark Lamont Hill 2:15
That's right.
Joe Budden (Host) 2:15
I didn't say what he said. Ain't but two things you can say. Word.
Mark Lamont Hill 2:19
It's a 50-50 ball.
Joe Budden (Host) 2:20
We know what's up. Wow, Breeze. You took it down. He said he'd take it further. You could have just left me alone. But I didn't. We didn't have to bring it to air. Yo, I didn't say he shot him.
Mark Lamont Hill 2:33
Yo, I didn't say he shot him. I'm just saying, he said he didn't shoot him. I'm saying, and he lying. Early, right.
Joe Budden (Host) 2:40
Yo, I'm just saying. His ear was messed up after. He had a gun. He said his ear was ringing for a week. Yo, man. Please don't stop. I'm here in peace. Me too. I'm here in peace. Thank you. I'm so tired of ordering motherfucking salad. I've been eating salad all week. I know it's bad because I take the thing and do it like cereal to my mouth. I'd be with you. The dressing. The dressing. What kind of dressing? It'd be dressing. That's a good question. It was white balsamic yesterday. But you got to stop with the dressing. But at least it's a vinaigrette.
Mona (Imani / Monae) - Identified as Mona 3:16
You want the man to eat plain salad? Listen, hold on.
Joe Budden (Host) 3:20
I'm not Bugs Bunny. I'm not doing it.
Mona (Imani / Monae) - Identified as Mona 3:22
When we first talked about it, I'm like, Joe, what kind of dressing are you going to use? He's like, the good ones. Ranch. I'm like... When you supposed to do vinaigrette to like homemade olive oil lemon juice, it's like, I'm already eating a salad. I'm not fucking around. Word. It's steps, my nigga. Let us get there. The dressing is the worst part, though. If you're going to eat a salad with the wrong dressing, you might as well eat a bowl of cereal.
Joe Budden (Host) 3:42
She's right. She's not right. I get it. Let me tell you what I order.
Mona (Imani / Monae) - Identified as Mona 3:46
It's so much sugar in dressing and like stuff in dressing.
Joe Budden (Host) 3:49
Give me ranch dressing with a side of salad. There's still nutrients in the salad that wouldn't be in cereal.
Yes.
Joe Budden (Host) 3:54
And fiber. You'd be wrong about shit. Like that pubic hair shit. You'd be wrong, yo. You got pubic hairs all wrong.
Mona (Imani / Monae) - Identified as Mona 4:04
If a person eats a salad, and let's say they don't use romaine. Let's say they use iceberg, right? And they throw a carrot. Like a hood salad. Right. It's nothing. You're not getting nutrients out of that. You're just drinking a cup of sugar with what you're dressing. Now, if you... Have Kenny Y in your salad and Romaine. Hold on, hold on.
Joe Budden (Host) 4:22
Slow it back down. Kenny Y. First time you said it, I didn't know who you were talking about.

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