What Was That?

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Andy Samberg 0:00
So I've been gone, but can I just start with a question?
Jorma Taccone 0:03
Yeah, sure.
Andy Samberg 0:04
When do we think your arm's going to not be sick anymore?
Jorma Taccone 0:07
Oh, dude, it's lasted... I mean, this is much better. I sound slightly better.
Andy Samberg 0:11
Well, it's funny you bring that up because I am sick now. And when we, the three of us, Seth, we had a Zoom with a reporter who was doing an article about the 10-year pop star thing two days ago. And right when I got on, I think Andy, but maybe it was you, Jorm, said, they heard my voice and went, oh, Keev, you sick? And I was like real confident, like, no. And then I was sick like 12 hours later. So you guys know me better than I know myself.
Jorma Taccone 0:36
Yeah.

What updates do Andy, Seth, and Jorma share at the start of the episode?

Jorma Taccone 0:36
That's what this pod is for. It's for us getting really deep with each other.
Akiva Schaffer 0:40
It's like wearing one of those health rings that tell you when you're going into the zone. If you do a podcast with bros that have known you since high school, they're like, hey, man. Hey, man. Maybe slow down.
Andy Samberg 0:50
You guys are like my life monitors.
Akiva Schaffer 0:52
Yeah. You've missed a lot, Andy. You've missed a lot.
Andy Samberg 0:56
Right.
Akiva Schaffer 0:56
And I'm very excited to kind of update you on things at the top of the pod. First of all, I'm very happy to report Scott from Seattle sent me what is my second bottle of Martinelli's sparkling apple juice. So did you get it? This one had a note, and the note just said, yeah, I got it. Hey, Andy, I just noticed that you wrote me at 11 o'clock last night, awake, question mark.
Andy Samberg 1:20
Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer 1:22
what was, what were you reaching out for? I was not. I was in New York. And so you thought me, a father of three would what? Like just bust, like bust out and hang out with L.A.
Andy Samberg 1:32
If you guys went and got a drink in New York, no man, I just wanted a wrap.
Akiva Schaffer 1:35
So, all right, so you wanted a wrap, but like if I had said like, yeah dude, what are we going to do? Like what would you have said?
Andy Samberg 1:41
Oh, I'd be like, oh, I'm sleepy. Oh, I gotta go to sleep. Sorry. First off, Andy's on West Coast time.
Akiva Schaffer 1:47
He's West Coast time. He's a little more awake. And he's, again, he's like not with his family. Right. So he's like, I could like chat.
Andy Samberg 1:53
Correct. I couldn't zonk out till like 3 a.m. It was tough. It's like when you were here, Seth, at 5 p.m. and wanted me to get a drink. And I was like, of course not.
Akiva Schaffer 2:00
Yeah, that's true. I get it. I get it. Andy, I'm going to guess you know this story that Jorm brought up in the last podcast. What did Jorm, it's a little lonely, a little Jorm trivia for you. What did Jorm want to change his middle name to, but then didn't because it was $400?
Andy Samberg 2:15
Oh. In high school.
Akiva Schaffer 2:17
High school.
Andy Samberg 2:17
It wasn't Jermack.
Jorma Taccone 2:19
No.
Andy Samberg 2:19
That's different.
Jorma Taccone 2:20
No, you should know this because for our wedding, we were considering actually changing our middle names to this name as well.
Andy Samberg 2:27
I know the story, and I'm ashamed to admit. You're going to be super mad when you hear it. I would have got this one right without the pod, I'm saying, just so you know.
Akiva Schaffer 2:35
Fuck yeah, Keith. Yeah. McDuck.
Andy Samberg 2:37
Oh, right, McDuck. God damn it.
Akiva Schaffer 2:40
Two comments about Yoram trying to change his name to McDuck. A couple of people actually offered to send the 400 bucks now. Like they're saying if that's still your barrier to entry, people wanna take care of that for you. Someone just wrote a solitary comment in the YouTube comments section. They just wrote, Yorma McDuck DeConey. And then the next person commented, my phone is offering to translate to English this comment. And then only on this podcast can you get that. We talked about... Andy, it was agreed. We had a voter pool as to whether or not this was the acceptable term. As far as British listeners, it's called quids. And when you want to ask a quid a question, you say punt us in the... Oh my goodness.
Akiva Schaffer 3:32
By 84%. They're totally fine with it. Great.
Andy Samberg 3:35
So hit us in the titties and for all you quids, punt us in the... Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer 3:40
Yeah. Okay. We had some other names. We talked about how Aussies would be quants. This is just, they're fine with it. This is, again, this is anecdotal. This was not a poll. Because of Qantas? Well, no, I think just like, I don't know. But also somebody did say, somebody based on that, Andy, did say we should be called Qantas.

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