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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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I'm a weirdo because I watch my man drink and shit. Yes, that's weird. Yo, stop co-signing, nigga. If your man is around you, shoot him. Stop co-signing everything today, nigga. Yeah, because me and you been going at it, right? We got smoked today? No, you just been going at it. You just been going at it. Because I like what they said on Patreon, nigga.
They challenged who I was, especially my man, nigga. What did you talk about? What this nigga say. He don't know me. You played with me, yo. I don't even know what you're talking about. But remember. What you talking about? He don't remember. Shout out to Patreon. Remember the Patreon I wasn't here for? No, you was here. Make sure you subscribe. I was talking about when Homeboy cleaned you up.
That's what we talking about. I didn't know what you talking about. Wait, wait, wait. We good? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not talking about... Nobody can clean me up, nigga. Okay. It's hard to, nigga. You need Lysol, bleach. You need motherfucking Fabuloso, everything. And it still can't clean me up. You hear me? Now, back to you, nigga. Stop putting food in the side of your mouth and drinking, boy.
Stop doing that, Ash. 33 chews? You have to chew a couple of times. 33 chews is funny.
Am I right?
I ain't never look in his mouth. No, you got to chew a couple. You have to chew a certain amount of time to digest your food. You're supposed to. Yes. Not you, nigga. You chew. Let me get some juice. You mixing? Yo, dog, it don't look like you be chewing the most diva, my nigga. Yo, it's cool, though. I lost weight, boy. I'm smaller than you now, boy. You found it, man. Oh, shit.
It went right around the corner. You still have jokes? I see. I see. The nigga just said that. That's a fine joke. Nigga just said that. Really? Yeah. That's an old head joke. He can use it. This nigga's crazy, man. What's up, y'all? I feel good. I feel here. I see that. You got a lot of energy today. I do got energy because when I watch, that's why I don't try to watch the show on Patreon, nigga.
Yeah, you got boys in the hood on your hat.
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Chapter 2: How does the debate over 'mid' unfold?
What are you talking about? I don't know. It wasn't like a... You buy the fruit. Why is it so stoic? You put it in the bag. Because he got a response. I was reading a book. Oh, okay. You're taking up for them sevens, though. I'm not taking up for anybody. I'm telling you that. So what's average? A seven. Huh? No. Mid is average. What's going on?
That's a lot.
Mid is average. Where your scale start at? Zero. So how is a seven average? He's fucking me up. Yeah, he fucking me up too. I don't understand it. Especially with your most pussy is a C comments. He said that before? Most pussy is average. A seven, most, I'm confused. Yeah, the seven is fucking him up.
It's fucking me up now.
If he's on A, B, C, D, then yeah. I get which, most pussy is a seven. Oh, is most pussy? Nah. Why I'm wrong, because that's opposite your opinion. That don't make me wrong. Every scale is different. It just depends on how you do your scale. You know what it is for me? I don't meet no real-life twos and threes, so my shit tends to go up, like, skew up a little bit. I don't meet no twos and threes.
You don't ever meet nobody, you be like, oh, yeah, shit, two. Like, we used to have everybody. To me, like, if she, but to me, if she's average, she's a five. She's a six. If she's a seven, I'm like, oh, I'm going to date with a seven. You might not have shot at it.
You seen fucking twos before.
Everybody that walked in Uncle Bobby's wasn't just fucking Hillary Clinton. Killing the game. There was a threes and fours. Killing me so hard.
I hate these niggas, bro.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about Kanye West's album?
You might get a point. That's true, too. That is true, too. Niggas is crazy. Yeah, y'all bugging. Y'all niggas is nuts. So everything is mid that's not great. No. We can take it off women. No, because the eight ain't great. An eight is good. You losing me now, Ish. See, that's... Eight's pretty fucking good. I don't agree with that. I mean... I'm two away from ten.
It's very good.
What's a ten, then? If a ten is great.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
What's a nine?
Almost perfect.
Amazing. And an eight is great. Yes. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, like a ten, you almost don't see that often, right? An eight is... Bitch, you could have been a 9 or 10 if your nose wasn't crooked. You could have been, you could have, you had a great future. Or personality. Oh, yeah. If you're going to talk to him. I guess that does matter. He repping for them sevens. Everything's a seven, apparently.
Everything's a seven. You'd be delighted at some sevens, too. I got a question for you, and only me and you are going to know it, so pay attention to me. Don't be dismissive to me. Look at me, please. It's only me and you are going to know. The audience is not going to know. That's the problem with our friendship.
When we were at the old school spot, and me and you were sitting next to each other at the bar, and that white girl that you was stealing from a nigga that was right there, he was rendered helpless. You did that shit. But what was she? Do you remember that? I have no idea what you're talking about. You don't remember when the dude thought he found a friend in you. You know your move.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Jaden Ivey's comments on mental health and the NBA?
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So we'll wait silently while you grab a pen, write this down, pull out your iPhone, go to the notes section in your motherfucking phone. We're going to lace you really quick. The ish picks of the week. We have Kevin Durant for more than 27 and a half points, rebounds, and assists. You know he gonna get that because he hate his team. He ain't passing none of them niggas the ball.
We got LeBron for more than five and a half rebounds. You know he gonna get that because his body move in a way I never seen another 45-year-old body move too, but we letting it linger. We ain't saying nothing about it. We all up here, 40-something. My nigga toys ACL doing a finger roll. He think LeBron out there just off the natty. Windmill.
You seen him the other night? Is anybody watching LeBron?
Yo, let's roll with you, yo. Puts a lot of money in his body. Mm-hmm. Over a million dollars a year he spends just on his body. Put a lot of something in his body. I'll tell you that. Well, I don't spray my ankle getting out of bed the other day. I almost sprained my ankle getting out of the shower. I almost got a rash on my back from trying to dry my back after the shower.
You know, you go too crazy with the towels. Whoa, whoa, so slow down. Rug burn. Yeah. Cheap shit. No. Oh, shit. No, you're not talking to me. He's getting burns from the white joints. Kmart towels. Nah, shit's from the hotel. Yeah, yeah, shit's sparking fire. The long one, too. He got the long shit. Well, actually, they aren't called towels. They are bath blankets. You got the big joint.
Bat bathing sheets. The big ones. Bath sheets. Now, where y'all cop towels from, since y'all want to shame? I don't want to share. No, no, that's just for you. Yeah, yeah. I got champagne socialist towels, man. No, I believe that. Both of y'all I believe that about. Who y'all think got the worst towels in here? Oh, flip. Damn. He don't be homing up to the camera. We got a talented guy.
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Chapter 5: How does the crew react to the discussion on freedom of speech in sports?
He be homing him from out of town. Or wet enough. Right. Nigga be mad. She's dry. Two simp niggas. Simp number one, simp number two. Look at these niggas. Coming home and shit. Nah, nah. I'm home all the time, boy. You ain't home, nigga. What's the next event? What's the next event you're going to go and talk about Ramadan? It's over. Trinidad. It's over. I heard that's what he had.
Don't try to clean up for your man. Don't say right now, boy. Stop doing that. You be trying to save your boys. You try to save your niggas a lot. Notice that. I'm muting up. When niggas be on their ass. They accusing me of that now. You be doing that. Yo, your voice has some power. Some of the stupid shit you say. You do it. These fans are believing.
Yo, that only supposed to work with me, you guys. That ain't supposed to work for our co-hosts. Are y'all crazy? Y'all ain't supposed to let them weaponize my audience against me. Let's finish the prospects, bro. No, nigga. Fuck out. No, no, no. Because you had them niggas on here. All right. Who else is on this list? Nick Clayton, nigga. What Nick Clayton about to do? Absolutely not. Negative.
Hey, if you listen to me out there, scratch that. Put your own pick in there. Nick Clayton. And the Nets, you want people to put their good, hard-earned money in something on the Nets? Somebody got to put points on the board? Not the Nets. I stay away from that whole team.
Yeah, yeah.
Ignore the Nets, yo. They need to come back to Jersey. That's what they need to do. That's where it's at.
Maybe so.
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Chapter 6: What are the expectations for the Paradise Season 2 finale?
Those guys. Maybe so. I felt pretty good without them. Oh, Evan Mobley, it says Motley. Evan Mobley for more than eight rebounds. That's a go. That's a fact. And James Harden over there going crazy. Anyway, don't forget to download the app. What happened? I played James Harden last night. That's all. Go ahead. Oh, I didn't see that. I ain't talking about that game. What he did.
I ain't talking about that game. Came up short. I don't know what he did last night, Breeze. I'm talking about earlier in the week.
I'm talking about the other day.
He was on fire. 19 and a half. He ends up with 19. All right. You got it, James. Say it right now. What always happens to you? Yeah. Half a point away. Yep. Because you and Corey be having that itch, man. Putting all your money in the fucking, chill out. Jesus. Refresh. Anyway. Refresh. Download the app. Download the app right now. And if you like it, you'll end up like Ice and Corey.
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I'm still heartbroken. I'm devastated. Heartbroken? Yes. You're a Dukie? I am a Dukie. I hate that. Why are you a Duke fan? It tracks. I'm so lost. It does track. It doesn't track. It tracks to me. It tracks. Don't be the hurt. I mean. Duke fans be the, you know. He's in the. Shane Battier. He's like a Granite Hill. He's like a, like he's in that Carlos booze. He's in that dignified, esteemed.
Black.
He not light-skinned. Kyrie Irving was thugged out at Duke. He only played seven games and then went to do his numbers. He was chilling. That's my man. But how did you end up a Duke fan? Seriously. Two reasons. Christian Littner. No, but he's one of my favorite. I think top three greatest college players of all time for me is Kareem Christian. I mean, we had that conversation. Muslim Leitner.
Let him finish. Muslim Leitner. Muslim Leitner's good. That's funny.
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Chapter 7: What are the key criticisms of Season 2 of the show?
I think the new people. We didn't need a full episode for that shit, though. They could have done at least... They could have consolidated at least one, two, and three into one episode. I think the baby going to play a huge part in season three. Okay. And how it ties into... the mentos between the mother and the boy Dylan and all of that.
I think all of that shit going to tie into season three and hit a home run. Okay, but let's deal with season two. First of all, you know this is a shit show. We saying, yo, wait till season three.
I'm not waiting for shit. I told y'all two weeks ago.
I waited all year for this. I told y'all two weeks ago when Sterling K. Brown is up there with the cards. teasing season three at episode five of season two. They knew it was some bullshit. They knew it was some bullshit. They knew how this was looking. So let me not just bash it. Let me just try to have an intelligent conversation about this.
Like I told my girl who enjoyed the show and enjoyed the season and told me I need to watch it again. For the people that enjoyed this season, I'm not mad at y'all. It wasn't bad. But for the people that enjoyed season one that are telling you this is now a different show altogether, there's merit to that. Like season one is about the billionaire bunker Lying to the people.
Is people still alive up there? The separation of the end of the world. It's real shit. Once we start getting in the time manipulation that I don't even think they did a great job of. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't do a great job of explaining it. It felt rushed.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about the character developments in the show?
Like I said, in this episode, they try to toss you back to the Nuggets. Where they were explaining it, like Dylan being the doctor and the doctor's wife being Alex. They did too much in one episode. No, no. You lost me. They lost me. Dylan was the doctor dude's protege.
Professors. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I just said. Knock it off. Knock it off. I don't think it was that bad. Knock it off. So now we get to the end. She gives him the card. Of course he was going to be X. She gives him the card. Hey, there's another bunker 100 miles away from here. Go over there and do your numbers. Excuse me? Wait, what? You think I just waited a year and a half for this?
For you to tell me he got to run to another bunker and do what? Do what he already did.
Because you've seen him do it already. Because you said it's predicted.
It said follow his instructions. You did it already, so I know you're going to do it. Then they go, why am I fucking here? Why am I here? The nosebleed shit I don't think was properly explained at all. It wasn't. It wasn't explained at all. It will be, I'm sure. It will be explained, but it wasn't explained. The anomaly portion when she was trying to say, yo, that's my son. I can't explain it.
Don't worry about it. He's an anomaly. I'll tell you later. No! They went Marvel MCU with this shit. Yeah. It went from like sort of realistic sci-fi to like, all right, time travel. Again, you can do whatever the fuck you want once you introduce time travel. And AI? And AI? I'll forget about it. Where do you think Jane fits into all of this? She'll be back season three. She is. She wasn't dead.
She wasn't dead. You couldn't see it. It looked like somebody was on the ground. Nah, she's gone. No. But me and my girl rewinded. She'll be back. I think Jane might be a cyborg or some dumb shit. I don't think she dead. This show ain't getting predictions from you no more. Whatever they got going on, who knows? They might be in fucking Barney Rubble land by the time they come back.
But I'm not predicting anything with this shit. And I sit through this long bullshit season. I ain't going to beat y'all down out there. And we get to the end of the episode. and I see him and his wife, and I see him introduce her to the therapist, I pause it.
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