Matt Walsh's "Am I Racist?" THE GAME! (Uncut Edition)
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Welcome to the show, Am I Racist? The only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist. Our contestants will be asked a series of questions. Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game. Let's meet them now. Siaka. Bryson, everybody. Justine, everybody. And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody. Question number one. Per 2014 statistics, Colombia produces the most cocaine in the world.
Is that right? Or is that racist? Since that's the second thing behind coffee that I know come out of Colombia, I'm going to say yes. That's right.
Colombia produces the most cocaine. I think that's right. I think that's big facts.
Those are very big facts indeed. That is right.
Matt, I'm going to have to say that is right. And I watched the show Narcos, and that was... We don't need the whole story.
That is correct. That is right.
Well, I've seen quite a bit of movies that deal with drug running, so I'm going to have to go ahead and say that that is right.
That's right. You got that one right. Colombia. Off to a good start. Turns out Colombia not only first, but produces more than second place Peru and third place Bolivia combined. Question number two. 70% of Indian Americans over the age of 25 have a college degree, making them the most educated group of Asian immigrants in America.
Is that right or is that racist? Well, you know Indians, they really be, they know how to code and stuff. Are Indians classified as Asians? From the country of India? Yeah.
Where do you think India is, Jacob?
Well, Matt, when I went and visited Princeton, there were a lot of Asian Americans, and Princeton is highly renowned for being a good school, so I'm gonna say that is also right.
You did say activist, so I do know my statistics. I'm gonna say yes, Matt.
I'm gonna go say that's...
That's right. That is right. 70% of Indians got college degrees. They're definitely number one on the household income. I'm going to say that's a fact.
That's right, you mean? Yeah. Rules of the game. You're saying that's right? Yes. Turns out that is indeed right. Let's go. Racist! Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes. Is that right? Or is that racist? That is racist? Why do you say that?
It just feels... Turns out you're right.
That is racist.
No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do. I think that's a racist statement to make.
I think your explanation was racist. But you're also right. That is racist.
So I'm going to say that's racist.
Yes, that is true. Sorry, Siaka. Oh, racist. On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites. Racist! Next question. Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.
Oh, depending on which definition of serial killers. I feel like that's racist too, low key.
My head says I shouldn't, but my heart says no. True, yes.
I'm going to go with that is right.
Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer, because is it like the quota of how many people that they kill?
Well, yes, that's how you would define it.
Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect, because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths. So I would say that that's not true. I think that's a racist statement to make.
That's right.
Let's go.
Wait, no, I'm saying the statement was right. You're wrong.
Oh, I'm wrong.
White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killing. Question number five, I think. Kim Jong-il sentenced his uncle to death by feeding him to a pack of 120 dogs.
Is that right or is that racist? Well, Kim Jong is a crazy maniac, so I'm going to go with yes, he did. That's racist. Oh, no, he didn't. That's racist. He just shot him.
I'm going to say sure, yeah. Let's go with right.
You finally got one wrong. That is racist.
The dog number is kind of crazy, but I'm going to go ahead and say that that's right.
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