Dear Diary... It's been a BIG YEAR on the Kyle & Jackie O Show...

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What is the Diary segment and how does the episode open?

Kyle Sandilands 0:02
iHeart Podcasts. Hear more KISS Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. You're on the air, Kyle. Jackie O time for the Diary of the Big Year in review. Jackie, the best bits on and off the air. And I don't know what you guys have planned, but Louisa, school teacher Louisa's got a new show she wants to tell everyone about coming up on stand. Louisa, what is this about? It's
Louisa (School Teacher Lou) 0:27
Okay, so this chick gets married right and then she suddenly loses her husband in a really tragic way. So he's a donor. Yeah. And then she gets a letter from someone who received one of his organs. Yep. And she starts to go a little bit crazy and then she ends up trying to stalk all the other people that got different parts of her body. Oh, no. Yeah, so... Oh, what? Yeah. The poor woman.

What TV show recommendation does Louisa share and what is the plot?

Louisa (School Teacher Lou) 0:48
Yeah, it's a bit creepy. Like, I think that's illegal. So some react really not well and others...
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 0:54
And what's she trying to achieve by doing that?
Louisa (School Teacher Lou) 0:57
She just wants to see how their lives turned out and if they're kind of using the organs in the best way.
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 1:03
Oh, like if one's smoking, she's going to be filthy.
Kyle Sandilands 1:05
We use a girl in the class that would always ask questions so the teacher would never stop talking.
Louisa (School Teacher Lou) 1:11
Okay, sorry.
Cher (guest) - Cher (likely) 1:11
Go on.
Kyle Sandilands 1:12
Jack is my favourite teacher's pet. It's a stand show. What's it called, actually?
Louisa (School Teacher Lou) 1:16
It's called Dear Life. It comes out on New Year's Day, but it's really worth watching, I reckon.
Kyle Sandilands 1:21
Actually, New Year's Day, I'm always looking for someone. Thank you for the tip.
Louisa (School Teacher Lou) 1:24
Thanks, schoolteacher Louisa.
Kyle Sandilands 1:25
Thank you for the lecture. Thank you for the lecture. Okay, here's the best bits on and off the air, the year in review.
Pete (Intern/Producer Pete) 1:38
Dear Diary, it's been a big year on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. In 2025, we took everything to the next level. We kicked off the year with the $100,000 ball drop. There was balls flying everywhere. Oh, I was in heaven. Let's do it.
Kyle Sandilands 1:59
OK, intern Pete's on the ground.
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 2:02
Oh, there it is.
Kyle Sandilands 2:03
Balls have been dropped.
Pete (Intern/Producer Pete) 2:07
It's a winning frenzy this morning. Chelsea has just won $20,000. Oh! Nice to meet you, I'm Kelly. Two diamond Cador bracelet. Can I have one, please? Jackie, don't be so desperate. Natalie. $10,000! I really needed the money, so thank you so much, kiss. You're welcome, sweetie. But it wasn't all fun and games. Kyle received some pretty tough news at the start of the year.
Kyle Sandilands 2:35
I was told by my medical team that I have a brain aneurysm and this requires brain surgery. Are you all right?
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 2:46
Yeah. You've gone quiet. I just can't, like, even think about this being anything other than it's going to be fine.
Kyle Sandilands 2:53
I just got a video from my son.
Hang on. Hi, Dada. Say good morning. Mommy. Say I love you.
Kyle Sandilands 3:03
Love you. Love you. Love you. Now I'm emotional. Oh, sorry, after seeing that video from my child, it's really just overwhelmingly sad now. I don't want to leave a wife and a little child behind. I know. My wife has grown up without a father, and I know that that was very difficult for her. So, um...
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 3:28
Yeah. Oh, don't. It's going to be okay.
Kyle Sandilands 3:31
I know it'll be okay. I feel it'll be okay.
Pete (Intern/Producer Pete) 3:33
You really are, honey. Jackie's tough times are behind her now, and it's gotten to that point where we can all, you know, have a bit of a laugh about it.
Kyle Sandilands 3:41
Jackie, how'd your fat disappear?
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 3:42
I played tennis for two to three hours a day.
Kyle Sandilands 3:45
Yeah, no one's buying that. What did you do to stack all that weight on?
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 3:50
Well, because I was taking so many sleeping pills, I'd forget that I'd eaten. And so I'd keep ordering McDonald's, forgetting I'd just eaten. Sometimes I'd wake up in the morning and go, oh, so good last night. I'm so proud of myself. And then I'd look over to the side of the bed and there were all these McDonald's, like, brown bags.
Kyle Sandilands 4:11
Oh, what an absolute animal.
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 4:13
I was such a mess.

How did Kyle & Jackie O kick off the year with the $100,000 ball drop?

Kyle Sandilands 4:15
Did you ever stand on a burger, like a patty? No. Your little fat foot goes... It didn't stand a chance.
Jackie O (Jackie Henderson) 4:20
It was always eaten, Kyle.
Pete (Intern/Producer Pete) 4:25
Through the tough times, Kyle and Jackie O are true professionals and the show must go on. Cher would know a thing or two about that.
Kyle Sandilands 4:33
You bring this energy, your music, your acting. You're a true icon.
Cher (guest) - Cher (likely) 4:37
Icon is such a weird word, you know. It just doesn't mean much to me as a person.

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