Cash Raged and Broke Ivy's Phone?

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How did the episode open and what prank sets the tone?

Harper 0:00

I have a surprise.

Unknown 0:01

What?

Harper 0:01

Matching phone cases. I bet it'd be cute for like a video link. Put it on. Everyone put it on so we can all match. Oh, yay. I don't know what Cash is doing right now, but I ordered them and they just got here, so I got excited. Hey, that's actually so cute. It is thin. I like that.

Unknown 0:16

Hey. I'm going to follow you. No. What are you doing? Okay.

Harper 0:22

I got your phone. I got your phone. I got your phone, so... Gosh, why would you do that?

Cash 0:31

All right, what's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode. Today, we are here again with the Wasabi family.

Harper 0:44

Okay. Close enough. Are you going to get it right ever?

Cash 0:46

Wasabi.

Harper 0:47

Wahab.

Cash 0:48

Wahabi-sabi. Where did you guys go last night? You were saying you went to... Were you saying you... Broke into a mall? Is that what you said? She did. Yeah, Ivy came in. She was like, yeah, like, broke into a mall.

Ivy 1:00

I missed this. I was in my room. What happened? It's normal. I went with Nina.

Harper 1:05

If you have to start the story with it's normal, it's probably not.

Unknown 1:08

Probably not.

Ivy 1:09

I went with Nina, and the mall was closed, but somehow the doors were open, so we snuck in. Which mall?

Harper 1:15

You know, that's illegal.

Ivy 1:17

No, it's not. It's normal to me.

Harper 1:18

And then... Because, like, last night, me and Ivy were going to have a sleepover. But my mom said I couldn't because I would get her sick. And I did get her sick.

Ivy 1:27

But... I have the hansa virus now.

Harper 1:29

But me and Ivy were supposed to have a sleepover. And Ivy was like, yeah, let's sneak into Target and sleep over there. it's like sleep over there like what do you guys think you could do that like do you want me to get killed like going to target before they close oh yeah stay there overnight oh i definitely actually do that i've like seen youtube videos but i never know if they were like real or fake i think i could sleep on the top shelf wait the mall you went to was it like a mall that was still like in use yeah oh it wasn't like abandoned no where do you mean i just went and walked around i have a video

Unknown 2:00

actually wait no way guys i was i was being for real how'd you get in the doors are open it was not good then it wasn't closed so you went to the front door so it just opened a mall ivy went shopping nobody's in the mall wait which mall was it it was like uh it was downtown dallas whoa it was an apartment um

Harper 2:26

Wait, she is right. There's, like, no one in the entire place. There's nobody in there. He said it was, like, a high-rise apartment with, like, a mall underneath it.

Unknown 2:33

Correct, yeah.

Cash 2:36

See? There's nobody in it. An underground mall. Oh, you're in the underground part of Dallas. Yeah. Yeah, so Dallas actually has an underground city. A lot of people don't know this. What? Yeah, it has an underground city.

What happened when the group talked about sneaking into malls and abandoned places?

Cash 2:46

I did not know that. Yeah, where there's, like, a bunch of stores. So to get rid of, like, the foot traffic, they made an underground city. How have I never been there? I've lived here. Well, it was made a long time ago, and I think most of them, you can probably see in that video, are vacant spots. Yeah, they are. Yeah, so you don't really shop down there anymore, but it's still open, and there's some stuff.

Unknown 3:06

What?

Cash 3:06

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Unknown 3:08

So you didn't sneak in. Yeah, it was kind of eerie.

Cash 3:11

I hate this.

Unknown 3:12

But it's open.

Harper 3:12

It looks like the back rooms, kind of. You would not like that. Yeah, it was. I wouldn't like it.

Unknown 3:16

Are all the lights turned on?

Harper 3:18

No, they're all on. All the lights are on? Everything. Oh, then I should be fine, Kate. The lights are on. No, places like that freak me out. Like, that would actually feel like the back rooms.

Ivy 3:27

Me and Mina were going to go to a abandoned hospital, and she said yes. She said we were down and everything. But it was getting... It's getting demolished, so it's set up for demolition.

Unknown 3:36

So we can't go. That'd be dangerous. Yeah. I'm so sick.

Harper 3:40

I'm not kidding. Like, I've never been this sick in my life.

Unknown 3:42

Go to the abandoned hospital. Get better. I'll help you there.

Cash 3:46

Wait, did you guys go to a hospital, too?

Unknown 3:48

No, we couldn't. They were going to.

Cash 3:49

Oh, it was demolished. Man, we went to an abandoned hospital. We did one time.