Episode 939 | "On Some Bro Shit"
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What icebreaker banter and body‑care confessions kick off the show?
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On some bro shit, though. On some bro shit. On some bro shit.
On some bro shit. Like, no homo, but my ass look fat. Is this off? That vibe.
That's sis right there. You know what I mean?
I got a little fat moved around.
Sometimes that shit stiffen up on bitches. Thank you.
I appreciate that. The fat stiffen up?
Listen, the doctor said. The who now? The doctor.
Oh, she was in Mexico. Yeah, she was down there. I forgot.
Excuse me. It wasn't about saving money. It was about the economy in Mexico. I wanted to spike it.
Support local business. Exactly. Exactly. The doctor said I had plenty of volume in my cooler. That's my ass. He said, you know, we could fill it in. So whatever dicks that were like detrimental dicks, he put a little fat there.
Nah, he fixed that shit on some bro shit. On some bro shit. On some bro shit. That shit's sitting...
Parks, at first.
Y'all still getting that on some bro shit off? Yo, that nigga's got ass falls. Yo, on some bro shit, been dead. That shit was dead in the 90s, dog. Today is back.
It's not dead.
It's never been dead. This is important. Excuse me, Parks. So, day six, I do a little jump, this motherfucker don't move. Poke, this motherfucker don't move. This bitch stiff.
Ugh.
You know what I mean? So I was getting nervous.
Oh, no, you got to let time pass. Right, exactly. So it's a little recoil on that thing. You know what I mean? Check out the BTS. You ain't stopped wagging it since you fucking got back from the doctor.
I can't even dance yet, Joe. I'm not dancing. I can't dance yet because, you know, I shake ass on the ground.
Yeah, but it's... You shake ass on the ground?
On the gram.
On the gram.
I don't have a problem with that. I don't think there's nothing wrong with shaking ass on the gram on social media.
That's what got Terry Freeman jammed up. How are the young niggas treating you now?
It's a little ridiculous. It's a little extreme.
I ain't gonna lie. It's a bit much.
A little overwhelming?
It's a tad. You know what I mean? It's a tad. The other days, these niggas were trying to talk to me out the car. They parked. All four of them niggas got out. I didn't know if it was a robbery or which one you like. But I took the fuck off. You know what I mean? Yeah. A little scary.
Just wait till you bring them pom-poms out. Yeah.
What?
Or some brochures. Or some brochures.
Oh, the booty shorts?
The shorts.
I ain't going to lie. Honestly, like, I've been big my whole life. I still feel like, you know, like, it don't feel like it yet.
All right, go on outside with them shorts on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or some brochures. I ain't a booty short person, bro.
Or some brochure, though.
Or some brochure. Yeah.
I'm excited, though, y'all. Wait, you passed me the book back?
Yeah. That's all I said. I ain't reading the brochure.
I'm ready to go back.
Happy Juneteenth. Happy Juneteenth. Happy Juneteenth, black people. Happy Juneteenth, everybody. And happy birthday to Freeze. Thank you. Thank you, man. Happy Juneteenth. First, happy birthday, I guess. Freedom. Yeah, yeah, Parks. That was racist. I said happy Juneteenth first, and then I said, and. Thank you, bro. Happy birthday to Freeze.
You did it in perfect order, Parks. Thank you.
His birthday could be after we celebrate freedom. Is that cool with you, Freeze? Freeze ain't more important than Juneteenth? I don't know. Freeze is one of the people. Freeze is not a cancer. Freezeberg, they been on Juneteenth. It's like God just. It's a joke. Yeah, exactly. It's no way you're a cancer, Freeze.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What icebreaker banter and body‑care confessions kick off the show?
0:00–16:02
2
How did Freeze’s waxing story lead to a broader debate about grooming and hygiene?
16:02–56:16
3
What made Jalen Brunson’s parade speech resonate and how did Dolan’s response land?
56:16–1:00:41
4
Which viral Knicks parade moments went viral and should you take kids to large city celebrations?
1:00:41–1:05:40
5
Why does Joe say L.A.’s vibe and hotel curation are changing and what does that mean?
1:05:40–1:57:04
6
What are the hosts' takes on chemical castration, porn addiction and celibacy?
1:57:04–2:02:25
7
Which new albums and deluxe releases do the hosts review (Chris Brown, YG, Timbaland & Chloe)?
2:02:25–2:32:45
8
Why did Jelly Roll file for divorce and how do the hosts debate handling hurtful words in long-term relationships?
2:32:45–3:04:38