SPORT | CROWS SUPPORTERS CRYING AFTER LOSS, NFL Wrap From Beer Disneyland, Was Wharfie Time Really Needed? Catman Goes NUTZ, Sky News Get Sucked In, & Welcome To Munted News.
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What’s the One‑Dart Challenge and how can listeners win GF tickets?
Boys. Look around you. For a second. Yeah. It's just you out there. And beer. All year we've battled through it. Ryan Four Hughes in one day, 11 degrees feels like five, but now the sun is out. The bars are overflowing, boys. I don't know about you, but this this right now is what we've trained for. Yeah. This is our finals boys.
Let's go
and women.
Yeah.
People talk about summer, 30 degrees, beaches, beers. This is so much more than that, boys. This is our playoffs. It's Michael Jackson with one point left. And shot cock. The balls are in our hands.
This is September and Melbourne. No won't snowflake can bring us down today. Twenty-six degrees on a Saturday! Fuck yeah, boys. Prelim! Savage mates in town from birth. Don't waste another day of your late thirties on family chores and responsibilities.
Fuck yeah, boys.
Get outside, touch beer, book a table in the sun and order around a spit is for everyone. And cry. Show the emotion cause we've earned it. Cause all we have today is the sun. And tomorrow could be rain. Leave absolutely nothing in the tank brood boys! Because it's finals! This is our September! Come on, Docus! Come on, Quakeland! Let fucking go!
Forward, we keep it forward, who we get that far away
Wow. Well that's it. I'm having four to six beers this week. Don't bring me for don't bring me into this late 30s business. I'm still young. Actually, we're all mid 30s. We're all mid 30s. I'll be on the young side. No, you guys all be mid. Yeah, you'll be 40 also. Um guys, welcome to the King Forward podcast. Huge weekend coming. Savage guys in town. Pre-ling weekend. The uh the smell of like pollen is in the air. It is that time of year. And we are loving it. Um, we also have a big thing coming up coming Grand Final Week, only two weeks away until Grand Final Week. Brownlow as well, everything that comes with that. Um what's happening with that one, Harry? Yeah, that's right, Josh. We have actually got a special event that we are hosting at the pub by the MCG.
Mm-hmm. The pub, the Carlton Brewing uh event, the pop-up one. Okay. There are four tickets up for grabs of the 2026 AFL grand final. Um come down and show off your dart skills, or you might get lucky and uh just throw a dart correctly and win some tickets. Last year we had a great event there at the pub. This year, um it sold out last year, full uh and the winner of the four grand final tickets last year had a great time. Um, and it's pretty crazy when at the end of the night, with that in the build-up to the grand final, someone walks away with four. tickets. Yeah, that's it. So the um the format will give more details about, but basically you're gonna rock up, throw a dart, and the top um amount of contestants go through to the final.
So doors at six, um, the final strictly starting at eight, but we're gonna be doing uh lots of fun up until then. Uh games, more prizes up for the huge amount of prizes, $15 a ticket, um and we'll have a link in the show notes, but we'll also put it on our story and stuff like that. Huge matter. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do all that. You could probably just Google One Darts Challenge Kick It Forward at the pub, which also has a whole bunch of other stuff happening during the week. Probably just.
Um so go and check the those events out.
It is a Wednesday, but it's the week where days don't matter anymore.
Every week and matter.
I'll probably be work I'll probably be
working, grinding probably. Um last year, by the way, the event we hosted sold out, so get on to tickets quick. Getting quick. We they're fifteen bucks, but you'll get a lot out of it. Um speaking of which, uh there's a bit of a rev up at the start. My throat's gone now. Again, I thought I was getting it back after singing um The Smiths all weekend. But uh Harry I um yeah, I had to go to the uh doctor this morning for a brain scan. Oh
no, what anything's
not much. There's not much just after that weekend. There's not much. Oh really?
You had mates in town, uh epic dockers win. NFL NFL breakfast.
Breakfast. Trivia, breakfast, beers. Um yeah, they actually sent me the results from my brain scan in audio five.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the One‑Dart Challenge and how can listeners win GF tickets?
0:03–8:00
2
How did the hosts recap the NFL game in Melbourne and the Beer Disneyland vibe?
8:00–15:34
3
Why did the Crows supporters cry after the loss and what’s the 5AA reaction?
15:34–23:45
4
Was the ‘Wharfie Time’ segment really necessary for the broadcast?
23:45–30:44
5
What’s the story behind Catman’s crazy antics and the tree video?
30:44–37:48
6
How did Sky News’ fake Munted News story spark online backlash?
37:48–44:50
7
What did Tony Shaw say in his ‘DUH of the Week’ rant about the Geelong loss?
44:50–52:55
8
How much will Ashes tickets cost next year and why are fans upset?
52:55–59:31
Speakers
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