Ivy and Yolonda Meet for the FIRST Time!!!!!

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Who is Ivy and why is this the first meeting with Yolanda?

Unknown 0:00
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Cash 0:24
Maybelline. Today, Yolanda is about to meet someone that everyone online has been saying she should meet.
Ivy Jones 0:31
Which is Ivy Jones. So what was your first thought of meeting Yolanda? Yeah, she's like a
Unknown 0:40
toddler. Are we starting beef?
No.
Unknown 0:43
Yo, I haven't talked about my neck yet.
Ivy Jones 0:46
She broke her neck. Oh, yeah, no. Are you talking about it? Yeah, we never have talked about this. I know. I was at cheer. I'm doing this waterfall, which is a front flip from extension, so I'm like 12 feet in the air. So I do it, the front flip, and I fall literally on my neck straight through because my foot gets caught on the bracer, and I roll over, and I'm like, I can't move, I can't move, I can't move.
Cash 1:07
What's up, guys? Welcome back to the podcast. Today, Yolanda is about to meet someone that everyone online has been saying she should
Yolanda 1:13
meet. Which
Cash 1:15
is? Take it away, Yolanda.
Yolanda 1:17
Which is Ivy Jones. Ivy Jones.
Cash 1:22
Wow. All right. Yo.
Ivy Jones 1:24
I love your
Cash 1:24
sunset.
Deja Clark 1:25
That's so cute. Thank you. Where's it from? Alfred Giedem? Yeah, I got it. I love
Kate 1:30
it. Ivy, you're back. Yeah. How's it feel? Good. Did you miss us? Yeah. Oh, really? Well,
Cash 1:40
I think everyone online has been asking if you guys are sisters. Yes. What do you guys got to say to that?
Unknown 1:46
I'm her sister.
Yolanda 1:47
Yeah, we're sisters. Is
Unknown 1:49
this true? I'm related to all of you guys. All of us.
Cash 1:52
We're
Deja Clark 1:52
doing this again. Here we go, Natalie. Wait, you have braces.
Cash 1:59
She doesn't have braces.
Deja Clark 2:01
No, I don't.
Cash 2:02
What are you talking about, Kenzie?
Deja Clark 2:03
I don't know. I'm
Yolanda 2:05
so
Ivy Jones 2:05
stupid. I'll be quiet. I'm sorry.
Yolanda 2:07
It's like the
Unknown 2:08
reflection of her retainer. Yeah,
Ivy Jones 2:10
I
Unknown 2:10
told her on the last laugh. It's like my retainer. It's
Cash 2:13
like a tattoo on your tooth. Okay.
Ivy Jones 2:16
Yeah, I
Cash 2:16
don't know what I was
Ivy Jones 2:16
thinking. So what was your first, like, thought of meeting Yolanda? Like, were you like, is she really short? What, like five seconds ago? Yeah,
Unknown 2:22
she's like a toddler. In a good way, though. Whoa. Are we starting beef?
Deja Clark 2:28
No. Wait, I have to actually test this out because me and Kate, we were filming a video the other day, and we had to call her and ask her how tall she was, and she had no clue. Can I go get a ruler real quick?
Kate 2:38
Yeah,
Deja Clark 2:39
go for it.
Kate 2:39
Yeah, we were filming something, and I was like, oh, Yolanda's like 4'8", and then I called her, and she's like, I don't know how tall I am for something. You know how tall you are? I don't know. I'm like probably
Cash 2:49
4'3".
Unknown 2:49
You're
Cash 2:49
5'6"?
Unknown 2:50
There's no way.
Cash 2:51
That's a cap, isn't
Unknown 2:52
it? Yours told me. Well, somebody else was like saying I'm 5'6", not my comments, so I just believed them, like sure, bro.
Cash 2:58
Oh.
Unknown 2:59
What
Cash 2:59
height do you think you are?
Yolanda 3:01
5'3", maybe?
Cash 3:02
Okay, wait, Yolanda, what height do you think you are?
Yolanda 3:04
I think I'm like 4'3".
Cash 3:06
4'3", and you think you're what? I think Yolanda's 4'5". 4'3", 5'3", a foot difference? That'd be kind of crazy.
Deja Clark 3:11
I think she's like... Wait, wait, wait. What's everyone's last guess on Yolanda? I'm saying she's like 4'6". 4'5".
Unknown 3:15
4'8". 4'9". Yeah, I think she's
Cash 3:18
4'8".
Yolanda 3:19
I think she's 4'6".
Deja Clark 3:20
No, 4'5".
Yolanda 3:20
Harper Phillips is 4'8".
Cash 3:22
Oh,
Unknown 3:23
then
Deja Clark 3:23
you're
Cash 3:23
like three
Unknown 3:23
foot.
Deja Clark 3:24
No, I'm not. I'm going
Unknown 3:27
to say a strong
Deja Clark 3:28
four, six and a half. Minus four, five and a half.
Unknown 3:31
Yeah. Four, three, four, three. Okay, go. Wait, just your head, not the bun. Four, four.
Deja Clark 3:35
Okay, stand up. Okay. Here, Cash, you do it so everyone can see. All right, ready? Can I step on it?
Cash 3:40
All right, no, just stand right next to it.
Kate 3:42
Don't do the bun.
Cash 3:43
All right, now stand up. Okay. Let's see, that is... You're like exactly like 53 and a half inches. Which is? Which is four, one, two, three, four.
Kate 3:57
Five.
Cash 3:58
Five. You're like four, five.
Ivy Jones 3:59
I got it. Let's go. I won. All right. Your turn,
Cash 4:02
Ivy.
Ivy Jones 4:04
Okay. I won.
Cash 4:05
All right. Ivy is dang. Okay. You are.
Ivy Jones 4:09
Why'd you say dang?
Cash 4:10
You're like four, five, one and a half.
Kate 4:13
Dang. Dang. You're up there.

How did Harper end up in the ER after her cheer accident?

Kate 4:15
That's how hot. No, I just always, whenever I film a video with Yolanda, that's always our comments.

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