π What's really happening at Schoolies...
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iHeart Podcasts. Hear more Kiss Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Mary Magdon is here from news.com.au. Hi, Mary. Hi. You've been at schoolies, tooling around at schoolies. Did you take your boyfriend up there or did you go to schoolies solo?
I went like a normal person. I went solo.
A lot of people are going into schoolies. They're breaking up. I saw your story.
What happened when Mary went solo to Schoolies on the Gold Coast?
A lot of these kids are breaking up just weeks ago so they can hit schoolies single without any anchor around their legs.
Well, we all did it when I was in high school. I didn't personally do it, but I had a lot of friends that did it. So I was like, I wonder if the Gen Z is still doing this. And they're very much, as one girl put it to me, which I thought was very beautiful and Shakespearean, it's a hookup fest.
It's a hookup. And it is always.
Well, we know, right? But, like, what did you see, Mary? Was it eye-opening for you or was it just what you expected?
Look, it was quite horrifying because I think here's the thing about, like, 18-year-olds. They don't talk. They shriek. They yell at each other all the time. They happily. There's a lot of yelling. There's a lot of like screaming at each other. There's a lot of like falling over. And there's a lot of which I did kind of find quite cute in a way. The boys hang out with the boys and the girls hang out with the girls. And then groups of boys or groups of girls will approach the other groups.
Right.
But then if one of them leaves, they all leave.
It's like a bachelor and spinster ball, isn't it?
Yeah, but, like, you wouldn't go alone.
Never alone. No, no, no, no. A group approaches another group.
Yes, and sometimes, like, someone in a group might call out to another group and be like, Oi! And then... And then there'll be like a bit of like, oh my God, should we say hello? And then it's kind of like a mating ceremony. What about the sex?
Is there sex?
They're having sex.
Right, because they said in some of the articles leading up to school.
They're having threesomes, Kyle.
Threesomes, Mary.
Threesomes, which I thought, I thought that's a bit much for me. I think you shouldn't have a threesome until you can afford your own one bedroom apartment.
I agree. I'm old fashioned that way. Or even a studio apartment will suffice.
No, I think if you're having threesomes, there needs to be at least three rooms in your apartment.
But if one person leaves early, they're still there without being there. Someone's on the breville.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
How do students behave in groups at Schoolies and why is it a βhookup festβ?
Making a sanger. I just think threesomes terrify me because I think there's always someone that's kind of like just kind of there because they have to be. And my big fear. You reckon that's you? Yeah, that'd be me. I'd be like trying to make small talk.
I don't know.
I don't think I'd be good enough. But yeah, so they're having three sims. They're having sex on the beach, which I don't like.
On the beach?
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
I have. I haven't. I've warned Jackie before. Now, Mary, I don't know whether you had sex on the beach up there, but here's the warning.
Yes.
Legs not towards the ocean. Head towards the ocean. Because as the wind blows off the ocean and hits the sand, the sand will blow into you.
Can I ask you, how naked did you get when you were having sex on the beach?
I was only pants off and so was she. Yeah, I think that's... No tops off, tops on.
I did speak to one young lady who had gotten quite naked and so she was showing me the abrasions of the sand on her. And it was bothering me. I was like, look, we're going to have to go get you some Ural, just as a general warning.
Brooklyn has no idea what that is.
When you have a UTI, I constantly have a UTI. It's not a day that goes by.
You're drinking a Ural like everyone else drinks a Barocca.
I brought Ural with me. And then I tried to convince my cameraman, who's a nice 27-year-old man, I was like, let me tell you this right now, Naz. The Ural is going to be sold out. And then we went to the chemist and it wasn't sold out. And he's like, I think you just have a medical condition.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02β0:29
2
What happened when Mary went solo to Schoolies on the Gold Coast?
0:29β2:21
3
How do students behave in groups at Schoolies and why is it a βhookup festβ?
2:21β4:25
4
Are threesomes and public sex common at Schoolies and what did Mary observe?
4:25β6:49
5
What health risks did Mary warn about after seeing sex on the beach?
6:49β10:15
6
Why were students calling each other βslutβ and what examples did Mary report?
10:15β14:36
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