A Couple of Homies
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Why is Seth Meyers absent from this episode?
Well, like, first off, Seth's not here. How's everybody doing?
It's the Seth Meyers Lonely Island Podcast minus Turbot.
Let me say, it's too soon. It's too soon for him to be gone? Yeah, we just did our very first No Seth episode. It went over great. Everyone loved it. And it's way too soon for a sequel. And this is because he couldn't make it work this week. It's not because of us. He had another bar mitzvah.
Podcast show.
Sorry, guys, I did live TV last night, so I'm just really in my performance mode.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Ask me about it. How was it? I watched a little bit of it after I found out it existed as a thing.
Yeah, I wanted to read our text thread. You're really on top of it.
I know a lot about what's happening in the world. Mulaney has a show on Netflix, guys. Andy was on it. I watched a little bit of it last night. See, here's the thing, you guys. I'm a sports nut now, so I was watching the games. And so I wasn't up on the fact that Mulaney has a show. It's true. There's Knicks.
We're all texting trying to figure out if Seth could make the pod today. Spoiler alert, he couldn't. And Andy said, I'm about to do Mulaney. This was at 6.59 p.m. It's a live show that starts at 7, I believe.
So yeah, he was texting on the couch.
And then Yorm wrote, I know you'll all be shocked to hear this, but I don't know what that means. Does Mulaney have a show? He's been doing it for over two months now, maybe a month and a half at least. Many, many episodes. One could even argue it's the talk of the town. It also is a sequel to him having done it before. So it's also less surprising because it's already happened in the past. I know his name is Jonathan. I know his last name is Mulaney. Around L.A. and New York, there are billboards.
Yeah, I get outside sometimes, too. And, you know, here's the thing. When you're a sports nut, Keeve, you're just like, go, go, go.
What's more information? What are the stats? Look at that pick and roll. There's a layup.
Slam dunk. So you were like, I used to know about Mulaney's show, and then I became a sports nut because the playoffs started, and now there's no room in there for the Mulaney stuff. It pushed right out.
Andy gets it. Anyway, you did great on the show, Andy. It was very funny.
Oh, thanks. At one point, because I only could kind of half watch because I was with my kids. And at one point I looked over and there was a puff of smoke coming out of your mouth. What was that about?
Oh, yeah. One of the comics, Robbie brought on a vape. Of THC?
With tobacco in it?
Yeah, it was tobacco. She kept saying it was only 2% tobacco and it was really low grade. And it's like mint strawberry flavored or something. How'd you like it?
Have you ever taken a hit of a vape before?
No, I let everyone know that after that that was my first vape experience.
Yeah. It was pleasant. You did it like a pro, like that would make me think, oh, this guy kind of smokes. But I know for a fact you definitely don't. And so it was very funny.
Well, I definitely don't smoke that tobacco. But the wacky tobacco, I mean, I've puffed my fair share of ganja, you know?
Yeah, but not often in these days. So even that would have been surprising.
I mean, growing up in the Bay, puffing on that law, the doja, taking it to the neck. The fact that you know over five slang words for it makes me know you're telling the truth. Yeah. No stems, no seeds, no sticks? Some of that sticky icky?
Almost like you had five on it.
Oh, yeah. You could always count on me to have five on it. Sometimes I'd even have six on it. Wow. Generous. How much did you have on it, Keith? Very little. One or two. Jorm, how much would you put on it? Be real.
Be real. The rapper. Yeah, he doesn't. He's just gone. I'm telling you, he's probably checking his phone looking at sports scores.
Yeah, he's like, oh, how many did Brunson have? I didn't know who that was until a week ago.
Oh, sorry, you were asking me?
Yes, that's why I said the word Jorm. Oh, I thought you were asking Keeve. I asked Keeve and he answered. Jesus fucking Christ. I can't live like this, you guys. I don't want to do the podcast. Seth's not here. Jorm's not even paying attention because he's fucking fixated on Brunson.
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