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The Morning Rumble

Best Bits of the Week ๐Ÿ”ฅ- 22nd May

21 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.301 - 4.087 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover.

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4.107 - 13.06 Producer Mitch

Howdy, producer Mitch here. It's a big weekend for Auckland FC playing in their first ever A-League final. Ali Williams came in Monday to talk about it.

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13.08 - 17.567 Rog

You know, if you turned up to the game, I reckon you'd get so much energy you might grow another inch.

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Chapter 2: What exciting event is Auckland FC participating in this weekend?

18.188 - 19.51 Rog

I need that.

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20.111 - 46.42 Producer Mitch

That's what I need, mate. Then after a big weekend of watching MMA, Mystic Mitch had the Morning Rumbles walkout songs ready for them. Rog, I asked you what song you would want to walk out to. You chose some ACDC. Not what I'd play for you, though. Super.

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46.44 - 49.112 Rog

You missed, Jen.

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49.132 - 50.237 Unknown

You missed, Jen. That is sensational.

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50.639 - 57.567 Producer Mitch

On Wednesday, we got talking about the naughty things you did as a teenager, and Rog had a bit of a confession himself.

57.767 - 73.766 Rog

My mum had a lot of, and they weren't, you know, the Mills and Boone romance books, but there was a little... They were so dirty. I used to steal them and read them at night. And she... Then one afternoon, she couldn't find them. And I delighted. I don't know where they are. And I had them.

Chapter 3: What were the memorable walkout songs chosen for the MMA event?

73.846 - 76.369 Rog

I'd been reading this erotic fiction at night.

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77.45 - 78.711 Tony Johnson

Pleasure in yourself. Yeah.

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82.938 - 93.106 Tony Johnson

Get it, Rog. You're a bad, bad boy. I'm a bad boy. I love a bad boy. Someone just digs. Yeah, Sean.

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93.467 - 108.348 Producer Mitch

Tagging in your mom's books is crazy. Dirty dog. On Wednesday, one of the voices of rugby in New Zealand, Tony Johnson, joined us in studio to talk about the All Blacks and Super Rugby and who he thinks will take it out this year.

108.368 - 130.647 Tony Johnson

Look, I think that the Hurricanes... Thank you, TJ. Just for the next 20 minutes. And the Chiefs. They've been the four teams. And I love the way the Canes are playing. It'd be one of those two. And I think the form at the moment, the more compelling form, even though the Chiefs are seven in a row, by the way. They've won seven games in a row.

130.627 - 141.982 Tony Johnson

But I think over the course of the season, I think the best rugby has been played by the team based in Wellington. For a man who didn't want to answer, he gave one of the great answers.

142.242 - 150.013 Producer Mitch

Thursday had us chatting about reconstructive surgery, and we threw it out there. Have you had reconstructive surgery? Kim called in.

150.073 - 159.065 Unknown

When I had my son when I was 18, I had a midwife, and I think she was a wee bit crazy. She made an absolute mess of my stitches and stuff down there.

Chapter 4: What naughty confessions did the hosts share from their teenage years?

159.105 - 168.393 Unknown

Oh. So I had to get reconstructive surgery when I was 18, like six months after I had my son. I'm now 35. All my friends call me designer vagina.

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172.117 - 184.067 Tony Johnson

I mean, do they open with that? When they introduce you to people, is that what they call you? Some of the girls have done when I was single, yeah.

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184.087 - 187.11 Producer Mitch

And you're happy with how everything is down there, how it looks?

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187.09 - 189.215 Unknown

My partner's pretty happy, so I'm winning.

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189.235 - 202.045 Producer Mitch

That's the one thing. That's the one thing. Shout out to you, the Rumble listener. We've had some great yarns from you recently, like this one from Dominic, who had a hectic story about what he walked away from at just seven years old.

202.266 - 217.731 Dominic

So I sat down in the driveway to start pulling the pickles out of my feet. And then the lady in the Toronto turned into the driveway, reversed over me, knocked me over with the bumper, knocked me out, got up on top of my head and dragged me under the car for about two metres or so with the wheel. Went, oh, bugger, that's not good.

217.951 - 226.783 Dominic

Drove off of me and then I wake up to the underside of the car and I'm like, what on earth is going on? Then everything went a wee bit fuzzy for a bit. But yeah, that's what I remember from that.

230.105 - 249.632 Producer Mitch

Gnarly stuff. That's the best bits of the week. Plenty more on the podcast, so text PODCAST to 3520. Big day in Auckland tomorrow. Get up, Auckland FC, and best of luck in their first grand final. Bring it home. Have a good weekend, New Zealand. Catch you Monday.

250.827 - 255.716 Rog

Well done, well done, Mitch. Great work, Mitch. Shot, Mitch.

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