#2512 - Joey Diaz
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
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I sit on my knee like a tip-top fucking Magoo. I can't believe you could walk so quickly after getting the knee fixed again. It was like three days, man. That's nuts. But yesterday I fucked it up at Newark Airport because I wanted to walk. But it was like I walk every day at the gym and then I walk my neighborhood for breakfast and after dinner.
How does Joey Diaz manage his knee recovery?
But that's a loop. This was 10 loops yesterday. So thank God I had a baggie with edibles with me on the plane. I hate the edibles. And I asked the fucking flight attendant if she'd give me some ice, and that's how I got it down. Then you rub it with that Vortom shit, that liquid cocaine juice. What? Yeah, there's a cream that became illegal. You buy it over the counter. What is that? It's Vortom. Don't quote me, man. But it's a good cream. It numbs your eyes. You have to rub it, though, twice a day. Oh, yeah? Yeah, but it fucking feels fantastic. I've never heard of it. Yeah, Voltron, Voltrax. What? Don't listen to me, though. Just Google what's the... Is that it? That's it, Voltran. Voltran, arthritis pain. And you just rub it on your knee?
Yeah, a couple times a day, anything that hurts. What is it? It's like a fucking gel with cocaine that takes care of the fucking situation for you. Prescription strength over-the-counter non-steroidal anti-inflammatory that penetrates the skin to relieve joint pain, inflammation, and stiffness. Interesting. I never heard of it before. Widely used for osteoarthritis and muscle aches. Should not be used for acute injuries like simple strains or bruises. I wonder why. Why can't you use it for strains or bruises? Does it say why? That seems weird because, like, that's what people use, like, ibuprofen and shit for. I wonder why you can't use it. Like, I couldn't use any of that shit. I could only use Tylenol, whatever the fuck that is.
I couldn't take ibuprofen after the surgery. No? Have you ever used DMSO? I don't know what that is, Joe. It's the shit right here. You rub it on? Yeah. That's another horse tranquilizer, another horse medication. Yeah, they use it in veterinary applications, but it's really good for pain, for pain and injury. Take that. Keep it. No, I have a bunch of them. Thank you. I buy shit in bulk. We were talking about Lala Zeta. yeah that was the early steroids which were the 70s yeah you don't know what the we were getting in the 70s everything came from germany i think i think they were roblin all that i think they were getting human growth hormone from cadavers see if that's true jamie put that into our ai sponsor perplexity did they used to get human growth hormone from cadavers i think they did i think that's how they used to get it what do you get human growth hormone from now
That's a good question. I don't know. I don't know how they do it. It's synthetic. I know it's synthetic. So it must be they isolate the molecule, they figure out how to reproduce it, and then they make it somehow. I have no idea. But the way they used to do it back then... Cadaver-derived human growth hormone was real used mid-1900s to 1985. It turned out to be dangerous because it sometimes transmitted prion diseases like Creutzfeldt-Jakob and is no longer used. It has been fully replaced by synthetic recombinant HDH. So Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, that's mad cow disease. It's the same kind of disease. And what it comes from is it's the same thing that cannibals get. When people eat human brain tissue and neurons and that kind of shit, you get this same disease.
alzada was one of the first u.s. sports figures to admit using anabolic steroids in the last year of his life as he battled against the brain tumor which eventually caused his death alzada asserted that his steroid use abuse steroid abuse directly led to his fatal illness he recounted his steroid abuse in an article sports illustrated our target started taking anabolic steroids in 69 and never stopped now i'm sick and i'm scared i was addicting mentally it was addicting mentally and
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:38
2
How does Joey Diaz manage his knee recovery?
0:38–6:46
3
What are the implications of using performance-enhancing substances?
6:46–56:39
4
What crazy steroid evasion story is shared?
56:39–58:36
5
How do personal experiences with addiction impact decisions?
58:36–59:38
6
What insights about recovery and health do they discuss?
59:38–1:52:23
7
What health issues does Joey Diaz discuss?
1:52:23–2:46:18