Trump Spirals in Late Night Speech as Walls Close in
episodePreviously titled “Trump FBI Head Caught in Major Scandal as It All Spirals” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 2, 2026
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Fortum presents Olavi Vaari playing his favorite instrument. Hmm, beautiful. But let's add a little energy. Yes! We all have it. Northern energy. Courage to stick to your work and develop your inside. Wherever you go, Fortum brings energy and knowledge to your life. Fortum. Mr. Prime Minister, shall we start now? Let's start, and let's start properly. What do you mean? Let's start everything. Can you be more specific? Let's start clothes, let's start equipment, let's start equipment. I mean, all outdoor sports and free time. Now I understand. Maybe you understand numbers better. Budgesport is now even below 60%. So... Exactly, Budgesport.fi. What T-vitamins should I buy? There was some memorization there. R as in nutritional, H as in good, M as in... What was it now?
Well, that's just it. Devisol D vitamins can be found in pharmacies. Orion Pharma. Building well-being. This was complete and utter mayhem. Who thought this would be a good idea? Donald Trump held some event in front of McDonald franchise owners. And during this event, Trump was just an absolute mess. He couldn't really even speak in complete sentences. He started making noises when he talked about the fish being sold at McDonald's. He was like, shoop, shoop, shoop. It was very, very odd behavior. And then Donald Trump claimed that everything is much more affordable right now. Then he attacked the idea of raising the minimum wage in a press conference about affordability. Some strange, strange stuff. So let me just show you what went down here.
Donald Trump says he likes fish and then starts making fish noises. Let's play this clip. I like the fish.
I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce someplace. Seriously. I hate when I say, do you have any tartar sauce?
Do you understand that? Yes, I understand that. Then he randomly starts talking about how he renamed the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America. And he says, I know this has nothing to do with McDonald's, but I think I want to tell you this. What is going on here? Play this clip. You know what? They went to sugar.
Isn't that nice? I said, you got to go to sugar. Just like I said, why is the Gulf of Mexico called the Gulf of Mexico? I said, we're changing the name. And now it's the Gulf of America. It has nothing to do with McDonald's, but maybe it does. Because it's very nice cycling. We have 92% of the shoreline. They have 8%. I wouldn't say I made a lot of friends in Mexico, but they still like me.
Then Donald Trump says that we're going to make the American dream a word or two words you didn't have. He said, remember with Biden, it was three words, the American dream. Now we're going to make it two words. What in the world is this guy talking about? Here, play this clip.
We're going to make the American dream a word that, two words that you didn't have. You didn't have those two words. Remember when Biden said, it's all about three words. The American dream. You don't want to ever get in that situation.
What did Donald Trump say during his speech to McDonald's franchise owners?
Remember that? That was not good. It's all about three words.
American dream. He then starts telling these McDonald's franchise owners that his term is drill, baby, drill, and he drilled, baby, drilled, he says. I drilled, baby, drilled. Okay, here, play this clip. You know, we had an expression, drill, baby, drill. And I drilled, baby drilled, I tell you, we drilled. And he then starts talking about men being perfect specimens, that he could put them in movies because these men he sees, I think he's saying like in the military, are so handsome. These men are so good looking that he loves these specimens. Here, play this clip.
And we met them all handsome. They look like Tom Cruise.
What unusual noises did Trump make while discussing McDonald's fish?
They really do. I don't want to be a wise guy and say, but taller. I'm not going to say this. No, they're perfect specimens. I mean, these guys are like from a movie. I could take everyone, put them in a movie.
And then he says that he's a big hands guy. He's very, very big with hands, even though he's got tiny hands. Here, play this clip.
Didn't you hate that you walk in to wash your hands? I'm a big hands guy.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:29
2
What did Donald Trump say during his speech to McDonald's franchise owners?
3:29–4:15
3
What unusual noises did Trump make while discussing McDonald's fish?
4:15–4:49
4
How did Trump describe his views on affordability and the minimum wage?
4:49–6:14
5
What bizarre claims did Trump make about the Gulf of Mexico?
6:14–11:59
6
How did Trump describe his term as president in relation to drilling?
11:59–16:04