Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Enjoy the show. I love how y'all bounce from like in the entertainment world to out of the entertainment world. And I guess because most of my experiences come from the entertainment world. Yeah, you've been in entertainment since you were a kid. I don't, yeah, I don't. I don't get how y'all able to bounce in and out like that. That's why they mad at us. In entertainment world. Hi, audience.
Peace, peace, peace, peace and love. Fighting with my friends again. Don't mind me. In entertainment world, when setting up your baby shower or one of the birthday parties or any of the things. I got to look a certain way. You know your baby moms ain't going to Michael's and Staples and getting the balloons and all this shit and doing it herself.
She want to hire the company to come make lavender balloon horses and all of the Instagrammable stuff. The baby mamas are not decorating their own kid party spaces anymore. I agree with that. I agree. In that entertainment space. No, I don't even think it's just that. I think it's in the social media, Instagram space. It ain't just entertainment. TikTok world. TikTok is really the one.
Everything done is to impress the internet today. Yeah, yeah. That ain't just the entertainment world. Well, no, and some of those people are just really good with decor. True. And get in the room together. When we had the 10-year anniversary or whatever we had, I liked what they came and did. Yeah, for sure. I wasn't going to do that.
If you think I was going to Party City to get something, anytime I went to Party City, it was a fucking nightmare. I'm not a fan of the store in general. I'm not a fan of the store or the niggas that work in there, at least over here. Nowhere. It's a horror show. No matter where you go. Anytime I went to Party City, it was always some last minute shit. Always.
Whether it's Cinco de Mayo and I'm trying to get a poncho and a sombrero or if it's some last minute shit. You buy ponchos and sombreros? Oh, for sure. That's one of my favorite holidays. Every year. You're going to learn about Freeze. I'm learning every day. Oh, no, no, no. He's going to learn about Freeze. Because y'all didn't seem bothered or shocked by any of that. Oh, no, they see it.
They know. They know. He appropriates. Every year. St. Patrick's Day? What? Bar hopping, the Irish pubs on St. Patrick's Day? Everything but Juneteenth. Well, that's my birthday, so I can't celebrate. I got to celebrate me. I was about to say, you don't do nothing for Kwanzaa, nothing for Juneteenth? Juneteenth is my birthday, so my birthday rings higher than Juneteenth.
Well, Juneteenth was also the second thing he said. Kwanzaa he said first? Yeah. You slipped it? Yeah, yeah, I slipped the Kwanzaa. That's why you tried to slip that. I just let it go. Yeah, I was trying to get the bottom of that one. But Flag Day, you on it. Nah. Flag Day. Fucking Flag Day. But yeah. Yeah, but women see the TikTok decorations and now everything has to be that.
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Chapter 2: How do personal experiences influence views on parenting and celebrations?
It's like, yo, all right, we got to get the decorator for this. I'm like, well, you know where the party is, right? Like, do we need that? Yeah, we need that and the custom cake into this. Cake them with. Cake them with. Custom cake them with. Custom cake them with. I'm down with the custom cake. You got to be a custom cake. I love the custom cake idea. But with the other things.
I'm not spending thousands of dollars for no decorator. Yeah, yeah. Well, how much you spending? That's what it costs. No, it don't. I found a whole pack of decorations on Amazon. How much do you think the labor should be? The labor? I said I found the pack of decorations. I know that part. Which means I got a lot of duct tape. Who's putting this stuff together? And up. Me. Ice. Joe, you bugger.
Ice, you are a bum. Ice, what are you doing? You're a bugger. I did not know that that's where he was taking me. Of course that's where he was going. I can do that. He can hang a TV. Exactly. He can hang some confetti or whatever. Are you making the cake, too? No, I got a designer making the cake. Yo, dog, you really have a disconnect. Why?
Why don't you go get some Jiffy or whatever the fuck you used to make it? Why don't you use those? Why are you not making the cake, super dad-ass nigga? All right, because I can't do that. I can do what I can do. You could. You could go on the internet and find a recipe. Ice problem as a dad. You too involved. Yo, chill. Why you don't chill sometimes? What you mean?
Like, sit back like a dad on some, grab your nuts while they scurry around, nigga. Nah, I could decorate the party room. You up hammering. That's your man. He up with some pliers putting fucking a transformer up, man. Pliers. Joe's never heard of it. Yo, he ain't did it. He ain't did it. He ain't did it. I know he ain't did it. Yo, don't nobody even call him shit's pliers.
Them fancy ass Transformers I went for for Lex, them shit sat right in the car till my baby came home. Come on, baby. Come on. I ain't putting this shit together at all. Wait, you didn't put the Transformers together? Every last one. Are you serious? Every last one of them. That's what's so happy. That's the shit dad's supposed to do. No, it's not. Chill, right? Yes.
Yo, y'all niggas gotta put the Transformers together. Wait, you with me or you with them? I'm with you on everything but the Transformers. You gotta put the toys together. Okay, okay. So part of being a man and having a dick is putting the toys together. Yeah, putting shit together. Grab a transformer. Well, I used the bathroom right after. Sure enough, I was fine. You got a toolbox? I was fine.
Yeah, I got a toolbox. I'm just asking. I don't know. You might not have a toolbox. To give to Sade. I don't make her travel with the toolbox. What am I, an animal? Y'all are keeping me accountable, and y'all are absolutely right. Y'all are right. I have a toolbox, because that's some man shit. I don't use it like that. And listen, don't sleep. Don't sleep. Don't sleep. I know this sounds crazy.
Don't sleep on these single mothers. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. They don't have a choice. Yeah, what I'm saying? I'm telling you. These single mothers are MVP at everything. They boring. They build screens. They set screens. They set screens. These single mothers get it done. When you go to the foul line, you got to extend you the goose. Follow through. They've been doing it to kids.
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Chapter 3: What recent events in Minneapolis are addressed in the podcast?
All right. Yo, they fast track a lot of this shit. You be all right, and he like, damn, I was just able to, just yesterday, this should be happening. Life come at you quick, man. I did it at 21 and 42, or whatever I am, to 43, so I did both ends. That shit is hard. Yeah, I'm sure. Y'all don't make it sound good. 30-something is the sweet spot.
Your knees are just fine if you just hand the nanny the check. Your wrists work fine. Yeah, if you're just here, thank you so much. And I'm talking about the nanny that, I don't know what the fuck he talking about. And I'm talking about the nanny, the all-in-one nanny.
The nanny that's cleaning, doing the laundry, that's cooking, that's being a friend to your lonely-ass wife when you ain't around. I'm talking about the nanny that, you know the nanny I'm talking about. Yeah, Smokey had a few of them. Smokey had about 17 of them. He ain't got no kids. Oh, my Lord. Put that towel on the bed. It's good to see y'all. I'm in a good mood.
See, look what he take every time. You just got to be horny all the time. That's what they said he did. He did. That's what they said. That's what they said. In his defense, Smokey was, you know. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Smokey was doing numbers. The wrong way. Yes. The wrong way. In the 40s, too. That nigga was... That was like the 70s. I'm like the 60s. 80s. 60s, 70s. It was like the 2010s. 90s.
Fuck is your fucking house? That shit just happened. He was like the LeBron of that shit, though. He got 60 years of hump for a decade. That's crazy. Oh, shit. Yo. 60 years of Gucci? It wasn't all Gucci. Didn't one of them was? Oh, yeah, yeah. Y'all better say allegedly or something. Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly. The allegation. The allegation. We talking about the allegation. We'll say that. Yeah.
I don't know. I wasn't there. There's some boochie involved, too. Yes. What? All right. I'll see what type of day we... I got it. I got it. No, I got it. I got it. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Sometimes you just know. Get us right up out of there. Right up out of there. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Inga! Yeah!
I'm so glad you could be here with us today. Kick it like it's judo. Let you in the OG. Since I'm 42 though. Big Jersey, big Jersey. I'm a doggy like I'm Cujo. Heard that joint is still in the way. Cut it out, cut it out. Spicey mommy's on the way. Bust it down, bust it down. So my wife, she let her way. I'll set it out. Talk to you tonight. Show you what deep in you go.
Pipe down, throwing up shots. First we shut them down, then we open up shop. When we sneak around, it's a case y'all forgot. They've been trying to stop us.
Nigga, never told, even through the ups and downs Nigga, and if I do say it's a couple pounds Nigga, only way I double-cross is I just keep spinning, only way to make them nauseous Demon love, mommy like salsa, we can dip I'm just tryna see you dance, salsa on the dick It went down, she came up, you know Y'all take shots, y'all aim up, you know Hate on low, but we fly high, you know Talk is cheap, free Wi-Fi, whoa
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion of undocumented workers unfold?
How has that affected you as someone who employs so many undocumented people? I don't employ so many undocumented people. Like, do you give them breaks to at least watch this stuff? Yo, dog. Or do y'all have a code word? Because I... La migra, la migra. In my mind... In my mind, that happens and I already know what I'ma do. Like, I'ma just act out. Like, run, everybody. Put my foot out.
Yeah, like if I see them riling niggas up, I'm fucking yelling, I'm grabbing your baby, I'm putting the kids in the car, meet me on 10th Street, y'all. But that's the other thing. I know you're making this joke with this, but that's the other thing that really, all of this is bothersome to a different degree. But what really bothered me was Did y'all even get who y'all were coming here to get?
Good question. I don't know. Y'all came here with all of this gear, put on all of this scene in this fucking town, and we didn't see any footage of y'all actually arresting or detaining who y'all came here to get. Let alone information on the people that you went to get.
Chapter 5: What are the implications of ICE actions in Minneapolis?
Did you need to be Army gear down? Or is this a Home Depot? That's a tactic. That's theirs. They got a new clip, I don't know if y'all saw it, in New Jersey, in Burlington County. This is New Jersey, fam. We not in Minneapolis. They are going door to door. They knocking on somebody's door, and they like, talking through the ring, nobody's home. And they like, yo, somebody's home.
There's two cars in the driveway. Sir, nobody's home. Why are you wearing a mask? Ma'am, I'm wearing a mask because it's cold outside. And they're talking to this lady through her ring. And they are beating on her window like, yo, somebody come outside. No, nigga. I'm not. And if I was home, I'm still not coming outside. And they were harassing this lady through the ring camera. The ICE agents.
It's nuts, bro. They are damn near going like certain areas of Newark. So when you start talking about the blue, bro, they got red states and blue states, but... There are blue areas and red areas, if you know what the fuck we saying. For sure. They going to the blue areas targeting them. Did y'all see the clip with the drones? They use drones to knock on the door.
They don't even talk to the people. They didn't give the people a chance. They have drones. They come to the door. They knock at first, then they use the whatever. I guess it's a drone, but it's like the door kicker, how they used to. They ram the door open. They drag a woman out there looking for her husband. She said he wasn't there. He really wasn't there.
But she get the neighbors are the ones who woke up. Y'all didn't see that? That shit is scary. Like they coming through. These niggas are not even coming close. And then, you know, what really bothers me is how much does that cost? We're using all that money on our side to play with fucking little fake helicopters. They was giving me $50,000 signing bonuses. Bro.
They said in Texas, the line for applicants was around the block because they was offering them $50,000 signing bonuses. So if you're giving poor people, I'm not even going to call them all poor, but some people that are financially...
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Chapter 6: What new music releases are highlighted?
They're going to do what they're going to do. And it's disgusting. The same way I feel about becoming a correctional officer, becoming a police officer. It just has to be, those kind of things have to be in you. Your father did it. You feel a type of way you can't. That's not a job you should get because you lost your job at Amazon and you popped from Christmas. That's not a good idea.
Yeah, but like he said, once they start incentivizing it. You know they're going. Niggas are going to go. And then you know the hiring process. You don't have to have a site check for training. Bro, this shit all bad. It's scary, bro. It is. It's like a bummer. Because God forbid, it could be any of us. Especially you, because you look Latin. Yo, oh my God. Nah. You're a C, nigga.
I agree that there were a million other things that this officer could have did. They found his identity. They was gonna find his identity and they have released it. Did he have a record of or a history of? I didn't look him up. Remember he got dragged 10 days ago.
They even showed a long history record of violence, but they talked about what Mona was describing, which is just in the last week or so he's been involved in this shit. It looked almost like he was snapping based on what he was having to do. There's no angle of this video where Trump, Vance, and Kristi Noem's version rings true. No, zero. I've seen this version. I've seen every version.
I've seen it slowed down. I've seen it from every angle, every phone that was on that block. I've watched them all. I saw the video with the physician. I saw the video. I saw them all. They got one over the gate that was from a frontal. So you could see the front of the car. They had one that was over a fence. Somebody had a camera out there over a gate. That one is really, really telling.
This shit is crazy, bro. Where the gentleman's feet, where homeboy the killer's feet were versus where the car was, when he drew his weapon. Listen, whatever you want to look at in this video. Also, for these dudes to have on all of this gear... They should be trained enough to know how to make this capture without anybody getting hurt or murdered. Unless that's the aim.
That's what pisses me off. That car, even if what y'all was saying was true, which it wasn't, but let's pretend she was with the car pointed in your direction trying to hit you. They shouldn't have nobody there that can't even get out the way of that damn Subaru doing that, whatever kind of car that was. He was out the way. The lady was turning to the right, bro. He was already out the way.
I know, the wheels were turning. Yeah, like, what are you... And then he walks down to see the accident and see the murder. Ooh. And then he walks back the other way, and then Trump gets online to say, yeah, this guy is in the hospital now, recovering, and he's lucky to be alive. It's like, yo, I wanted to come in and say, some of y'all voted for this. Yeah. Yes. A lot of people. Yes, bro.
A lot of people. And they doubling down. It's okay to be like, yo, I made a mistake, bro. It's okay. They doubling down. That's the fuck shit. They doubling down. Yeah. Every person I know that voted for Trump, they are doubling down. Yeah, I ain't met one yet. I have not met one yet to be like, yo, I ain't going to lie. I was fucked up financially.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the recent NFL controversies?
No, they do. Once there's some video evidence and shit. When they have to. Yeah, when they have to. That's when they care. But even then, they don't care that much. Yeah. Yeah, they don't care unless it gives the league a black eye or gives the team a black eye. Well, they have to care. And even then, they care for four games.
I think the worst DV I've ever seen on video comes from a football player. Yeah. I've ever seen. There's a couple of them. The one that comes to mind is the elevator.
Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape views on domestic issues?
Yeah. But then there was the Jets player, too. Oh, that's not the worst we've ever seen from an NFL player at all. Oh, God. Not at all. That's rough. Not even close, actually. Really? Yeah. No, so he basically went to trial for the 2024 car crash. Yeah. He got 30 days jail time, five years deferred probation. He had to pay restitution of $115,000 to the victims.
And if he successfully completes his probation, it could be up in 2026, allegedly. What? That's sweet as fuck. Yeah. I wonder if the new charges. And she says, this is the quote from the young lady. Domestic awareness warning. I'm so tired of keeping quiet. I'm so tired of protecting his image. I've been through too much in a span of eight years and I've had enough.
I've dealt with abuse for years. Me and this man decided to break up a couple months ago. And since then, it's been nothing but hell. He's very controlling. There's been times he's came to my new home, broken my door. There's been times when he would put his hands on me while I was pregnant, even had the audacity to lock me outside all night in 10 degree weather because he got caught cheating.
He's cut up all my shoes and clothes, leaving me with nothing because he's gotten caught up. And there's multiple instances of cheating, but besides that, I'm just tired of him not doing right by my boys. See, that's the part. It's not fair. He doesn't call them. He'd rather be laid up with hoes.
He literally left us in Kansas and I had to beg him to send money so that I could drive to Texas with my friends and all of our stuff. We have an agreement because of everything he's put me through and he still doesn't follow it. He's now trying to remove me and my kids from our home for no apparent reason. I've known this man for years. He tries to put on this persona like he's dad of the year.
He does the bare minimum and I have to beg for that. I protected his image for too long and I'm done doing that. It's time to protect my peace, protect my children and stand up for myself." I don't know if you know, but the most dangerous point of a relationship that has violence in it is when you try to leave. Yeah. That's the most dangerous part, if things that she's saying is true.
For me, it's hard not to believe stuff when they back it up with pictures. I know that some people get it. I feel like some people don't like when they include things like, oh, he's putting us out the house or whatever. People like to minimize stuff like it's just about money or like to almost like paint this picture that women are just money hungry or whatever.
But I think it's because people don't understand how abuse works with money financially. People are rich. It's a control thing. And so my point is... Thoughts and prayers to the young lady and their family. I think sooner or later, and I'm not victim blaming at all, I just think that sooner or later, we have to start being cognizant that when you give up financial control to a man,
It's a form of abuse. Like, they can control. She said, yo, I didn't even have money to drive from Kansas City to Texas to go with my peoples, which means you are giving somebody the ability to literally control your life, and you got to succumb to whatever the fuck they put you through. But they have children. I don't believe so. They have children? I don't know.
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