Episode 100: Turtleneck & Chain Part 2
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It's the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast. Akiva was saying that our last episode was masturbatory, and I was like, I think the whole thing is masturbatory. Let's start on that. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. The bedrock of the entire endeavor. It's the premise. If there's a third one of us... They're listening to the other two talk and then can hear when there may be like just have been too normal for too long.
What updates does Seth share about his trip to Milan?
And they're going to throw a curveball. They're going to toss a grenade in the path. Something's going to happen. When there's just two, you're just having a conversation. There's no peanut gallery. You can eat as many burritos as you want when there's two. That's what I mean. The rules are different. It's gone. The rules are gone, man. It's burrito town. Andy, you didn't listen, obviously, but Jorm was eating a burrito and was fully fucking half-brained before the episode even started. You know what, Keith? That's your opinion, man. Yeah. Hey, wait. Can I comment on where I'm at? You look like you're on a set where they've put a bunch of conduit on the walls. Well, guess what, dog? Airbnb. But what is all that shit on the wall?
I don't want to talk about it. Oh. It's conduits. You Airbnb'd an escape room? You're staying in an escape room of some sort? It's like Saw, but the guy's not here right now, so it's fine. As soon as he comes back, I'm fucked. Yeah, he's like, come and go as you please. It's my Saw room, but when I'm not there, I don't lock it. Look, he Airbnb's it when he's not doing Saw action. He's out getting gas for his chainsaw. He's like, honestly, I don't think I'm going to Saw at all next month. Should we just get out of town and Airbnb it? How old is the building you're in that they were like, we didn't build it for electricity or for internet? No, this is one of those extra rooms. So you can say that there's an extra room.
But every kid, I loved the conversation because every adult was like, yeah, like one of them will stay down here. I was like, no fucking kid's going to stay down here. And immediately they were all like, it's haunted. It's haunted. Well, it's got like copper pipes going through it and like electrical wires. And it's like you're in a basement. It doesn't take anything to paint that corner. But also, why isn't that stuff in the walls? Anyways. The rest of the house is great. I'm in Florida, guys. I'm spring training for the Mets. You know how I do. B-ball head all the way. Yep, b-ball. The famous sport of b-ball. Yeah. That's also bowling, too, so I don't want to confuse you. Thank you for clarifying. I'm going to just jump in here right out of the gate.
Okay. This is our 100th episode of the pod. Is that right? So we're done. 100 Shorts. We're out. Is that okay? Because I would love to peace out. We're definitely doing the 100th Digital Short tonight, right? Yeah. Somehow not. Somehow it turned into like 75 Q&As. People love it. We got a lot of positive feedback about the Q&As last episode because I read a comment from one of the Quades saying that they love it, they'll listen to everything, but please stop doing Q&As. And we apologized and just explained, like, what are we supposed to do when it's a great day but Andy can't be there? Thank you. We got to do something. Thank you. And I will say, I looked at the comments on YouTube and most of the people were like, yes, you can always just not listen to it.
Please just do something every week. Interesting. So it's fine. Shouldn't be the name of the podcast. Do something. I mean, it's like, I just thought of this, but it's almost like you can't please everyone. That's a saying I just made up. Oh, wow. Is that true? We're going to have to pressure test that. Hit us in the titties. Can you please everyone? I think we should try, though, guys. I think we should try. Here's what I know. I'll feel bad about the people we don't please no matter what. In one year, we're going to give a TED Talk called You Can Please Everyone.
Okay.
We figured it out. Leave it to us. What are we talking about, guys, this time? Besides us. As I was texting everyone.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:32
2
What updates does Seth share about his trip to Milan?
0:32–6:10
3
How does the conversation shift to the Turtleneck & Chain album?
6:10–6:29
4
What insights do they provide about the making of 'Mama'?
6:29–7:07
5
How do they reflect on their previous episode's Q&A format?
7:07–12:11
6
What are the key themes in the song 'Rocky'?
12:11–15:19
7
What humorous anecdotes are shared about the Space Olympics joke?
15:19–15:59
8
How do they conclude the episode and celebrate their 100th episode?
15:59–1:07:47