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What is the podcast recommending for listeners during the Kingmaker break?

Meg Molloy Tuten 0:00
Hello, dearest Kingmaker listeners. We'll be back soon with more of our special between season bonus episodes, but today I'd love to share a great new series from our dear friend of the show, Max Kreisky. It's called Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents, and it's at least as funny as any of the episodes Max has written for the Kingmaker histories, which is to say it's really fucking funny. Field Trip Sketch Comedy presents is an unrepentantly silly and fast-paced sketch comedy podcast by Boston-based sketch comedy group Field Trip, featuring comedy that's both So Dumb It's Smart and So Smart It's Dumb. Each episode revolves around a different theme, whether that be exploring how to expand your social circle, taking a trip through the human body, fantastic voyage style, or even venturing into the spooky.
Meg Molloy Tuten 0:45
Locale of Threadville, town of a thousand abandoned quarries. The show also features top-notch sound design and original music from June Eisenhart. Season 1 completed in February this year, so there's plenty to catch up on. Give it a listen today, and if you like what you hear, find out more by searching for at Field Trip Sketch on Blue Sky, Instagram, Tumblr, and YouTube.
Evan Starr 1:14
Thanks for inviting me over today guys and for this awesome pepperoni pizza.
Unknown 1:19
Anything for you?
Laura Donovan 1:20
Yes, eat up.
Evan Starr 1:22
Wait. Laura, Jamie. You two don't want any sweet sweet peppers, Roni? No. I can't get enough of them for some reason. It's like I've got pepperoni on the brains. You sure you guys don't want some? No pepperoni for us, Evan. It's not kosher. But I'm the Jewish one. And I don't keep kosher. And you got me to come over by telling me there'd be pepperoni pizza specifically.
Laura Donovan 1:48
Well I'm lactose intolerant and Jamie's my plus one.
Evan Starr 1:53
Well okay, but you're still gonna drink and smoke and vape and raw orgy with me, right?
Unknown 1:57
No, Evan, Laura and I don't do that. And you also never used to do that until this past week or so. What are you talking about?
Laura Donovan 2:05
And please stop asking us to participate in your rolling around on the floor naked and just grabbing whatever comes close game. You guys love grabsies!
Unknown 2:13
It was fun the first time and that's it.
Laura Donovan 2:16
We don't have the stamina.
Evan Starr 2:17
Boo!
Laura Donovan 2:19
Boo lame. What's not lame, Evan. Is that this is an intervention. And enter what?
Unknown 2:29
Evan, your sudden onset party rocking lifestyle is hurting you. And by extension, all of us. You have to stop. You're hurting your beautiful body.
Evan Starr 2:40
Fuck you guys. Who gives a shit about my body? We do, Evan. We care about Shut up! The only thing I'm addicted to is getting the fuck out of here!
Max Kreisky 2:52
OH SHIT
Unknown 2:54
Did I hear someone say that they don't care about their beautiful body? Mr Frizzle! Actually it's Krisky. It's Max Krisky. It's Mr Max Krisky. And you should all love your beautiful bodies no matter what.
Laura Donovan 3:12
Wow, what a great lesson.
Unknown 3:13
I'll drink to that. Evan, Evan, that's rubbing alcohol. My two favorite things. Hop aboard the enchanted shuttle of learning, everyone. We'll shrink down to microscopic size and learn to love our beautiful bodies. From the inside. Like the magic school? Nope. No. The Enchanted Learning Shuttle. Of learning. Or whatever the fuck. We already said Miss Frizzle. PBS isn't that litigious, but they aren't gonna give us more than two.

Why does the group decide to take a field‑trip inside Evan’s body?

Laura Donovan 3:49
We're kind of having an intervention here.
Unknown 3:51
And what better way to intervene than to go inside the body Interveniously Well when you put it like that Oh boy, I can't wait to explore with you guys. Actually, you're not going into the body, Evan. Because you are the body. You're gonna be the field trip!
Evan Starr 4:13
Wha o okay, so wait, what part of my body are you gonna look at? Can I shower?
Unknown 4:18
All of it. All of your Beautiful body. And sure, shower away. Makes no difference to us. You smell great, man. Like lilacs. It's a comforting, masculine smell. I am very uncomfortable. Come on, everybody, but Evan! Our first stop is the BALLS!
Max Kreisky 4:40
Yeah!
Evan Starr 4:43
That's exactly what I didn't want! You're in my throat!
Unknown 4:49
Uh okay, I I'm not quite there yet, just just a bit smaller. Evan, you're gonna need to drink a glass of water, okay? Okay! Yeah, no.
Unknown 5:13
Field Trip Sketch Comedy presents. Field Trip Sketch Comedy presents a journey through the human body.

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