Reacting To People’s Diabolical Revenge Stories
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What is the host’s opening premise for the “diabolical revenge” episode?
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. We're diving into the most diabolical revenge stories that I could find on the internet. I'm not a very vengeful person myself, but I do like to dabble in reading some. So let's find out how sick you puppies are. My roommate was interviewing for a job at the company I work at. We had gotten into an argument, and I didn't want them to get the job. So on the morning of the interview I apologized and wished them luck and said, Here, I got you a coffee from the coffee shop. She didn't know, but I put laxatives in it. An hour or so later I watched the. So she had to leave the conference room three times to go to the bathroom. She did not get the job. Later she came home and said she shit her pants for the first time in her life and she must have had food poisoning.
How did the host sabotage their roommate’s job interview with laxatives?
She'll never know. You're a demonic bastard, okay? What was this argument even about to the point where you're like, I'm gonna absolutely drug this person and make them shit multiple times during a job interview? Also, we're talking about a job interview here. Livelihood. money to live and you are sabotaging them because of an argument you had. Selfish psychoperson. All right. You're the devil. Also, I don't even know why this would be the reason why you wouldn't get a job. If I'm in a job interview and someone sitting across from me clearly has a a cauldron in their stomach, bubbling guts, and they have to leave three times to take watery dumps and come Back and try to finish the interview, I'd be like, this person's dedicated.
Okay. Any other person who doesn't care about this company or care about this job would have called out, would have called in sick, tried to reschedule, but they powered through and they got here and they shit their pants in my office. This is the kind of person that I want working here. Someone with dedication, someone who's not afraid to get their hands dirty or their underwear dirty. That's what you want at your company.
Why does the host argue about being charged for a restaurant tablecloth?
Went to a restaurant for brunch. Upon receiving my bill, I noticed a three-dollar charge for take. As I was leaving, I folded up the tablecloth. The waiter asked, What are you doing? I said, I paid for it. I'm taking it home. And I did. I get it. But I mean, come on, what are we doing? But I also why if you're a restaurant and you are gonna make a charge like table linen, don't put it on the bill. Just include it in some of the pasta or whatever. You know what I mean? Add an extra dollar to the spicy rigatoni if you're gonna charge me for the tablecloth. All right. If you're gonna fucking charge me for sitting, for sitting down or for using a fork or something, just put it into the tax. I'm not sitting there doing the math anyway.
Just hide it. Don't put it there because now you deserve it. Now I am going to take it. Not only am I going to take this tablecloth home, but I'm not even gonna take it in a way that this person did, where they lightly you know, they folded it up. I'm doing like the magician thing and maybe the whole fucking plate's come with me where I'm just like Really quickly and see if everything falls off, that's on you. I'm trying to do something cool here with the table and I pay for it. So I get it. I I get it, all right? Had a classic case of a lunch stealer at my old job. I wanted to figure out who it was, so I made a tuna sandwich with tons of ghost pepper flakes in it. I sat at my desk and waited. Yo, there's nothing I love more than uh like doing a little fucking investigation in your office or something.
It's like, let me try and figure it out. And then you start setting traps, then you're waiting from the other side. Like I'm invigorated right now. Like, this is what I live for. I would love this. I heard someone start coughing up a lung and choking. Yeah. Your first piece of evidence. They were really struggling and people came over to help them and give them water. It was the janitor. Yeah, this is kind of crazy anyway.
What prank did the host set up with a tuna‑sandwich and ghost‑pepper to catch a lunch thief?
Also, this janitor was kind of doing you a favor because you brought in a tuna sandwich, which is like, you don't do that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the host’s opening premise for the “diabolical revenge” episode?
0:00–0:36
2
How did the host sabotage their roommate’s job interview with laxatives?
0:36–1:38
3
Why does the host argue about being charged for a restaurant tablecloth?
1:38–3:15
4
What prank did the host set up with a tuna‑sandwich and ghost‑pepper to catch a lunch thief?
3:15–5:37
5
How did the host spread a fake Harry Styles phone number on One Direction forums?
5:37–8:12
6
What extreme revenge did the host take against an abusive ex‑husband?
8:12–11:32
7
How did the host retaliate against a nosy neighbor by dumping fish into his pool?
11:32–14:53
8
What creative “pumpkin‑smashing” retaliation did the host use on a mischievous kid?
14:53–18:08