I Survived Total Isolation
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What are the unique challenges of recording a podcast alone?
We are all shooting our conversations separately and we're all going to be alone talking. So I thought I would take this time upon myself. I'm going to eat some food and no one can stop me because no one's here. I think Ash is kissing other girls, but I did kiss another guy at a party once, but I'm not gonna tell him that. We're at the top of this mountain, and it's like pitch black outside. My dad's like, don't move. And we all turn, and then I see it. Fear struck my soul. I walked into this house, and when I walk in, all I hear is screaming and yelling, and I'm greeted by a bunch of grown men throwing knives with blood all over their hands. All right, guys. Well, welcome to an episode. So we are all shooting our conversations separately and we're all going to be alone talking.
So I thought I would take this time upon myself and I'm going to eat.
How does fear manifest in extreme situations?
I'm going to eat some food and no one can stop me because no one's here. Hey, it's Harper Zellmer. I got three knives. Don't ask what I'm going to do with them, but I'm going to stab a hole into all three of these people's faces. So let's get it going. Let's start the episode off with another banger. Oh, yeah. all right so first we have an ace we have three aces okay great all right just watch this y'all aren't gonna be able to hear me for a minute but y'all will be able to see this so ready here we go all right okay here I go ready guys first one
Hold on. I was really good at this.
I honestly give up. Like, I thought I was good at this, and obviously I'm not. I don't even know what to do. I'm on an episode alone right now, and last time I did this, I got majorly bullied on the internet for it. So, yeah. But we just filmed an episode, and I don't really know what I'm going to do tonight. But I have a marker, and I want to write everybody that I hate on it. So... Yeah, but I'm not going to do that because I'm a good person. So anyways, yeah, I'm trying to talk about what happened to me. There's a lot of like school drama happening. I don't know what to do for prom.
What unexpected events occurred during a hunting trip?
I don't know if I'm invited or not. Like I hope I'm invited. My dress looks really good. It's like straps. Then it goes down like this. Then it goes up like that. Then it curves down into this beautiful looks like this. With a bunch of dots on it. Wait, I'm just realizing this. Like, I can literally say whatever I want right now because they're not here. Like, what do I even do? I'm so bored. I hate being alone. But, like, at the same time, I don't even care. You know what? I'm going to talk about everybody on the podcast. What I like about them, what I hate about them. Let's go. All right. First, Maverick. There's not much to like about him. He... Is gay. All right, next. Um, Kenzie. Uh, she... What? She's pretty. She's gorgeous, nice, kind-hearted soul.
Um... Yeah, Cash. Um... I think he's in a secret relationship with Maverick. So I'm going to leave it at that. And then Kate. Kate is – she's very nice too. I really like her.
How does isolation affect personal relationships?
Amazing girl. Love her so much. Guys, like this is like ten minutes of the episode just for me, and I have nothing to do. Like what do I even do? Last time we did this, I was like jumping around the episode. I've changed my ways. My throat hurts. I'm tired. I don't even want to do anything. Hold on. And I'm so hungry, but I had 10 chicken minis this morning. So, yeah, that was a lot. Anyways, I'm trying to think. I'm in school right now. I'm a junior. Last time I filmed this, I was a freshman, which is so weird. Like, what is happening to me? I'm literally getting so old, and I still think I'm so funny. But, yeah, I'm getting old. I am tired. Like, I'm getting – I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm genuinely dying.
I don't know what's happening. Like, my throat always hurts. I'm tired. My head hurts. I can't even talk. I just want to go to bed all the time.
What lessons can be learned from past mistakes in friendships?
I wish I could take this 10 minutes to go to bed, but I can't. Honestly, like... Things are getting, I wish I didn't go first because like now I have to like, I couldn't think of anything to talk about. So now I'm just like sitting here alone.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the unique challenges of recording a podcast alone?
0:00–0:56
2
How does fear manifest in extreme situations?
0:56–2:59
3
What unexpected events occurred during a hunting trip?
2:59–4:11
4
How does isolation affect personal relationships?
4:11–5:11
5
What lessons can be learned from past mistakes in friendships?
5:11–8:15
6
How do social media dynamics influence personal interactions?
8:15–10:59
7
What humorous incidents arise from baby care?
10:59–14:28
8
What is the significance of addressing bullying in today's society?
14:28–1:05:34