Episode 893 | "Authorized User"
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. I love how y'all bounce from like in the entertainment world to out of the entertainment world. And I guess because most of my experiences come from the entertainment world. Yeah, you've been in entertainment since you were a kid. I don't, yeah, I don't. I don't get how y'all able to bounce in and out like that.
That's why they mad at us. In entertainment world. Hi, audience. Peace, peace, peace, peace and love. Fighting with my friends again. Don't mind me. In entertainment world, when setting up your baby shower or one of the birthday parties or any of the things. I got to look a certain way. You know your baby moms ain't going to Michael's and Staples and getting the balloons and all this shit and doing it herself. She want to hire the company to come make lavender balloon horses and all of the Instagrammable stuff. The baby mamas are not decorating their own kid party spaces anymore. I agree with that. I agree. In that entertainment space. No, I don't even think it's just that. I think it's in the social media, Instagram space.
It ain't just entertainment. TikTok world. TikTok is really the one. Everything done is to impress the internet today. Yeah, yeah. That ain't just the entertainment world. Well, no, and some of those people are just really good with decor. True. And get in the room together. When we had the 10-year anniversary or whatever we had, I liked what they came and did. Yeah, for sure. I wasn't going to do that. If you think I was going to Party City to get something, anytime I went to Party City, it was a fucking nightmare. I'm not a fan of the store in general. I'm not a fan of the store or the niggas that work in there, at least over here. Nowhere. It's a horror show. No matter where you go. Anytime I went to Party City, it was always some last minute shit.
Always. Whether it's Cinco de Mayo and I'm trying to get a poncho and a sombrero or if it's some last minute shit. You buy ponchos and sombreros? Oh, for sure. That's one of my favorite holidays. Every year. You're going to learn about Freeze. I'm learning every day. Oh, no, no, no. He's going to learn about Freeze. Because y'all didn't seem bothered or shocked by any of that. Oh, no, they see it. They know. They know. He appropriates. Every year. St. Patrick's Day? What? Bar hopping, the Irish pubs on St. Patrick's Day? Everything but Juneteenth. Well, that's my birthday, so I can't celebrate. I got to celebrate me. I was about to say, you don't do nothing for Kwanzaa, nothing for Juneteenth? Juneteenth is my birthday, so my birthday rings higher than Juneteenth.
Well, Juneteenth was also the second thing he said. Kwanzaa he said first? Yeah. You slipped it? Yeah, yeah, I slipped the Kwanzaa. That's why you tried to slip that. I just let it go. Yeah, I was trying to get the bottom of that one. But Flag Day, you on it. Nah. Flag Day. Fucking Flag Day. But yeah. Yeah, but women see the TikTok decorations and now everything has to be that. He was right about that. Yeah, I'm going through it now. I'm trying to plan my daughter's birthday is in three weeks and trying to plan our birthday party.
How do personal experiences influence views on parenting and celebrations?
It's like, yo, all right, we got to get the decorator for this. I'm like, well, you know where the party is, right? Like, do we need that? Yeah, we need that and the custom cake into this. Cake them with. Cake them with. Custom cake them with. Custom cake them with. I'm down with the custom cake. You got to be a custom cake. I love the custom cake idea. But with the other things. I'm not spending thousands of dollars for no decorator. Yeah, yeah. Well, how much you spending? That's what it costs. No, it don't. I found a whole pack of decorations on Amazon. How much do you think the labor should be?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–3:28
2
How do personal experiences influence views on parenting and celebrations?
3:28–9:58
3
What recent events in Minneapolis are addressed in the podcast?
9:58–1:04:01
4
How does the discussion of undocumented workers unfold?
1:04:01–1:05:07
5
What are the implications of ICE actions in Minneapolis?
1:05:07–1:06:55
6
What new music releases are highlighted?
1:06:55–2:09:01
7
What are the implications of the recent NFL controversies?
2:09:01–2:09:22
8
How do personal experiences shape views on domestic issues?
2:09:22–3:13:22