Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. Boys. Yes. Salute. Hey. Bud Light came all the way back. Cheers. They came all the way back. Matt, do it responsibly. I'm not drinking, I can't. Are you a non-drinker now?
No, I drink. I just unfortunately have a bad tummy. Can't have gluten. Oh, yeah. I've had it since I was like 21.
Is it a Crohn's thing? No, it's like celiac. If I have it, I won't die. I'll just start burping every, you know. Celiac is rough, man. I have a buddy who didn't know he had it until I think he was like 25 or something like that.
Chapter 2: What health issues do they discuss related to drinking?
Yeah. It's about when you got it, right? 21, yeah. Well, he probably had it his whole life. It just felt like shit. Yeah, maybe I have it. You might all have it. You might all have it. You can put down 18 of these. There's no way you have it. Responsibly. Responsibly. There's no way you're not driving. True. For some reason, you can do it, though. I don't understand.
I've never seen anybody consume beer the way you can. I can drink beer. But you just stay at a level, a communication level. Well, there's no shots. You know what I mean? Usually the guys, you start drinking like that, you're like, all right, what's the next thing? Right. Shots. That ends your night. Yeah, there's a corner I turn where I'm like, oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I get to that corner. Really concentrating on my liver. Come on, boys. Pump it out. Turn to that corner. Bud Light came all the way back. UFC, Shane Gillis. Let's go. Let's go. Let's fucking go. For the bros now. I mean, that's a good move. Like, that guy that we met, the CEO, he's got it together. Yeah. He gets it. He gets it. I thought you were the CEO now.
I knew you guys were going to fucking make fun of me. Come on, man. I'm so happy. It wouldn't have happened without this. Listen, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. It just made so much sense. You never let them go. You never bailed on them. In the heart of all the craziness, you never bailed. Kid Rock's fucking shooting cases up. That's your nemesis. That's your nemesis.
I have to fight Bobby next time I go to Nashville. You should have a duel, a classic duel. I think it was an important moment in culture where people realized there's consequences for certain things. Some people, like a guy like Kid Rock, can shoot your brand. You've got real problems with that demographic. Who would have guessed? Who would have fucking ever thought that was going to happen?
Just seeing Kid Rock do that, people must have been like, oh, fuck.
You think they watched it in, like, a boardroom? Like, guys, we gotta talk about this.
I mean, that lady who was... Maybe. The lady who was in charge, the one lady who made that one video. Let's move on. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Wow, I didn't see that coming. I think we've beaten that fucking horse into a pulp. It's a meaty jelly on the ground now. Yeah. It's been awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. I'm so happy. They're smart, man. They did a smart thing.
And they did a smart thing with the UFC, too. It's perfect. Yeah. It's perfect. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of dealing with online comments in comedy?
Or, I don't know, it's tough, because you don't want to be like, nobody can tell me shit. But then sometimes you'll read them and you're like, I don't have to deal with this right now. The thing is, I'm putting my baby in my children.
You don't know who you're talking to. You could be talking to the biggest fucking moron that works at 7-Eleven. You could be talking to the biggest moron. Of course. And it's just like, you're like, fuck you, that's not true. Yeah, exactly. It's just a waste of time.
It's a total waste of time.
Just the numbers you're dealing with. Just the sheer volume of people. Even if you're just reasonably successful. I mean, you don't even have to be regular. Yeah. I mean, you don't even have to be, like, a headliner. You could be just, like, a middle act that has a career. You're going to get hate. You can get hate. Yeah, you'll go through, you'll read all the comments. You'll be like, I saw him.
His fucking opener sucked. Yeah. God damn it. Dude, it's... Whatever his name was, I hated him.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're always going to get those.
Well, sometimes, yeah, you can, like, have someone on the podcast and you just watch everyone like, fuck, that guy sucks so bad. And you're just like, God damn, bro. That sucks, man.
Yeah. Yeah, if I was if I was certain people would not want to read comments after their guests on podcast no man You know you can tell when it fucks their head, too.
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Chapter 4: How do comedians handle criticism and audience reactions?
Fucking moron. Go back to school, brother. Get out of here. You can't even spell.
What are you criticizing? Matthew, would you please hand me a Bud Light? Absolutely. Responsibly. Absolutely. Wow. What a fucking beer, dude. That's something about it. I met the Clydesdales. Did you really? You had to meet horses? I had to meet some horses. Then I got really responsible. It was in New Orleans. I got extremely responsible. Around the horses?
No, and then I called my dad, and he didn't answer. It was late. And I was like, I met horses. I left him like a voicemail. I was like, Dad, it was a good time in New Orleans. I saw horses. I met the Clydesdales. He's like, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. It's a big fucking horse, right? It's the biggest fucking horse I've ever seen, dude. Yeah, they're jacked. Its head was the size of me.
They're a lot bigger than bigger horses, right? Clydesdales? Clydesdales are, especially the Anheuser-Busch ones, they're gigantic, dude. Jesus Christ. And I'll tell you, they're big everywhere, if you know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Distracting. Distracting. There it is. Wow, that thing is huge. Yeah. Holy shit. Look at the size of that horse.
Dude, its head, for real, is a size of half of your body. You're a big dude. That's like maybe people need to recognize. How tall are you? I'm 6'3". So he's 6'3". Look how big that fucking horse is. That horse's back is like 5'10". That's insane. It's crazy. How much bigger are they than a regular horse? Because look at the top of his head. Dude, their shoes are like... It's crazy.
Regular ones like that. He looks so big. Look at his head. It's so scary. His head looks like half of your body. I brought Cam with me for this tour. So it's me and Cam Patterson. All right. Enough, Jamie. Look at me being a fucking sellout, huh? Listen, man, you fucking love Bud Light. Yeah, man.
Me and Cam got in there, and they were showing us the Clydesdales, and there's a lady giving us the details of all the horses, which was obviously very interesting. It's like how much they fucking eat and everything. Literally, as soon as we walked in, we looked at that thing's fucking junk, and immediately we're like, what?
I'm trying to listen to this tour guide, and I'm literally standing there like, this fucking dick is big. Oh my God, look how big. Look at the size of it compared to a regular horse. Holy shit, dude. Damn, dude. Holy shit, they're so big. That one that you showed originally, the lower left-hand corner, Jimmy? Look at that one.
Donkey, bro.
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Chapter 5: What are the differences between grizzly bears and big cats in fights?
The thing about that, they're designed to fight. A cat is not necessarily designed to fight. They're designed to kill things. Grizzlies fight each other all the time and they fight for like 20 minutes and they tear each other apart and they don't get hurt.
That's a good point.
It's great. Their skin is so flexible and so thick that they get just bit down on and they're shaking each other and then they just shake it off. Nothing happened. Yeah, I'm still I'm grizzly on this.
What's the gorillas?
It's a good girl ability Super strength. Yeah. Yeah, just strong and smart the grill smart true But they're gonna get fucked up They're gonna you taking a big cat against a gorilla. No, I'm not necessarily taking the big cat against the grizzly But maybe because I don't think I don't think the big cat is used to fighting.
I
Grizzlies fight so much. They know how to fight. I think it would know how to hold the cat down. Those cats fight. I think they have to fight. They get killed. They get kicked out of the fucking group. That's true. Grizzlies fight every year. Grizzlies are out there. They're like Tyson and their prime. It's every two weeks. I've seen bears fight in the wild. Really? It's wild.
These bears were going at it. I was in Alberta. And the way they hunt bears out there, the forest out there is like a box of Q-tips. You can't see shit. You can't see shit. So the way they hunt bears, they have an enormous bear population. It's like they're infested with black bears. They leave bait out. They eat donuts or something sweet. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How did the conversation shift to discussing cults and their controversial practices?
And then the bears come to that. So these bears know where this one, or they leave a dead beaver. That's another thing they leave. So the bears know, like, when the bait is there. And so they'll decide, like, who gets the bait. Or they'll decide that a female is hot and she's ready to have sex. And they'll fight over the female. But I watch these two dudes just go at it.
Just go at it, like, 30 yards away from him. It's terrifying. Wild. Yeah. It's wild.
Yeah, the black bears are prevalent in, like, the Poconos in Pennsylvania. People like— Oh, yeah.
They're kind of sissies.
They are. No, they're not.
Dude, people, like, walk— Well, I mean, they're kind of—they're at least, like, they don't fuck with people.
Yeah, they don't— They run away. Until they do. Dude, my neighbor, when I was up there, the guy staying next to us was like, I'll walk down the driveway with him. I'm like, dude, you're out of your fucking mind, man. You're out of your fucking mind.
That's crazy. Jamie, there's a video of, I think it was a black bear getting into a dude's cabin. Really? And it's like, he's like, there's no, you can tell it's just a bro. He's like, dude, I think there's something in the kitchen. And then he's like, holy fuck, it's a bear, dude, holy fuck. And it comes up the step, like it's, I don't know. Dude, they mangled.
Find that, because I sound like a dumbass. Killed a kid at Rutgers a few years back. He got killed by a black bear? At Rutgers. Fuck, man. Yeah, he was going to school at Rutgers in New Jersey. The stress factory? New Jersey, yeah, the stress factory. New Jersey has the highest population of bears per capita in the country. What? Wow. Yeah, New Jersey does.
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Chapter 7: What humorous stories do Shane and Matt share about their experiences with food and drink?
Yeah. That's why they want you.
Yeah.
Wow card. Say, guys, let me fucking work.
I'm going to do what I do. I'm going to talk about Nazis. They go, please don't. That was my favorite part of the Budweiser. They're a German company. I know. The Budweiser tour. We're in there, and they're showing the labels from every year in the United States. And then 1930 came around, and it was like, perfect English, Budweiser. It used to be German. Yeah, yeah.
1933, they're like, Budweiser, American Budweiser, the beer, American.
Yeah.
Anheuser-Busch owned the rights to all the diesel engines in America. But those are good Americans.
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Chapter 8: How do Shane and Matt discuss the impact of diet and health on society?
Really? Yeah, let's go, dude. Anheuser-Busch rules. He owned all the rights. The guy, what was his fucking, not Adolphus Bush, whatever the OG. Adolphus Bush. Adolphus Bush went over. Adolphus, by the way. Adolphus, exactly. Let's go. Full name. Super American.
No, that's a good American story.
He went over, he met the diesel guy.
How dare you, dude.
That's a great American story.
He would rent hotels and just rent the whole thing out and just hand everyone like $10, $10, $10. Met up with Diesel and was like, how much do you want for the rights to this engine? Diesel's, people would try, it was like 800,000 francs. He looked at Bush and was like, 2 million francs. And he was like, no problem, player. Wrote him the check. And he used to break, he would write him letters.
It took forever. It took forever to like, it didn't work right away. He was like, all these guys fronted him a ton of money. And it just wasn't working. So he'd get mad letters from people being like, what is this? And Bush would break his balls. He'd send him letters and be like, dude, come on, man. What the fuck? Just like fucking with him. So funny.
He was the bro. Adolphus was the bro. That reminds me of Ulysses S. Grant when he was selling his biography. I think he sold it to just two guys on a train for like 10 bucks. Really? And Mark Twain found out about it. It was like, no, you fucking loser. Yeah. Obviously Grant was, he was hitting the fucking Budweiser. He was hitting the stogies and fucking liquor. He was drinking responsibly.
He was extremely responsible. That's one of his legends. I think he sold his biography on like a train for like 10 bucks while he was responsible.
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