Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. Joe. Good to see you, my friend. Same here, man. Life is good. Happy to be in Austin, Texas.
Happy to have you. Are you doing Kill Tony tonight?
I'll show up at Kill Tony tonight. Nice. Of course. My guy.
Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Jeff Ross's career?
So happy for him. Yeah, he's killing it. He always talks about us. As his early supporters.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I love that guy.
He's the best. I mean, that show is on fire. It's a fucking runaway train right now.
Everywhere I go, Kill Tony, Kill Tony, Kill Tony. Love you on Kill Tony.
It's such a fun show. You know, what a great idea. Kind of amazing nobody thought it up.
Well, he just kind of put his open mics and his roasts and his personality and his friends and has built a community. It's kind of amazing.
Oh, it's incredible. He's the new Johnny Carson. I mean, think about how many like Adam Ray's killing it, selling out giant theaters. All these guys that, you know, came through that show are fucking destroying now.
This is our tribe, Joe. I know. I love it. It's amazing. It's a good time for comedy. Did I hear that you have a German Shepherd?
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Chapter 3: How does Jeff Ross describe his dogs and their behavior?
Oh my God, wow. Look how sweet. So she's a rescue dog?
She is. Where'd you find her? They found her in a bummy breeder in Reno during the pandemic. I had an old dog. I had an old senior dog that my ex found on the street. And we took care of her at the beginning of the pandemic. And the ex left, left the dog. So it was just me and this old, beat-up street dog for a few months. And the vet was like, I got another, a puppy, German Shepherd.
Oh, she was a puppy?
This one was, yeah. Oh, that's great. So now it was like five years ago already. So she's my bestie. Aww. Aww. And we do everything. I mean, I just love her to pieces. Like, I can't, even getting on the plane to come here yesterday, it was a part of me was like, should I bring her, let her run around the Four Seas for a couple days and whatever, but... Yeah, it's hard leaving them.
It's like I have a kid. She looks at me, looking for the buzzwords. Are we going? Are we staying? Are we eating? I know. They get separation anxiety big time. And they get very attached to one person. Right. Yeah. You're her daddy. Oh, she's just so sweet. She'll lay in bed, never wakes me, rolls over. arms up, ready to get, she can't start the day without a full belly rub.
I almost like hold her legs and play her like a guitar. And she just, you know, tongues out, just complete euphoria. Once a week, I take all her collars off and just rub the neck and just her eyes start watering. That's so cute. Highly right. I never was into dogs. I'm slightly allergic. My sister got snapped on by a doberman when we were little, so I was always a little afraid.
And then it was just kind of forced on me during the pandemic because all these dogs needed homes. So now here I am. I'm a freaking doggy daddy.
Oh, I love dogs. I've always had dogs. I will never not have dogs. I love them. I love them. What do you think it is? They're just these amazing creatures that just love the shit out of you. And especially if you train them from the time they're puppies and you give them nothing but love, they're so connected to you. And then, you know, it's just awesome.
You wake up in the morning and it's always positive. It's always, hello, hello. I wake up with Marshall and he starts whining and whimpering and he like I do this thing in the morning Good morning, sir His tail and he's rolling around on his back and I'm rubbing his belly and he's giving me kisses He loves it. He loved he gets so excited to see me in the morning.
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Chapter 4: What insights are shared about homeowners associations?
And he's looking around, picks one out. And then him and the little dog, they play tug of war. It's adorable. They get a toy and they play. So they get along. Oh my God.
You knew they'd get along before you got the psycho?
He's the easiest dog to get along with. He gets along with everything and everybody. Jamie's got a psycho dog. Jamie's got this little French bulldog that's like a little meat missile. Yeah. He's a nut. He's great. He's awesome. Oh, yeah. He's nuts.
He's three. Almost three. He's two and a half.
He's a little psycho. He's jacked. He's super jacked. Really? He's like this little French bulldog, but he's just fucking jacked. And him and Marshall just play insane. It's insane. Like, Carl throws himself through the air at Marshall. Because he knows that Marshall's, like, super gentle, and they just play back and forth, but it's adorable.
If a dog is small enough... like a little chihuahua type dog, they can put their head inside. My dog will just open her mouth and let another dog just roll her head inside her mouth.
No instincts.
Yeah, it's crazy. It just wants it to play.
It's just nuts that those used to be wolves. They've turned wolves into these little tiny things you could carry around.
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Chapter 5: How does Jeff Ross maintain his mental and physical balance?
Yeah, way back in the dizzay. I love that. That's so funny.
Yeah. I mean, I never stopped working out. I just don't. It's too much of a part of my brain. Like my mind doesn't operate well. If I have days, even if I just take a couple days off, I don't feel right. I feel squirrely. I feel like I'm not balanced.
you know sometimes i just like to stand in front of a mirror and just throw blocks and just make sure that i like the way that it feels yeah just do it it's meditative yeah yeah you know what i used to love doing especially when i live in california i take a couple bong hits and just hit the bag and just like feel it just just start feeling it just Do you? Do you remember all those?
I remember at least the first two, I think.
God, I used to hate those things. I didn't think—I was young and immature, and I didn't understand the value of forms. I used to think that this is pointless. This isn't fighting. I only wanted to practice fighting technique. But now I understand. It teaches you body control.
Like, you know, you throw a sidekick, and you snap it up in the air, and you hold it, and you turn and block and all that stuff. Like, it teaches you—it's almost like a form of yoga. And it teaches you to control your body.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Jeff Ross share about the comedy community?
I do a lot of kicks in the air now, and I do them slowly. And it's really good for your control and your balance. And I didn't think that when I was younger. I thought that was a waste of time. I thought really what's important is hitting things really hard and being fast. And now I realize like, no, no, no, no.
There's like a lot of value even to help your techniques and to be able to hit things hard. Like do it slowly and just have full control of your balance and your movement. So I like to do that. I like to do like slow kicks. That's why I like yoga.
Yoga is amazing. Yeah. I feel like that's akin to martial arts.
It makes me high. Yoga is like the best high.
You take your shoes off. Oh, yeah. Your phone is gone. You're so relaxed when it's over. It's just about your body and control. You're so calm.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yoga is so good for your brain. Usually on Mondays when I'm here, I would go with Tony to his high yoga.
Yeah, oh, Tony loves it. Yeah, he raves about his yoga.
He told me he's been off it a little bit.
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Chapter 7: How does Jeff Ross describe his friendship with Tony?
Well, you know, the thing about Tony is, like, he's so focused on Kill Tony right now because the momentum is so extraordinary, and he realizes that. Like, Tony's really aware that he's in a very rare moment in his life where things are going so well, so he's got his foot on the gas. Yeah, of course. And he's got a new special that he filmed that he's editing right now to get ready to release.
So proud of him, man.
And he's earned it. I always told him he would take a different path than a normal entertainer. He always had this kind of odd trajectory.
Well, he's an odd guy. Yeah. You'd swear he's gay, and he's not. But he's an awesome person. People who don't know Tony, they see the outside of him. As a friend, he's a great friend. He's a great guy. I love that guy to death.
We're always checking on each other. He's the best. He was so happy. He was the first one to text me when I knew I was coming down here. When I was workshopping my show, he came and saw it in Austin. He came to the opening night on Broadway in New York. He's like there for his friends.
He's the best. 100%.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of Jeff Ross's new special?
Well, that's the beautiful thing about Kill Tony is it's all about supporting people and giving people careers.
Yeah.
I mean, he's given so many people careers and pumped so many people up. I mean, he's really... That thing, that Kill Tony thing is also... It is, in my opinion... Well, first of all, for our club... It's the cornerstone of the club.
It's one of the most important things about The Mothership because having Kill Tony at The Mothership every Monday night lets all these people that are upcoming comedians see what it's like to have one minute that you've polished and worked on really well and it kills, and then you pop, and then all of a sudden it's on YouTube, it's got 11 million views, and then maybe it's on Netflix, and it's got millions and millions of people watching all around the world.
And then all of a sudden, people come to see you in the clubs. And you're selling out weekends. And you're writing. And then you get a golden ticket. You got to do a new minute every week. You're a regular.
I mean, it's really... A new minute. My show comes on tonight. It's 90 minutes. It might be the longest stand-up special in Netflix history.
Well, your show is like a one-man show. 90 minutes. It's a little different, right? I haven't seen it, but I've heard great things.
Yeah, you're gonna love it. I'm sure I will. I think you're gonna like it, because it's about us. It's about comedy and the community of what we do.
It's an embattled community and it has its like detractors and it has a bunch of haters and a bunch of shitheads in it. But for the most part, like as far as creative communities, it's one of the most supportive communities ever. I mean it's an amazing – the community of comics, like real comics that are all – that when we meet up in clubs, it's always hug.
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